I love when I do some electrical work and get shocked even though the breaker is off. I've decided I don't want to think about what that means too much.

I'm not even a Catholic anymore and I know this.

i've been despondent all day. fey was really good people

I'm genuinely upset

This is Mr. Sushisiren. This morning, sushisiren moved on to shitposting in the great beyond. They spent their last days surrounded by the love of friends and family, and not a second alone. The world is a darker place without their light, but at least we got to bask in it for a little while.

no court found me guilty of calling you a fucking turd but you can rest assured that i did factually call you a turd. you can do with that as you will! see how that fucking works, you turd?

Electricians: why the fuck are there four wires involved with this switch. This is showing my age but BACK IN MY DAY a switch had a hot and a neutral and when the switch was on it completed the circuit and when it wasn't it didn't. And then we added neutral so people stopped dying. Good so far.

I just love how every time I go to block these screenshot folks for being <gestures>, and my A Very British Bigotry blocklist is like no, don't worry about it, I gotchu already. I do wish I could block them anyway, just for the dopamine

because when i'm in the car i can't get my wallet out without it being a whole ass wiggling thing (as in, whole-ass wiggling AND whole ass-wiggling). It's also a good spot for candy. plz no mace! i just like convenience and i'm not trying to impress anybody!

sometimes you don't know how much you need an Emperor's New Groove AU fic where Kronk is a jaded farmer until the world delivers unto you a vision

He’s here! At @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social!

You can also follow him right here on Bluesky @sylvanaquafarms.bsky.social.

someone on bsky had a dogshit take and i didn't reply to them, just blocked them. praise me.

and I'd do it again if I could

@brooklynmarie.bsky.social parasocial friendo, I literally saw this in my skyline and went "oh shit I gotta send this to brooke, corvid friend" and mfw it was you that reskeeted in the first place >.<

evergreen skeet

Just want to note here that somehow, Hannity is starting to look like Leno. Kinda freaky.

"You're alienating half of your audience by being political" You're god damned right I am. And I'll do it again.

I didn't want to share this with, you know, <gestures> going on But I got some water trapped in my ear that won't drain and I'm completely deaf in it now, so my life is just fucking gross right now

Hell, in my lifetime “whatever republicans want is bad” is the most reliable barometer. It’s like saying acceleration due to gravity is 9.8m/s^2. It’s not complete, it’s missing some details, but the overwhelming majority of time it’s sufficient to correctly predict what’ll happen.

look yall I understand that AIPAC is terrible but ima need yall to stop conjuring their name in topics where they have not been bought up or mentioned or are only tangentially involved, you're doing the "Jews run the world" conspiracy without even realizing it

JOHN BROWN: if I burn in righteous hellfire so be it. But I believe it is my sacred duty to cleave you in two with this here blade. JOHN BROWN AVATAR GUYS: being impolite to the police is the main problem in the country

Tommy Tuberville, arguably the dumbest senator in US history, managed to delay some Biden nominees for a year by himself. 47 DEM senators are less effective at slowing the machine than a guy who probably has never read an entire book.

rules lawyers and rules lawyers only: is "i want you to implode the united states government" a single wish to a genie or is it 435 + 100 + 1 + 9 wishes?

i have this exact thought process every time i have to deal with these assholes

lfg

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says she will oppose all future US military aid to Israel, including funding for systems like Iron Dome.

Windows users when you ask them to open a terminal to make a simple change

I just found out that immigrants we've deported are still required to file and pay their taxes

Every time I hear about SA in my extended circle I get so fucking frustrated because it's absolutely unconscionable that our society hasn't prioritized, even a little, how to deal with these horrid pieces of filth. lots of details on how to protect yourself, none on how to remove the villain

it is extremely vexatious to me that biologyinsights.com/why-does-sal... still doesn't provide an answer as to why like 6 minutes after eating a tiny amount of lettuce, i get the poops

No, _this_ is the Path of the White Fox. Pay attention.

MattY should be afraid. As far as I'm concerned, I won't rest until he, too, fears a felony just for trying to pee in a public restroom

This is why I say regulation is the compromise position

hi, cis folks in NY state! was today a protest day for you? feel recharged? want to take 5-10 minutes & do another achievable thing? the 2 biggest private hospitals in NYC ended trans youth care in violation of state & city law as an act of overcompliance to trump. tap into the thread to help. ⬇️

Transgender people will soon be banned from teaching at any level in Kentucky. As a reminder, Germany did the same thing to Jewish teachers in 1933. But, it can't happen here. Because democracy and good people or something. transitics.substack.com/p/kentucky-b...

Would it be against the law to charge Idahoans with a felony if they used a public bathroom in Washington?

To: Pam Bondi Subject: Being a citizen of the united states of america is a right, you stupid fucking asshole. Try to take my citizenship and I will use my other rights to ensure you are no longer an issue to be dealt with. Am I fucking clear?

And they were, all of them, deceived, for a fifth element was made.

She's not wrong but also I really relate to all of these people, because I am autistic and am scared having to interact with other people, because it's just a wholeass thing. I'm less the "i'm a bamf" sort and more the "I'm a fucking wizard" sort www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdzO...

Like no man, they weren't willing to get expelled and substantially change the trajectory of their lives for a protest. That doesn't mean it was all insincere sentiment. You want it to mean it was insincere because then you supporting a genocide for a year isn't a moral stain. Well, sorry, it is

I feel like the only thing this phone needs to be is bright red and it would fit right in with the interior design stylings of the folks from the Beetlejuice movie

everyone in the universe who loves computers and nerd stuff needs - NEEDS - to follow julia. she's one of the best deep dive nerd communicators out there imho

I think you should change your mind on cursive. I don't believe there's a use case outside of "Gen x sometimes uses it." Because none of my employees know cursive and all of them cash their checks just fine. I haven't used cursive since I was 18 and I'm 43 now. It's not important really.

www.youtube.com/shorts/p9y_o... huh. that went way better than i anticipated.

Abolish ICE. Andreaformaine.com

You. Need. To. Stop. Doing. The. Ridiculous. Resist. Lib. Thing. Where. You. Accuse. Everyone. You. Disagree. With. Of. Being. In. Favor. Of. Trump. It. Is. Obnoxious.

I can definitively say that Qwen 3.5-9b is not the play. It's like watching the dude struggle with blocks in idiocracy. I had to stop it because I *felt bad* for it