he realistically would not know about her main source of income, so he must be talking about her cafe job, or even her modeling career. she stared at him with the usual detached expression. "it's fine," she replied dismissively. douchebag was not much of a talker.

her expression does not waver or change when listening to him. simply listening for now without offering any kind of commentary. douchebag followed along beside him, easily keeping pace with the vigilante. "i see. . .i suppose this universe is different," she muttered, being vague on purpose yet --

mary 🔔 i want to do if douchebag had whatsapp but i'm afraid it'll be REALLY unhinged like what the fuck kind of messages would she get.

( NC )

mary 🔔 douchebag calling her hearse 'the undead whip' is extremely funny to me and i will not take criticism for this.

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➷ 𝗦𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗹𝘆 𝗜 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝙫𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝘂𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝗜 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚, 𝗜'𝗺 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮!

the blonde hedgehog makes no movement when he clears the air above her. simply standing there. . . the assassin made no move to stop him, nor did she attempt to speak. douchebag was aware, due to her attire, that others might underestimate her. but the immortal was more than capable of --

mary 🔔 douchebag's birthday is october 23rd. she is getting married to shadow, in her main ship tl, on october 30th.

HELLO, NEXUS. OCTOBER IS THE MONTH OF DOUCHEBAG. HER BIRTHDAY AND MARRIAGE WILL OCCUR THIS MONTH, AND HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN TO ALL 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎂✨🎃🦇🧛

the assassin traveled through the broken universe she found herself in. definitely not home, so nobody knew her, yet the quietness suited her. if not for the fact she could blatantly sense another presence stalking her. quickly jumping backwards and landing next to @abrokenhedgehog.bsky.social. --

I am not afraid of the storm that comes my way. When it hits it shakes me to the core and makes me stronger than before.

ONLY THE BLIND WILL FORGIVE ME.

why would i waste my time, when i can just take whatever i want and then kill whoever had them?

reach for my hand, hold me, my darling drown us in viscera beneath the stars.

I grow tired of hearing about the world!

I know I can win, I’ve done it before. Get out of my way, I gotta settle the score

Trying to end something that is 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 you inside doesn't make you 𝖊𝖛𝖎𝖑 or 𝖘𝖊𝖑𝖋𝖎𝖘𝖍 𓈒

unacceptable! unacceptable! absolutely unacceptable!

Casting shadows in the pale shade of blue.

i shook hands with the devil. i looked him in the eye. he looked like a long-lost friend.

as much as it seems like you own my heart it's astronomy, we're two worlds apart

ARE YOU GOING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE THAT I HAVE TO SURVIVE?

Do you still remember who you are?

it's nights like this that remind me of my deepest fantasy, where i'm all alone, and i feel the cold, dark earth caressing me.

Your extra lives are quickly being lost ; ;

There's no chance that there will be a reply.

douchebag can basically sense the staring, but that doesn't stop her from reading, nor does she try to survey her surroundings. her spacial awareness was astonishingly good, which was normal due to her occupation. "what do you need," she suddenly mumbled, turning another page while glancing over.

the blonde hedgehog returns, carrying a tray of black coffee, snacks, and bacon. she seems to have prepared everything in advance. "thank you for helping, but i have it," she mumbled, placing the tray on the table and approaching shadow with her arms dangling at her sides. "come here."

mary 🔔 youtu.be/0dPwjR2j-M4?... every time i hear this song i get major douchebag vibes because it goes EXTREMELY hard.

douchebag doesn't make any noise but she does get into his line of sight so he can see her, arms dangling at her sides and watching with the same detached expression. douchebag was secretly amused by his actions and thought he was being adorable.

( ignoring the chaos around her and reading a book 😅. )

just watching in confusion that of course doesn't show on her features. she will not disturb him.

❛ 𝘐'𝘔 𝑵𝑬𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝘎𝘖𝘕𝘕𝘈 𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑷 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑰𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮! ❜ ➺ 𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗶 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗲, 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗱. ➺ 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝘀𝗳𝘄. 𝗻𝗼𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘄𝗱. ↺ + ♡︎

ear twitch. she SENSES somebody talking about her. ". . . . . ."

". . . .i think shadow was, at one point, more of a problem than eggman. and now he's not an issue anymore against the planet. but before both of them. . .i'm not sure," was her disinterested sounding response. douchebag figured eggman never became a genuine threat until sonic made himself known.

"you're in a cafe. so. . . here," she muttered, sliding the newly brewed coffee across the counter to the person waiting. not a single drop was spilled. the next order was called and douchebag promptly went to resume another task, but listening to cassidy speak.

the immortal was quietly walking through the forest. her steps were noiseless and nothing crunched underfoot despite her stepping on it. douchebag, upon approaching a lonely bench on the path, simply sank down onto it. the chirping of birds and the swaying of foliage soothed douchebag. she sensed --

quietly reading in one of station square's libraries. the blonde hedgehog was currently reading one of h.p. lovecraft's novels, but still aware of her surroundings and sensing @technomancercat.bsky.social nearby. she doesn't smile or seem to acknowledge him. simply turning another page.

staring at @the5thone.bsky.social before slowly turning away and continuing her task of brewing some coffee. douchebag, despite being a customer service worker, did not act like one. she was not friendly or accommodating. "what do you need," she said, making it sound like a statement.

the blonde hedgehog was silently doing some work, currently seated in her office in station square, an array of papers in front of her and a pen in her hand. slowly looking up with the usual detached expression when @supremebeing4d4.bsky.social entered the small room.

it is indeed strange. . .so. what have you been doing lately, knuckles.

"i am not one to judge others. i do not care if you've been to prison," she replied dismissively, her features still blank and voice remaining deadpan. douchebag stared at him briefly before averting her gaze quietly. she seems very disinterested.

"i will make you some," she replied, moving and going towards the kitchen to make it for him. douchebag had wonderful appliances for the kitchen and other things. she knew how to make coffee thanks to her job. and she made it well. silently going about her task.

➷ 𝗖𝗮𝗻'𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩 .ᐣ 𝗜 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩, 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗯𝘆 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 .ᐟ

'The shadows of Death will consume all in the end. . " Azriel, the 'God of Death', is not inherently evil. Once it is your time, the shadows will sweep you away. MDNI 18+ More info in thread below