the eternal battle between not wanting to be completely destroyed by decongestants and needing to breathe

anyway i made a patched version of 2xko that doesn't require vanguard for archival reasons, can't connect to servers (obviously) but it also allows modding so there's the potential to reimplement online for when the game inevitably sunsets

Providing phone or credit card numbers with no spaces or dashes or anything is crazy

Wrong, motherfucker

I know “gamers” have a well-earned reputation for antisocial behavior but goddamn it would be nice if people could: A. Report bugs with my mod in a timely and detailed manner B. Not do it with so much fucking attitude

This is unconscionable. Evil. But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president. So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.

when they try to shame you for not voting Dem, remember that their response to the murder of a child was to meekly call for mild reforms

What about a child's right to not die of a preventable disease just because they had the misfortune to be born into a family of morons?

5 years from now when someone shows up to a job interview with Oakley Gascans and a gap in their resume around 2025-2026

The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose

This whole thing is mealy horseshit but "we have to live with each other" is downright incoherent when the dispute is whether murder in pursuit of mass-kidnappings to ethnically cleanse the country is bad or not.

Never show me a “Baby Waluigi”

day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves

Funny game

Without being overly snarky about this there’s one easy way to avoid this dilemma altogether

Pepé's cut scene where LeBron teaches him about consent was shot, but never fully animated

My advice is to just swiftly block any dumb motherfucker who whines about Uncommitted and don’t look back!

Well this flight was delayed 6 hours but at least a large portion of the people on it have succumbed to madness

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

New Conner O’Malley video looks great

these “christian nationalists” aren’t afraid enough of hell

We’re Carolyn through the night

One fun thing about making a mod for a video game is that people will message you it doesn’t work and then you ask them for more details and they disappear forever

Nobody does a bit like Alex Horne

We are not meant to see cartoon characters in live action. It is sinful

Pokemon can’t add a cool thing without adding the dumbest shit in front of it first. Oh you want to explore hyperspace? I think you mean you want to make a donut actually

Got a new coffee maker with a built-in burr grinder and the first time I tried to grind beans it screamed and burned out 👍

Profound lack of those guys that go “oooo eeeee oooo yooooo oooo” in Wicked For Good

I want to like Marvel Tokon a lot more than I currently do. Maybe once I’m able to lab that will change but right now this game just *feels* wrong

The energy at the Regal screening of Merrily We Roll Along is very weird. Nothing playing on the screen yet. Lady came in having a very public phone convo with her boyfriend. Theater nerds are chatting. Phone lady saw it twice on Broadway because Daniel wasn’t in it the first time

Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy it’s like 99% certain you’ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter

Man on the Inside continues to get a big ol thumbs up from me

This photo is a fascinating study in how different 2 human faces can look

Played my first OoT randomizer in like a year+ and it had boomerang on 40 skulltulas for a stone Jabu Jabu's Belly with one of my strengths locked in there

I'm not trying to be mean, but racists who believe Trump betrayed them by being a child molester are not going to embrace the Democratic Party without forcing that party to embrace racism. And the people gained would in no way make up for those lost.

Vince Gilligan loves a little montage where people do a task and boy does Pluribus have ample excuses for those

FAT now features the full cast of 2XKO! I added all the frame data and notes myself and it took me about 60 hours total. I'd really appreciate any shares, as it's been a lot of work! 📱Android play.google.com/store/apps/d... 🍏iOS apps.apple.com/us/app/frame... 🌐 Web fullmeter.com/fatonline/#/...

Sometimes I will find an old folder with a completely insane name on my computer and it has some dumb video edit I had completely forgotten making years ago. Here's "Sopranos_Winklevoss"

It’s cool that Chuck Schumer, Kiersten Gillibrand, and Hakeem Jeffries just proved to every future dem that establishment approval is irrelevant tbh

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

Sometimes good things do happen

Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

Sure he had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years but what if I told you he actually has great judgement

I know we talk a lot about how everyone is 12 now but this genuinely is the sort of skit an 8th grader would film

Somehow, Turgle returned

Haven't played much 2XKO since early access started so I am finally learning how fucking evil Teemo is