Zero mention of atmospheric CO2 levels in this - just not good enough #BBC

The developers claim it will use entirely clean energy (matched from off-site generation), water usage will be closed-loop and relatively minimal for a data centre of this size at Scotland is cold most of the time, and it will be a source of economic growth and employment! They should build it!

Yesterday I repeatedly said I was the most attacked MP in the UK. Which is true if you don't count the two who were killed, or those attacked with a sword or who had their offices set on fire and if you only count 'attacks' with milkshakes or eggs.

“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” - ChatGPT

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "The most attacked politician for over a decade" TWO MPS ARE DEAD, YOU UTTER FUCKING SHITWAGON

"Oh, so just because I'm specifically concerned about the ethnic purity of the German race, suddenly I'm a Nazi?"

okay but what if a 10-year-old thinks moby dick is better than middlemarch, what then. where are they supposed to go

"While initial pessimism greeted the arrival of Tyranid Hive Fleet Behemoth and its all-devouring host of bio-engineered monsters that will strip Earth of all biomass in a frenzy of claw and acidic venoms, rumours about a strongly oversubscribed SpaceX IPO drove stocks higher to close the day up."

Farage is a fascist agitator attempting to overthrow the established order by violent means.

When is the glitter ball going to go away please

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Let's suppose that in the current UK hot spell, Tuesday (26 May) is the hottest day. If it hits 34c, it would be the earliest to this value by a week-and-a-half vs. recorded history. If it makes 35c, it would be reaching this figure a MONTH earlier than we've ever experienced it.

Achievement unlocked

6th anniversary of Mick Hucknall’s greatest moment

As far as utterly terrifying liminal spaces go, the #googleio keynote stage is S tier

It was kind of Robert Jenrick to set me up for an obvious joke at his expense.

Practising for when they hate Burnham instead

He's going to lose the Makerfield by-election to Reform, isn't he.

Absolute throbber

Dear Cabinet, Try Cabinet Government. And doing it properly. As though there’s a war on. (Oh). If you had an outstanding candidate, there might be a point to changing leader. But you don’t. You’re just going to have to do policy, politics and government like your lives depend on it. Ours do.

'So Kwasi, there's a gap in your CV here of thirty-eight days; care to explain it?'

I saw a few comments on social media that “the problem with elections is that the government always gets in”. A lot of Reform voters are actually anarchists.

The Wellness industry has the same greed as the biomedical industry but nothing it sells you actually works

Sharing, without comment, British newspapers’ depictions of the only Jewish person currently leading a UK political party . Times. Mail. Telegraph. Sun.

Ex-Libdem, breast enlargement hypnotist, nightclub promoter, and frustrated actor Zack Polanski seems like a totally legit guy and definitely not someone with no politics or morals other than those he thinks will result in his personal and political advancement…🙃

Now do this for auto-accepting all cookie-banners

Can everyone shut up about Star Wars.

The Green Party’s pivot from environmentalism to class politics in action: a demand to “prevent British holiday makers from being hit by jet fuel shortages”

People (including me) have wanted to believe AI will implode because A) they are scared they will lose their jobs and become unemployable B) AI tools debase creative output So someone saying "it's all a big scam and it'll never amount to anything real" is appealing. But that doesn't make it true

That Labour had an antisemitism problem and Labour Together and the Netanyahu lobby exploited that fact can both be true at the same time. The Corbynite myth of the last six years has been to assert they are mutually exclusive. That Polanski is going along with that narrative smacks of cynicism.

HOW ITS GOING HOW IT STARTED

Not a tax expert, but it feels like Rayner's 40k was way more nuanced/grey area than Tice's 100k, who is clearly just a cunt.

this is actually turning into art

The questions Richard Tice isn't answering about the £120k of tax that wasn't paid by his Quidnet REIT property company: Let's start with a "spot the difference" competition. Here's a dividend announcement from Quidnet. And here's one from another REIT, Glenstone.

Day 1510 of my 3 day war. Yanukovych - ❌ Assad - ❌ Maduro - ❌ Orban - ❌ Khameni - ⚰️ Armenia - 🖕➡️🇷🇺 Cuba - 😱 NATO - 🇫🇮&🇸🇪 EU - 🇪🇺 🤣 Medvedev - 🥴 I remain a master strategist.

U.S politics is basically like the Wizard of Oz. For all the bellowing about about ‘checks and balances’, ‘separation of powers’, and ‘the greatest democracy on Earth’, the first time the integrity of the system was tested by power crazy, greedy sociopaths, it just evaporated.

To 'Vance'; verb, to fuck up.

The deputy leader of Reform UK, Richard Tice, owns a property company - Quidnet REIT. From 2020 to 2022 it paid Tice and his trust £600k in dividends. Quidnet should have paid £120k of tax on those dividends. It didn't. A 🧵 with evidence from the company's own filings:

The number of people on Bluesky who think the new #Mythos / #Glasswing #Anthropic situation is a lie; too damn high.

Lovely bit of hard-leftist racism; they don't bother concealing it any more

I’m spending the day sitting in front of a laptop with your ex-husband, where we’re taking turns to refresh the live national grid energy stats until it shows 0% fossil fuels for the first time in history. When it happens we’ll nod and smile at each other then celebrate with a can of 0% Guinness.

Fuck the 40bn we’re losing every year. I care about it being called marmalade without any words in front of the world Marmalade. Anyone who thinks it Otherwise is a cunt.

Gordon Ramsey’s Wario just dropped.

Banging on this that batteries met up to 44% of demand on the CA grid yesterday, roughly equivalent to 6 hoover dams. Cheap batteries are powering the grid. www.linkedin.com/posts/nicola...