bewildered to announce that my new hyperfixation is: cycling???

showed @eliwinterbear.bsky.social the edit of jin in shorts and he screeched that he doesn’t want to see HIM or his STUPID LEGS. it was very convincing.

last year in my postgrad i did a whole bunch of research relating to what people think pornography is and how that is reflected in [niche thing]. i was the always sunny cork board meme. i was right tho. they should have given me phd funding.

i love and support all of u who are feral for jk today but all i can see is him doing his very specific “i am Being Sexy” face and i want to put him in my pocket

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please… email…

next in my ~unemployment journey is the magic of temping. tbh i am kind of scared but i am coping by pretending i am playing an elaborate game of dress-up

😈😈😈

latest (v short) update starts here btw. from this point i have more in a scrivener doc so we’ll see how well that fits

well ok then: if you see this, do it! ☆ pronouns: she/her ☆ height: 5’2 (and a half. maybe.) ☆ zodiac: leo, idk the details ☆ smoke: nope! ☆ tattoos: uh… 9? i’m pretty sure 9 ☆ piercings: 6 ☆ fav color: 💖 pink 💖 ☆ fav drink: how boring is it if i just say tea?

i understand that talk about weight is extremely standard in korean (and indeed all) entertainment industries and that idols are held to certain standards as part of their job. i can only imagine the impact of constant public scrutiny of their bodies on their mental health.

Yoongi was Namjoon’s gay awakening but he’s too embarrassed to say that out loud so he says it was Jin

waiting mode (email edition)

feeling normal (convinced that i humiliated myself with every person i spoke to today)

fellas? fellas. FELLAS.

icb bootcut jeans are being inflicted on the world again. hoseok pls do something

no i can only do breakup playlists nvm

lrp: u can pry my refurbed iphone mini from my cold dead hands atp. fucking dreading having to replace any of my other tech while the bubble still hasn’t popped

🧵 I want to talk about why this pic sets off my uncanny valley alarms (spoiler: I don't think it's anything Hobi did with the photo. I think it's the phone's camera itself). It's not that the hardware on phone cameras has gotten much better in recent years. It's that they have AI software built in.

did jin put dynamite on his playlist bc performing it a million times without an in person audience represents sacrificial love

i’m a spinster and a crone but i will give valentine’s day this: pink and red is factually the best colour combination

start of today’s update. if u notice that i change tenses by accident in the last 2 posts, no u don’t ❤️

so anyway i’ve. i’ve read this now.

still here, can someone pls fix me so i can EITHER be productive re: important upcoming Thing OR at the very least write some fucking fic

appreciate that the gq piece is written by someone kpop-literate who found ways to bring in contextual info and didn’t characterise fans as an alien monolith

he wears clothes to take them off… 😞

i KNOW jk is as much a Luxury Idiot as any of them (see: his cars, his butt chairs, his plain t-shirts that cost more than my rent) but it is still somehow endearing to see him pretend he’s a Watch Guy, specifically

start of today’s dicquisition threadfic update. i love cruelty.

Every kpop boy who has ever served even the tiniest slice of cunt owes him a debt of honor and they all know it

in a flu-y sweet*spot where i’m too ill to really do anything but well enough to be really bored and frustrated *not sweet

girl group bangtan dick acquisition threadfic 🍆 cisswap au 🍆 magic temporary genital swap 🍆 dorm setting for reasons 🍆 sorry/you’re welcome so the thing is, namjoo’s heard of this happening before. it’s not even that rare. she just didn’t think it would happen to *her*.

now that we have drafts i could maybe do this as a threadfic. much 2 consider

HELL YEAH

lads i am having a fuckin time of it rn. if you can rec me a fic with one or all of the following i will kiss you on the eyeballs: 🥺 weird sexual norms 🥺 d/s (bonus points if bio d/s) 🥺 found family (romantic, sexual) 🥹 will read bts, shinee minkey, skz, mdzs, erha

Never Certain How 🐱 Namgi, NC-17 🐱 25k, ongoing, weekly WIP 🐱 Pining while Fucking, the creme de la creme of tropes 🐱 BDSM themes 🐱 Hybrids and gender and weird sex, oh my 🐱 public sex. so much public sex. archiveofourown.org/works/79145206

looking back in old posts and nodding sagely

oh it’s namjoon chin lifted lips parted selfie time again, is it

i am NOT going to bring my morbid interest in parliamentary politics to my yaoi and yuri account… this is a space for talking about what kind of lingerie each member of bts should wear…

Various things today have reminded me of this post so here you go friends

brain glitched when i saw this so instead of recognising jk i simply thought, wow, who is this handsome butch

i should be able to get out of having a period by bringing in a note from my mum

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

it happened btw

very afraid, given i have watched every member of bts sleep, of what more there could possibly be in the new doc

i miss my nipple piercings

sometimes i look at the things i make and i am like, god, why am i constantly just doing the same thing over and over again? i’m so boring? somehow forgetting that obsessing over the same forms, themes and techniques is literally what all artists and writers do and is what draws people to their work

entered the house and was greeting by @eliwinterbear.bsky.social saying “😈 yoongi posted 😈”

i have to keep job searching so that one day i can watch burnout syndrome without immediately walking into the sea

ok but like if, to get hired, i need professional experience of the kind you can’t get from volunteering… but i am not being hired for roles that would give me that experience bc i don’t already have it…