this is so god damn funny

SOUTH AMERICA BTS CONCERT TICKETING WHEN? I have friends waiting! Let's gooooooo

All these powerful men resigning bc of their association with epstein. Resignation is not enough.

I haaaate crop tops! Can that stop being 90% of the tops on sale for ladies??

I had a long dream about how a very simple, direct problem needed solving, and everyone was doing anything but actually solving the main problem. I cant remember what the simple problem was, but i ended up saying I'll do it myself. It applies to a lot right now, i think

So, slightly weird thing about me- I think pearls are bad luck. I don't wear any jewelry with pearls. They feel like impending sorrow.

I figured. We have a lot of similarities in our thought patterns

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.

Had a dream i went to a blow-out house party, but passed out there early. When i woke up, i was one of 2 people left, and the room i was in was flooded. I grabbed what i thought was my phone, but when i turned it on, i saw it was an army "ARMY?!"

I know this very comfortable (financially) older couple. Not wealthy, but never hurting for money. Happily retired. We were talking about what we'd do if we won the lottery. They were talking about buying a bigger home, maybe dedicating more time to charity (all find and good) but

How i move when i call that one company that has Eye of the Tiger as their hold music youtube.com/shorts/ytnYv...

Crabby. Pms sucks.

There was a tiktok that asked why chill, laid-back men like fiery, loud women. One said "bc someone has to tell the waiter i didn't order mashed potatoes and it isn't gonna be me." I asked the dude if that's why he married me. He sleepily said "yeah. Not gonna be me." Snort

Omg spagettios!! that's what I'm craving

Anyway, time for Mark Kelly to be president.

The state department is closing down library passport services. This is your reminder to get your passport sorted out by the end of the month.

Lol his "oh!" when he heard 13

Had a dream i was back in college, walking down a path when suddenly, a large group of women streaked by. The teen guy next to me looked at me in amazement and said, "it's like a new era!" I asked, "who do you think you're talking to right now?"

Lol my alarm didn't go off, so thank goodness hobi got me up He is very loud though lol

Happy Birthday, Hobi 💜 #BTS #J-Hope #BTSFanart #Art

Happy Hobi Day! Hobi’s birth flower is the Buttercup/Ranunculus japonicus. These sweet little flowers symbolize innocence and simplicity. I love that our sunshine has a flower that’s as bright and beautiful as he is! #HappyJHopeDay #HappyBirthdayJHope

I went to bed early. I woke up at 3am. I guess i am awake now.

Bts must not know about Everlong. Foo fighters. Idc best love song.

More ruins! Watercolor and ink

What exactly are they doing with these submissions and what purpose do they serve? Why do they need your personal info connected with them? I was weirded out by all the check boxes and terms and conditions which revealed nothing

This is the one I'm saying goodbye to

Shipping a huge painting... Omg this is a beast. I'm only shipping small paintings from now on

ok got my little phone case "clutch" for tampa stadium. It BARELY is the right size. Literally the size of my phone, but whatever. Have to figure out how to attached my amibam to my person bc I cannot just carry that around all day. And it's annoying attached to my wrist bc bopping around

"You floof!" "Oh my goodness, why are you the cutest baby in the world?" "WHY SO CUUUUUUUUUTE?" "YOU EYES ARE A LITTLE CRAZY BUT ISSOKAY." "WHO IS THE PRECIOUS?" I'm decompressing after reading some horrifying things online as a bleach to the brain.

the dude can hear me cooing and fawning loudly in the bed room. He knows he doesn't have to check on me. He knows I'm looking at puppies.

It is spiritually challenging to live in a time where you see things so horrifying you want to just sit down on the floor but what you have to do is send a work email

You know what I am not ready for: the demon that enters Jimin’s body when he goes on that stage and starts feeling himself and bodyrolling and grinding and growling.. hide your husbands, hide your wives, no-one is safe

There are some thoughts i cannot even share with my closest friends, because it is maximum dick. Sigh.

I bought generic off brand dubai chocolates But they tasted like those yucky whitmans cream-filled chocolates I'm so disappointed.

This song has been calling to me from a distant memory, like a hawk cry in the wild. It has ever been, but so blatant these days youtube.com/shorts/-elCA...

finally nabbed an amibam. Woot!

That car that's driving aggressively to get in YOUR lane? Let them. Some people will happily smoosh your entire family just to get one car ahead. It isn't worth your life to be right.

Post a banger that isn't in English Excluding bts of course youtu.be/JAYb8ZyjzD0?...

Stomach issues before i go to work every day

Lol i was occupied and missed the amibam sale. now sold out. Is ok. i will just get one at the concert

Power hour! www.iheart.com/music-awards...

OMG, did you all click on the 3 links under the Live Setlist question in the Netflix article? I am so excited!!!! If we get these 3 songs live I will be so happy! Not going to post spoilers so you can discover it yourselves. www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...

I miss yoongi. I have anxiety thoughts spinning around my head today and i just feel like yoongi's voice could do me some good.

Finally painted a watercolor i am satisfied with (at this point). I had to throw out 2 utter disasters this morning

It would be surreal to have people talk about us, the way we talk about kpop idols. Circling all my freckles/moles in hearts and talking about how much i was loved in a past life. Romanticizing my clumsiness. Adoring my catchphrases and quirks.

Also, don't throw stuff at the guys. Wth? Nobody wants someone's walmart bra or their pokey roses. All in all, no one should be making a concert their moment to shine, except the guys. Y/n isn't going to happen.

And since we're talking about etiquette, i was pissed OFF at ptd SOFI when i was near the front of tier 1 and when bts came around on the carts, 30 people came down from higher seats and crowded at the front, blocking me and others, desperately trying to get bts' attention. Wanted to defenestrate

The people who scream to get a member's attention precisely when they're trying to talk to us. The rest of us shut up so we could hear them, but stacy has to scream about whose balls she wants to touch just when it finally gets quiet.

Me, if they ever let me in the white house press room: