Friendless Urinal Cake likes nap time because it‘s something he has in common with his favorite kind of girls.

Don’t be surprised if 50 years from now a new movement called MAPA is born. Make America Preposterous Again. Because these jerks are having children.🤪😳

They could've at least used the opportunity to draw dicks on his face. You know there's a sharpie in the top drawer.

Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari on why Speaker Mike Johnson kicked her out of his office...

Air traffic controller, by @deAdder open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

I don't know how to break it to everyone, but this is not my official management team's social media account. Please block and report @kevinkrusemgmt.bsky.social

George Santos protégé Elise Stefanik is a joke. www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...

#Voters #MadeTheirPoint Love this cartoon 🌊🌊💙

Many people were wondering, how is any of this going to make the country great? And then in the first week of November, 2025, your favorite Tic Tac Pepsodent, in his utmost self extolling maganimity, manufactured this decree: “STOP LYING!!!!!!!” And so it begins, stay tuned.

Thank you for your attention to the following matter. The aesthete so obsessed with decor, always high-heeled, cosmetics-smeared and bouffanted, peddling fragrances and remarking on the muscles and hungness of athletes, favorite song YMCA, will from now on be known as President She. Stay tuned!

Dick Cheney succumbs at 84 to pneumonia and heart woes, evading justice for orchestrating endless wars, endorsing torture, and unleashing chaos that slaughtered countless innocents without a shred of remorse. #WarCrimes

Fukkko with the intelligent uncle, so devastated by last night’s blowout, he decided to drop the king thing and settle for pope. That way he can still get pedo cover.

Starting to understand the strange alignment of church and state since so much of church hides, protects, sustains and covers for sex offenders, and so many holy ass sex pests are right wing admirers of the Mango Molester, that Perverted Projector. Just a hunch.

Of course I'm worried about socialism. I mean, just imagine if Mamdani one day becomes President and nationalizes industry, imposes historic tax hikes, goes after the media, builds a secret national police force, militarizes the country, and sends people to camps.

Luckily the immigration asylum and “mentally insane” asylum discrepancy has been nu-cleared up.

Democrats win big, by @deAdder open.substack.com/pub/deadder/...

Virginian here👋 and no, I do NOT thoroughly support what you and your admin have been doing! Re-writing textbooks? Destroying clean energy? Trying to outlaw abortion? Anti-immigrant? Purging Voter rolls? Get outta here…and don’t ever come back!

That Nasty Nobel-Needy Nincompoop is back to full time failing. He’ll never be anything but a pathetic loser, a sad,sick,stupid, supercilious stain who sucks more than anyone the world has ever known.

4 words for all: release the EPSTEIN FILES open the damned government severely discipline every NeoNazi all churches are taxable lock up presidential psychopath 🙏 attention to this matter

lol. 👋🏼

Can't believe the Stephen Miller endorsement didn't seal it for Cuomo

All that accurate reporting…Rand it’s clear that the First Amendment stops here.

The Orange Colonel Klink says he doesn’t drink. I don’t see any reason It’d be different if he did. He sloshes when he talks And wanders when he walks, Thinks hussies such as Loomer are so fine Can’t tell good from bad Thinks of others-stupid, sick and sad. Deluded like hell …Pathetic as well.

Kidnapping people (including children), deporting people to countries they've never been to or have any connections with, murdering people in the Caribbean without evidence or trials or due process,... Refusing to Obey is the only defense to illegal orders. Otherwise, they are complicit in it.

"exododus" The New York Post: Come for the shameless propaganda, stay for the embarrassing illiteracy.

I'm down for it as long as it's not Klobuchar. If I had to listen to her narrate a book, I'd stick a fork in my neck or something. In fact, I think Booker is probably the best book voice.

Jabba the Butt has decided to endorse Cuomo. Such strange badfellows.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

in many ways Aiyana IS Teen Vogue and Teen Vogue is Aiyana. The idea that she was laid off today is painful to even fathom. Please follow her and offer her everything.

Due process is dead with the Trump administration. But let any of them be arrested and charged with a crime & they'll be demanding their right to due process. 😡

Happy Monday morning Bsky! Have a great day peeps!

LADY GAGA LADY MAGA

Just in time for 4th of July, the July/August issue of Real South/West Magazine is up! Two very timely fiction pieces deal with the more complicated nuances of being American right now. Plus poetry, book and music reviews, and more! Still free--enjoy! realsouthwestmag.com/2025/07/july...

🌱 Please do follow me all who are interested in growing historical vegetable, herb and flower varieties. My revised and updated heritage seed catalogue will be released into the wild next Friday.

So Petey and Donnie are talking about getting tough on Nigeria,because of a problem starting in 2009 they think started yesterday.Who said anything about it 2017-2021? Is it rape,murder,targeting of the education system, kidnapping or disappearing of innocents they’re so jealous of ?

So Mr Haney from Green Acres and his boy Jethro from the Beverly Hillbillies are planning a run on Nigeria. That ought to go about as well as the rest of it.

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Henry Wallace (1888 - 1965)

The prissy madeup macho boys are colluding to storm a “shithole country” using “bleach and light bulbs up the ying yang“ genius’ latest diarrhea bomb idea. Godspeed, nephew of a smart uncle and Minnesota son of a “proud” mama. Make sure you’re groomed, manicured and smeared in lotions before battle.

Fukkko McGarglebaloney is threatening to invade Nigeria with guns ablazin. I knew he shouldn’t have sent George Santos as Ambassador. Just wait til he finds out Nigeria is not a city in Ohio.

Why the urgency to protect Christians in Nigeria when in fact you are now starving American Christians, many of whom voted for the GOP…?

WE FOUND THE WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE: FBI Director Kash Patel used a $60 million government jet for a booty call during the shutdown. Not the first time. In April, he made multiple trips to Nashville to see his 26-year-old country-singer girlfriend and even flew her around to hockey games.

This is going to go well.

Starmer's party is Labour in name only. Selling state-wide surveillance as a safety measure. Trading privacy for a pat on the head from Tony Blair. If it was the Tories, we'd riot; now it's just another Tuesday.