.

Kirby saying the f-bomb caused the entire Nintendo verse to collapse...

Yes I can.

If Rick says fuck, I’m selling him to Illumination.

Oh hey, it’s the forgotten Kirby character, Escargoon.

...You fuckers better watch today’s Tomodachi Life direct.

Fuck Disney.

Now making both Luigi and Daisy getting friendzoned.

A few weeks left for Mario gets friendzoned day on the 14th.

Sending Luigi to Universal Halloween Horror Nights, because fuck it.

"Poppi and Masterpon are not real blade and driver. So Poppi and Masterpon looked up to Rex, lots! When Rex tries hard, Poppi and Masterpon try hard!" RP Experience: 9-10 Years. New to the character but NOT the verse. SFW is preferred as per usual. #XenobladeRP #MVRP #RPSky #NintendoRP #XC2RP

...Waluigi was a mistake.

Yes. Ever heard of Dance Dance Revolution? Konami owns the IP under the Bemani name.

Did you forget Konami owns the DDR IP? It’s true I own Mario, except Konami was mostly in charge of the gameplay while I have to supervise with the gimmicks exclusive to Mario Mix.

Ask Konami yourselves.

...you can.

There will be no announcement of DDR Mario Mix to the GameCube Classics on Switch 2.

You’re all getting a Kanto-themed area in Universal Japan.

How are we feeling with the new trailer?

Become toy product, Samus.

F-Zero fans do.

Illumination didn’t do anything wrong.

...you had to remind me of the game I’m losing in a lawsuit.

Nah.

So did Captain Falcon.

...The Pokémon rip-off?

Maybe, but after showing they have more than just Sonic, Yakuza and Shitsona?

Yes. Why?

They do, but...

....Wasn’t there an anime based on Kirby?

I didn’t. I allowed Universal and Illumination to adapt the Mario and Donkey Kong as well.

2nd one, to be precise. The first trailer was revealed last year with the new Fire Emblem announcement.

2nd Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer.

See you all in Sunday.

It’s an upcoming animated movie made by the same people who did Despicable Me.

Anyway, have another Nintendo Direct featuring the upcoming Super Mario Galaxy movie on Sunday, you chucklefucks.

...Sure....

Sounds like cope to me.

And you need to accept the truth, whether you like it or not.

"Keeping my fiery spirit alive is my main focus to the path of my future!" ❤️ + 🔄

Hmmm... I don’t recall.

....Ah shit.

Fox and Krystal’s.

Uh, when did I do that?