Yes I am a 34 year old adult woman who only ate donuts, cheese fries and pizza today. Oh and one beer. Happy Sunday.

Another day another dog

Trans rights are human rights. No exceptions.

Pink Pony Club? These Cherry Blossoms Keep Flashing Everyone Their Petals: tinyurl.com/mu55rbkr

If the dog dies I am ✨NOT✨ watching

No this is a real problem. Thrice I’ve been given hay juice. Enough.

I’ve tried a lot of new wine in the last few months and I just want to say if you give me a wine and I immediately (or later) realize it has notes of HAY or anything vegetal I will throw up. Please stop. Stop with the hay.

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NOT trying to be a jerk & this may age poorly but, being from the Midwest, I’m confused by people boarding up their windows for the impending thunderstorm. I’ve had actual tornadoes and I didn’t even bring in my lawn chairs. So fascinating. I will get out some candles in case the power goes out.

What

Best day of my life

In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans. We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!

Not gonna let this ruin my day 😤

Perhaps I will never watch White Lotus again 😐🫣

Lexie Love reminds me of Carolyn Wiger and I absolutely love them both.

Dating in a tech city 🤝 formula 1

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

Seattle has one con and it’s that there’s no Dogtown (Irish neighborhood in STL) 😩🥲

I went to the grocery store tonight and they were doing a wine tasting. Naturally, I indulged, and eventually I bought some wine. When I went to checkout they were giving out free reusable bags with orcas on them that said “wild and free”. This is all true. Happy Friday.

I played Strands for the first time today and I’m never, ever doing that again.

Evidently dentally is a real world, too. FYSA.

My dentist “Are you sensitive?” Me “Yes both emotionally and dental-y”

I’ve listened to How Bad Do You Want Me from Lady Gaga’s Mayhem no less than 7000 times in the last 24 hours. It’s so 1989 coded, obsessed 🤍

I’ll just be asking my dog the most unanswerable existential questions all day long like “are you the best boy?” and “how did you get so scruffy?” and “what are these little teefies for?” and then wonder why he needs to sleep 17 hours a day

I love living here 🤍

“Oh Tom, for once you were actually faithful” HA. Ily Alan.

The only thing more embarrassing than voting with N Korea at the UN is turning over your government to the guy who invented the Cybertruck

My power came back on and I sent a video to my mom of me dancing to The Power by Snap! and she replied “you really aren’t going to survive the end of the world, are you?” 🥲

TIL how easily I can be taken out by wind. Not physically but emotionally, mentally, spiritually. SOS.

Dear Seattle: yes that was lightning and thunder

Carolina is THE WORST. SEND HER HOME.

I’ve never lived anywhere that simultaneously rains and sunshine(s?) like this. Kitchen? Sunny. Living room? Pouring. I’m sure there is science behind this I don’t care to learn I just wanted everyone to know.

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

In other news, the sky is blue www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog... Trump and Elon Musk are floating 'DOGE dividends.' Low-income Americans might not benefit.

All I’ve consumed this week are hot dogs and Veuve

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Off to Vegas again this morning and thinking about the last time I was there (August). I asked a cop if I could pet the K9, he told me no and I, drunk and emotional, got really teared up and asked “Fine. But is he happy?”

This is all I bought from the farmer’s market today and I’m not mad about it

me: turns on vacuum my dog: this is my Vietnam

I woke up today with an intense urge to go to the nearest mall, do some shopping, and eat at The Cheesecake Factory. You can take the girl out of the Midwest…

My mom sent me a bag full of bath goodies from my favorite store for and I’m about to spend hours in the tub listening to the girls (Tay, Sabrina, etc.). Best Valentine’s Day ❤️

“I think I’m the only person who’s musically inclined in this castle” Stop it right now ☠️😂

Did Zappos just hit on me? Damn 🥹🥰

Once again enduring the great war (Ticketmaster presale queue)

Sam Asghari on Viall Files is very important to be. My earlier posts have come full circle.

There was a huge manhunt in my neighborhood this evening, something rare enough that our little neighborhood blog was providing minute by minute updates (that I was keeping up with). Neighbor group chat is lit. Big Tuesday.

Whale watching on a Tuesday 🐳

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There is truly no better time for Taylor to release RepTV 😏🐍🖤💚