This what I like to think when I watch BV and like this live where they were in public being them but also DRAWING THE ATTENTION OF EVERYONE IN AN 1000m RADIUS WITH THE BOOSE AND CHAOS

I am once again reminded why Jungkook risked it all and continues to put his all into the group

JESSI POSTED ON INSTAGRAM The Watermelons Squad is Back 🍉 LOVE YOU #SOOBIN #YEONJUN ❤️

thinking abt this elite twt in context of the potters AU bc why can i imagine all 6 of them saying this SJ: in a group hangout. his chest turns bright red YG: in his Notes app HS: in a group hangout. is not sorry JM: to NJ directly, tenderly TH: looking deeply into NJ’s eyes JK: thinking it 24/7

I missed posting yesterday because I was distracted by seeing HOPE ON THE STAGE in the theater.... So here's an apology #HopeKook photo!

🐨 it looks like i brought you forcefully… to take the picture oh namjoon u worry about the silliest things. there isn’t a universe where jinkook are unwilling to be in your vicinity, in any capacity

JM: typing out “per my last correspondence” TH: forgetting to mute oneself before joining a virtual town hall run by the CEO JK: setting an anime character as one’s slack profile picture

bts as hyper-specific office things NJ: developing (and getting over) an office crush SJ: holding a mug that says “freak in the sheets” w/ the ms excel logo YG: being asked “did u try turning it off then turning it on again?” (but it actually works) HS: saying “that meeting could’ve been an email”

namjoon speaking english right after realizing that u gotta pay for the real-time subs. i feel like it should be impossible to be THIS physically attracted someone

Why did I think this was off brand “BigHit” 😂😂

I hear it was Namgi day recently (and you all know my soft spot for Namgi) so here's our awkwardly affectionate founding fathers. 🐨❤️🐱 #kinkaminkart

Okay here is my namgi day video, my computer wasn’t working so I had to use my phone which means my clips were limited :(

You go from a big city to the biggest city, young and hungry and desperate to prove yourself. You meet a boy who never had to prove anything but decided he will anyway. He has a fast way of talking, connecting ideas together without space for you, and he is the most annoying person you’ve ever met

Happy Namgi Day 💜

Happy Namgi day to those who celebrate 😌🖤

Happy 15 YEARS to the smartest, hottest dorks ever, the icons, the unstoppable power duo. I wish them infinite more years of—whatever this is. I went all out just for them 😌🎉🎉

beebalm once told me this is takedown jk and as usual she was right

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i desperately want to know whether yoongi has always been nonchalant about the batshit compliments or whether this was a learning curve. did he awkward his way into this being a dynamic or did he realise acknowledging them made namjoon self-conscious/defensive or what.

i am so emotional about how friendships are often what carry you through life, and how these seven boys have done that over and over for each other. and it started with these two. it started with namjoon meeting this daegu boy in winter. like, oh. it's you. you're the one who won't leave

🐨 hyung, do you have (colored) contacts on? 🐱 no? 🐨 no? oh, hyung’s eyes— irises are a very pretty color. i didn’t know… 🐱 are they sparkling? 🐨 yeah, they’re sparkling~ ……….and if i say this is due to namgi chronically avoiding eye contact?

I love Wumuti an endless amount.

Namgi is for people who think Austen's most romantic line is "If I loved you less, I could talk about it more"

LIKEEEEEE

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

Good news: I got to use the phrase “skid marks” in a professional setting this week Bad news: it was a continuation of my months long plea with IT to fix the printer defacing all my papers

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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

They are just boys

things could and should always be gayer.

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i’m a firm believe in the jimin tax. if you hang out with him, or if he goes into your room, you’ve got to pay up. whether that be a shirt, your glasses, your slides, an i love you, or a hug; he’s leaving with something

An exceptional Mint Yoongi, posted by Yoongi on November 29, 2015. #MinYoongi #Yoongi #Suga #BTS

Jungkook just came live again and I got paged 17 seconds into it, I’m gonna scream…

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Who did this?

“Ohhhh the bitches gone love this 😈😈” -whoever took this pic

This reads as like "sorry I had to go do my part-time job (singing in the biggest band) for a bit before coming back to dedicate myself to my real job (streaming) and I got new equipment for y'all to enjoy

I need to see jungkook react to this in real time

Jungkook out here fighting for his life with the mic and audio in here today. Tough to see