it's like how evolution turns everything into crabs

whine more, you absolute wanker

It matters to mention that Philando Castile was killed while obeying a police officer & fully complying with the law.

I wish that he were a good fit for the Raps.

was at a friend’s birthday party where her coworker’s husband told me that i am ‘pretty funny for a woman.’ then he got a look on his face like he realized he fucked up and said ‘i mean for a decently attractive woman.’ good save bro

i’m sorry mel brooks slices his bagels how

250 years ago, Lex Luger body slammed Yokozuna on the USS Intrepid to gain America’s independence.

As @slacktivistfred.bsky.social calls it, "The ‘biblical view’ that’s younger than the Happy Meal"

nobody in the press wants to address the fact that almost everybody at the upper echelons of tech is a full on eugenist nazi

It seems pretty obvious that his team is building up to Decision 2: The Final Decision with the twist being that he is taking his talents back to the Cavs. It is going to be corny as hell and I will enjoy it.

Trust me, I've seen thousands of beautiful boys... 2017 was a down year.

Kenny Atkinson took on a second head coaching gig apparently: www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Tonight on CBC As It Happens, Carney’s old buddy and hand-picked Energy Minister Tim Hodgson, Goldman Sachs alumnus, said (as if we plebes are all utter fools), “We will grow our way to net zero.” It would be laughable were it not so vile and catastrophic during the climate crisis.

Found this old picture of me and my first reaction was "Oh no, I am wearing a Tzahal t-shirt!" but then I looked closer and it turns out I was just wearing my Lilith Fair t-shirt.

hey is the word “eliminate” good when they’re talking about You. just wondering

Everybody in the "climate space" (which means everyone on earth...) needs to understand these mind-blowing figures. Google's "total electricity consumption jumped from 31 terawatt hours (TWh) in 2024 to 43 TWh in 2025." In ONE year. The AI corporate arms race is eating the world.

Spent so much time thinking about how happy the Kawhi trade has made me that I forgot about what really makes obsessively following sports worth it: Enjoying the pain of other team's fans.

Such a crazy offseason so far and Lebron hasn't signed yet.

But I will be looking for paid work for hire. Can’t do creator owned unless it comes with a page rate, sadly. So if you know anyone looking for an artist with a wallet full of cash and a good four-six issue mini with a publisher, let me know!

One of the more ridiculous trades that I can think of.

NBA off-season be like:

A very depressing article for this very hot Canada Day.

I went to deposit a cheque at an ATM and it got stuck. The machine made noises for a couple of minutes before barfing out my cheque, and then did the same for a couple more minutes before it also spit out a $100 bill. Then it gave me back my card.

And then one of them apparently proposed! bsky.app/profile/atru...

This is nuts 🥜 A man and woman wearing masks have climbed the spire of the Empire State Building and attached a banner to it. It apparently reads "when the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace".

Just told my wife that there are amazing things happening on the NBA newsprint and she just looked at me as though it would have been better to not say anything. She must be mad about MitchRob signing with the Celtics.

My knee and how my knee feels:

I like that John Collins signing for the Pistons and for John Collins, who I think is good.

if four Canadians arrive at a 4-way stop at the same time they will all eventually die there

Nancy 6/30/26 … Summer Camp Arc Starts Tomorrow

Scrolling the news in 2026…

Fun Guy 2.0

BI was as good as I hoped he would be last year. That typed, this is exactly the type of trade that I was hoping for when they signed him to that deal.

Yeah, baby, yeah.

3,400 people die on a single extremely hot day in India. 30,000 in 5 days. Most of the poor aren't even counted. The study calls that a conservative estimate. Mass death is here. My heart is breaking. www.euronews.com/2026/06/10/h...

As called on TV Trece in Paraguay:

Naomi Osaka at 2026 Wimbeldon, bringing fashion to the forefront, wearing Hana Yagi 🤍✨

thinking about this delightfully furious poem by Mary Ruefle again.

The US Supreme Court:

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

This is funny enough for me to want it to happen.

We need to recognize what happened to Scott Wiener at the San Francisco Trans Pride March as antisemitism, and finally purge this poison from left wing movements. A new opinion piece by Evan Urquhart, @evanurquhart.bsky.social, only on Assigned Media. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

When I tried to check in the desk attendant called me classist for wanting to book a room when some people have never had a room

Young Shadow & The Watchdogs official release date is April 21st, but you can order it now, along with the other books in the series, at bensears.bigcartel.com

As far as I can tell, it's still unclear whether the Clippers are really open to moving Kawhi & whether Kawhi is really open to a Toronto reunion, or if they're just posturing. Those are obviously key factors, in addition to what other teams are offering (tho the Kawhi market is said to be limited)

Happiness.

Feeling a lot better about the Raps ability to make a good offer if this is what the Clips are discussing with other teams.

My favourite Grayson Allen on the Suns memory was when he hit one of the nicest layups that I have ever seen and colour man Eddie Johnson seemed offended that Allen had done something that looked that cool.