why is one of the guys from the sexy hockey show giving me Ryo from Shenmue vibes?

my bologna has a first name and it’s F u c k ICE

hey man fuck all of these guys, you know the ones

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

happy sawaween

i don't care if you're here legally and i do not care what you buy with SNAP. you could not pay me to care!!!

BREAKING: The Democratic Party to be split into two organizations: "Communism Two" will handle actual legislation and as consolation "The Good Manners Gang" will serve as a makework program for friends and family of the wealthy until their assets can be seized by the state.

ACAB includes the cop in your brain telling yourself you suck all the time

wizard frog is insane

if you have a billion dollars you should be legally designated a dragon and any human can adventure against you

still reeling at the fact that being extremely online in the early 2000's has given me the the burden of understanding this particular set of societal rot

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

I hope Donald Trump dies as he lived: on television

bro who told u to be this cute wtf

hey this guy fuckin sucks and i ain’t voting for him

JK Rowling? more like FU Joanne you moldy brain freak

this is the most Dad-focused cross promotion i’ve ever seen in the wild

the millennial urge to be vulnerable and sincere before double backing with a lol at the end

can’t get over the fact that the guy who directed Barbarian and Weapons is this guy

live, laugh and love? surly you mean DIE, SCREAM & HATE

what even is this

just call me blood type cuz i do b negative

a big question i think that is increasingly relevant in almost every aspect of american life, from politics to the workplace to art to even just everyday social settings Are We Ever Going To Get Sick Of Being Bullshitted

lots of evil in this world but they can never take smoking a poorly rolled bone and listening to Black Sabbath outside from me, istg

Celebrity deaths are known to come in threes, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan both passed recently and were both inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, so it really makes you wonder who the third might be, there’s a lot of names in the WWE Hall of Fame (pic unrelated)

the centralization and consolidation of the internet was such a fuckin mistake

respectfully,

One episode of MTV Cribs featuring Ozzy Osbourne and his weird family led to a dedicated spin-off reality show which led to a knock-off family reality show starring the weird family of OJ’s Lawyer, and now several dominoes later, we live in the most Reality Show Country on Earth

going to a friend’s bachelor party this weekend and man, can you imagine if ~It~ happens in the next few days? whoo boy, legendary levels of festivity

love thinking i’m really annoying before anyone has a chance to tell me im annoying, acting like im the amateur Detroit rapper B-Rabbit from the 2002 drama film 8 Mile

wacky worm

Pro Wrestling is, sincerely, one of the greatest mediums of long form storytelling and when it hits it’s capital m ✨Magic✨

This is genuinely the news every day

media and political institutions are crumbling and seething cope in the most disgusting and obvious bigoted ways against…this guy

trying to play it cool at the adult pool party after the Zoltar machine turned your 6th grade body Big

(quietly as to not disturb) broooooo

The US is run by incompetent, fascist losers who actively harm its most vulnerable citizens & every one of these monsters should be [TOS VIOLATION] so fuck the 4th of July, we’re gonna celebrate my dog Alfie’s birthday instead (today is his birthday)

good luck Zohran, i really hope you win, i like your policies, ideas and energy, despite you being a Punk fan

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

(quietly as to not disturb) broooooo

the difference between 2016 and 2025 is that more people i know from non-internet life are getting better at doing a mocking Trump voice AND calling him a stupid motherfucker

Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...

twitter has been a very useful propaganda network for the right unde elon musk because they’ve managed to convince most of america that LA is burning down entirely when waymos were the only casualty. just super bleak state of the world that the right controls all media

F-Zero GX more like F-Zero SEX cuz this game still FUCKS

California Protesters throw rocks at ICE

how do we live in a world where saying “i believe no one should die due to lack of healthcare” is controversial