Autosaves exist, you know.

Hmmm

...Bayonetta?

Nah... You have to trust me on this one.

Oh come on, the new NPC won’t be THIS bad.

What’s wrong with the NPC for your upcoming new game?

Let me guess. You prefer to bring it up over an NPC who can fully talk?

We don’t talk about it.

Why the fuck are people bringing up Other M after the Metroid Prime 4 leaks?

Don’t be a hater to Metroid Prime 4. I know you’re all going to buy it.

>Munching a Mushroom.<

Competition.

No one asked you.

...Seriously? A PlayStation game?

But does it have a console release? No. I think not.

Oh hey Mario Kart is set up twice in the game awards.

Another day of my characters arguing in the Smash Manor.

𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍! #MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP

"𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄!" (THE ALMIGHTY KING OF THE KOOPAS JOINS PARODY BLUESKY!) #MARIORP | #NINTENDORP | #BSKYRP | #SFWRP

No. How about he owns YOU and dismantles your deluded little empire?

Ugh Was it necessary to say this?

Pay up.

$99 for using profanity.

Because it isn’t the real thing.

.

Nah

And? My Mario fans will eat anything up.

And to combat piracy, alongside proving why emulation is bad.

Um. The Pokémon Company.

Raising the physical copies of the new Kirby Air Riders game at around $189.99.

Fish lady?

Ew. Steam.

How do I put this? The memers are going to use this as a template.

Um.

At sucking up to Denuvo.

I’m sorry, what.

Palutena isn’t a Nintendo princess. Lucina is a Nintendo Princess. Know the facts.

They made theories regarding Rosalina being a potential Nintendo Princess alongside Peach, Daisy, and Zelda.

The Mario fanbase says otherwise.

Back when she debuted in Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii.

Yes, the Donkey Kong movie is still being made. We're trying to find other... cast voices for the rest of the DK crew.

Yes And if all goes well, Daisy will join in the future.

Last time I checked. You seem calm.

She did fine in the first movie.

You’ll do great.

You fucks are going to make memes of the Bowser painting from the Galaxy movie trailer, don't lie to me.

And yes. Bowser Jr. is in the movie.

I made Rosalina an official Nintendo princess. Now shut up, all of you.