Opening up a new patent to send to courts regarding the F-Zero clones.

The Groose is Loose x2.

Stop meming over Bowser leaving Nintendo for PlayStation.

It... was decent. Surprised you showed Mega Man there. What, did you took a keen interest in Sonic?

How the fuck did Bayonetta escape my- Oh wait, that’s Bayonetta 1 Bayonetta in the First Descendant online game...

Okay I get it, sheesh....

Wait wha-

But Banner does.

In case you start drinking your E-Tanks in the Smash Manor. Why?

*Hulk pay $2,000,000,000 to Big Boss Nintendo. I fixed your sentence.

Anyway, Mario Kart World better.

That’s a lie.

Ahem.

Smash Bros.

Nah...

No, I didn’t. When have I copied them from their precious Monster Hunter IP?

At least there’s Ash-Greninja, though. And Terastal Phenomenon to make it more original.

What, are you going say Bamco’s Digimon franchise invented it? Nonsense.

Ahem. Z-moves and Dynamax.

Not with my patent in the US that’ll save the monster taming genre.

Winning the Palworld lawsuit means I saved the monster taming genre.

I fixed Mario Kart World. You all happy?

There is no Splatoon 4.

And it’s tasty.

Dead meme it seems.

No Because you people make it up.

Officially making the whole ‘Link eats rocks’ statement as canon to the Legend of Zelda series.

What?

The servant to the Goddess of Power. Dinraal

Behold I made both Link and Zelda be converted into marketable toys with a deal with Jakks.

Is this your new home?

Lazy bum.

If it isn’t the PlayStation dragon whose games are inferior to Banjo & Kazooie on the N64.... How’s your new- oh wait. You’re a dead franchise.

You haven’t answered.

And you swallow by becoming a delisted DLC. Look at SEGA’s Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania and tell me what DLC they delisted.

By losing the rights to the character DLC being delisted, it seems.

I’ll be seeing you in the court.

Alright.... I’ve calmed down from yesterday...

And stay there.

No. Not at all. >Definitely a lie NINTENDO made...<

...Oh right. One of the Pokémon character clones was in one of the Mario Kart arcade games....

...Sorry. I didn’t hear any those because I was busy drinking the whole ‘Digimon is a Pokémon rip-off’ statements from my loyal Pokémon fanbase. Would you repeat that?

...And?

What do you think?

I did, and I locked in from the Wii U era.

I’m not. Trust me.