That is literally the point of citizenship.

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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.

It’s a conspiracy theory to say that Israel is deliberately trying to provoke another civil war in Lebanon (x.com/ireallyhatey...)

Man, his grandma really wanted him dead.

It's gonna be weird when the next Israel PM is just as genocidal

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

turns out being deliberately antagonistic towards the people who elected you in order to court people who would under no circumstances ever vote for you is not smart

dems planning the midterms

Reminds me of the fable about the Scorpion and the Other Scorpion.

Liberal democracies are still included in the 'authoritarian' label btw just in case some of yall forgot

Who is going to bravely write the article that correctly argues that the IRI's victory actually makes resolving other questions like Palestine and Lebanon easier

I'm sorry. What is a "knick?" Does it taste good?

I wrote about what Elon Musk is costing the rest of us: www.thenation.com/article/econ...

guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.

This is referring to Candace Owens btw

Here's a suggestion: We make the IDF a proscribed terrorist organisation. Anyone who joins in with their genocide gets arrested as soon as they return to Britain. Job done.

thank u for fact-checking my joke

The punishment for dying in office of natural causes should be for your entire family to be hanged.

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That thing that needs to happen also needs to happen to Greg Bovino.

For a long time the left didn't really do this kind of thing but it is actually important to be combative and transactional at the same time. You can't just be one of them, in fact it's not possible to be transactional if you don't threaten to be combative, and vice versa.

These people have never heard of Tom Bombadil.

that thing that needs to happen also needs to happen to google's ceo.

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

Mom cat leaving her human to babysit so she can sleep 😴

Lolicon is pedophilia and pedophilia is bad. Block me if you disagree.

thread of pedophiles trying to get a guy canceled for being ableist and right-wing bc he doesn't support their pedophile anime 👇

What is even the fucking point of having billions of dollars if you have to completely debase and humiliate yourself this way? I am embarrassed just knowing about this. I can’t imagine saying it on purpose without a gun being point at a family member.

I'm old enough to remember a time when if you wanted lies whispered into your ear you had to hire a grand vizier

Gotta make sure they're not posting evidence.

Gotta make sure they're not posting evidence.

when did we abandon the idea of a politician having to earn our vote. that's the wild part to me

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

Emotionally disentangle my genderfluid balls

What a shame. The white house ufc cage match is a sacred tradition.

"Other Palestinian prisoners and human rights monitors have also cited reports of police dogs being coached to rape prisoners."

"Against all authority... Except my mama". Happy Mother's Day!

Right wingers need ballroom because they keep injecting saline into them

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My dad, who is a lifelong stoner, didn't know what dank means.

broke: "tax the rich" is hate speech. woke: and?

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

⚠️ Concerned about Iran War escalation risks, House Dems are pressing Trump to publicly acknowledge Israel's nuclear weapons program. “The concerns about nuclear escalation are shared by some inside the Trump administration, who say Israel's red lines may not be adequately understood.” WaPo report:

We can all see this coming. Do not let them get bailed out.

Late to this but wow this is a pathologically gross way to be.