⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ 𓈉 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ 𝑷𝑬𝑨𝑪𝑯𝒀 .ᐟ ❞ ⠀

Thing that the Americans have, it seems.

Selling Rick to the public domain.

Don’t care. You’re going to Illumination to see the Minions.

That's it I’m selling Rick. Who wants him?

Shush, that was rigged.

Doesn’t matter I’ll do it again and win

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Them.

...Ha.

Tempting...

Selling Johto to Disney.

Which Pokémon region to sell to Disney....

....You all won’t sugarcoat it, right?

What.

Officially replacing Fuckassona 5 Joker with the Demi-Fiend for Smash 6.

Get a Job, Rick.

Pokémon ‘You Take the’ Moon Pokémon ‘You Take the’ Sun. Pokémon Ultra ‘You Take the’ Moon Pokémon Ultra ‘You Take the’ Sun.

I refuse to give the money to Dedede on rebuilding his castle. If it always gets destroyed, that’s a ‘him’ problem.

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Because I said so.

Is Susie arguing with a Pokémon rip-off?

Sold him to Warner Bros. or Microsoft. Along with the funds he left

Unfortunately, we’re both owned by Disney. I sold your daddy to either Warner Bros. or Microsoft, along with his funds...

Marx... Disney owns your Nova signature attack.

....The fuck is a FlappyPidgey?

-:- I've been seeing it come up a lot lately, so this is just a friendly reminder to credit your artists! "Credit to the artist" isn't enough! Give a name or an @ :)

@residenthampter.bsky.social You are now an official Pokémon.

Now declaring Rick as an official Pokémon.

With the promotion of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie... The Minions will appear as DLC for a future Kirby game.

Cope with it.

Doesn’t matter. $900 is a justified price.

$900.

Announcing a Wario LEGO set for $900.

Up next: The Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire re-releases for Switch 2.

Happy Mario Day.

勇. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝐕𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐞̀ 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞, 𝐂𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ 勇.

Rest in piss Lololo and Lalala. Tiff and Tuff should’ve been present.

...Something is happening, but I don’t know why

Ask HAL.

Probably never.

I always knew Yoshi had shit taste in cereal. Honey Nut Cheerios? Seriously?

Anyway Get fucked, America. As I will sue you.

.... Shit.