The Warthog❓

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Imagine being horny on main․

Your track record speaks otherwise․ Maybe I should give you a demonstration as to why the blue GNAT and his cowardly friends struggled to best me during the months of world conquest❓

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Says the one who cannot survive SHALLOW water with inflatable wings․

That outfit on THAT Amy❓ Excellent taste․

Then do tell me ⸻ how become SHADOW needed to use a super form to best an ILLUSION of myself❓

Only by the smallest of margins․

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Get your pink dog leashed up․

． ． ． How dare you․

My ․․․ ․․․⠀quite the attitude you have there․ I wonder if that is the sole reason you keep on losing to the filthy blue sewer rat❓

Or I shall do the complete opposite to your so－called suggestion and continue to do things my way․

To keep your contagious diseases far away from me․

Then you clearly know little about me․ The new me ⸻ perhaps․

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Why do you think I keep this mask on❓

． ． ． A Babylon Rogue❓ Never heard of such vile thing․ Is it something to do with infants being out of control ⸻ kind of fitting when it comes to you․

Taking the statement too literal ⸻ I see․ Learn to take a joke․

Insignificant insects․ Keep your distance far away from me․

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I am not saying it․

(⠀Taking a step sideways as the mercenary stared at the canine with both upper appendages dropped onto his sides․⠀) Maryum․ What a delight it is to see you․

(⠀Waving those clawed digits․ ᅠNo proof of such thing occurring․⠀)

More like ⸻ used to aggravating people․

Get a room with slugs and do the business in there․

． ． ． Correcting me on this royal ․․․ chipmunk and not the blue annoyance❓

What is this nonsense I am hearing about some supposed royal squirrel and the filthy blue sewer rat being freaky in public❓

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᅠ𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 ⠀ 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐄 ⠀ #𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐄 🖋 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᅠ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀————— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᅠ𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆⠀𝐎𝐅⠀𝐓𝐇𝐄⠀𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐏𝐀𝐒ᅠ⠀ ⠀

(⠀Threads of lengthy hair waved rapidly from the immense gravitational pull of the void above him ⸻ unbolted hands soon curled into fists as the sole visible iris diverted itself onto her presence․⠀) ․․․ Who dares❓

When everything you know has come ... ...⠀𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚․

． ． ． The next time you go shopping ． Come over to my till so I can ⸻ check you out ．

Come give me a kiss on my hot mouth . I'm feeling romantical .

(⠀Slooooowly removing that mask of his .⠀) #SeductiveSunday

（⠀Emits a silent yet audible exhale from her sudden grasp on him ⸻ head slooooowly tilting sideways as that visible iris locked onto her．⠀） You ... ...⠀alright❓

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You forgot to say the most magical of words．

Why would you want to do that❓

You are also a terrible liar．

If there is one thing I can give Eggman credit for， that very thing I speak of ... is bringing out the true me．

You are terrible at it．

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Sneaking up on me as per usual．

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．．． That offer sure is tempting． But ...⠀there is always a catch in these deals． I cannot shake the feeling．

（⠀The mercenary diverted his singular visible iris onto the hedgehog as small particles of squares surrounded the Phantom Ruby．⠀Infinite dropped his upper appendages to his sides．） Then you better be prepared when the doctor comes around ⸻ I am giving you a fair warning．

．．． Humanity is not only the sole species that are awful． Us Mobians are also in that category． Which was the other reason I joined the Eggman Empire : to watch everyone suffer and beg for mercy．