Toronto skipped spring and went straight into working-on-the-balcony-n*ked weather

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

so many pokopia skeets. a cornupokopia, if you will

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A good reminder of which apps/outlets to minimize you’re use of. No one can be perfect, but making a concerted effort not to support these entities is a good start.

Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(

Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor and strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself. For @reuters.com

Just so everyone knows Brady is a LIAR he didn’t poison me at all!!! He was quite welcoming and gracious even!!!! DO NOT TRUST HER!!!!!!!

When your back is spasming but you’re in France

World's luckiest stupidhead

im going to hold your hand when i tell you the inside out dad is not a halloween costume

stellan skarsgård seems like a good dude

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Something so luxurious about vaping in your condos sauna 😌

"Quebec, Alberta, Saskatchewan and Ontario have all lined up at the Supreme Court to say that when a government invokes the Notwithstanding Clause, the courts should stay out and not even look at the case."

This could be Toronto if Ford wasn’t a bunch of rats in a trench coat and Chow wasn’t a pushover.

Doug Ford’s Conservatives are the party for drinking and driving

Love hearing from @chanface.bsky.social 🥹

Anyone else poo with the door open when your partner isn’t home?

Born to be friendly and generous forced to hang out with straight people and their kids

Hey what’s up wanna wet rub my shank?

Every time I see a straight dad with a juicy dumper I’m like “FOR WHAT?”

It’s funny how my husband is intact, which should mean I’m tact, but since I made the decision as an adult, I guess I’m actually tactless

Me: you better not be two cunty posts pointing at each other when I get home Them:

Bed head and sunning my buns 🫢

Crazy how a way to fix my anxiety is taking action which my ADHD makes really fun

OMG THERES A NEW SEASON OF SURREALESTATE?!?!?

My Gemini sun says Boy And The Heron, my Pisces moon says Grave Of The Fireflies, and my Virgo rising says Princess Kaguya

Worked out in a jockstrap this morning I wonder if anyone’s gonna be weird about it

My thesis is that Republicans need only one reason to vote for a candidate (could be abortion, could be guns, could be taxes being lowered) and treat everything else as collateral damage, while Democrats need only one reason not to to vote for a candidate (too liberal, too moderate, too corporate).

Omg this season of Handmaid’s Tale is SO GOOD I’m watching like this

Just met up with someone off EBay to sell some old Pokémon cards, when he asked “why are you selling” I didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s because I’m not a fucking nerd :(

You NEED to see this Pulitzer Prize winning gay black queer fat musical. And also can’t believe I got to take the hottest guy at the theatre home with me 😏

It must be so confusing for some people when I say “subfloor” bc they don’t know if it’s a renovation term or a command.

Poilievre: "I can guarantee you there will be no laws restricting abortion passed when I am Prime Minister." Background: 100% of Conservative Party MP's and 2.5% of Liberals were flagged as anti-choice by the Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada. #cdnpoli #canpoli www.arcc-cdac.ca/media/anti-c...

As someone who marches every year, I’m grateful to learn more about the history of Take Back the Night, even if it’s difficult to find out about its painful legacy. Thanks for the education Jelena. #HamOnt www.thespec.com/opinion/cont...

What a week, huh? 🥴

For a very long time I used to think Crash and Smash were the same thing and it was very confusing

Target foot traffic falls for the eighth consecutive week after the retailer ended its DEI programs. Meanwhile at Costco, which kept its DEI programs, foot traffic has been up for 13th straight weeks.

Hard to believe I waited a whole day before bragging about running a 5k in 28 minutes and 41 seconds! (And then did a sauna/cold plunge after)

Misogyny is just gender affirming care for incels

Me as a teenager: “I’m more than just my sexuality” Me today: “I am first and foremost, a fag”

“I hope you’re sitting down. For that six month period (April-Sept), the number of airline tickets booked between Canada and the United States is down anywhere from 71.4% to 75.7%.” onemileatatime.com/news/airline...

I’m like if a girl were an annoying gay guy (I love my new @pandershirts.com swim briefs!)

Half of business owners on this Toronto street estimated that more than 25% of their customers arrived by car. In fact, it was 4%. And the % of customers who who walked or cycled? 72%. Retailers routinely overestimate the # of “car customers.” Via @carltonreid.com www.forbes.com/sites/carlto...

"Libs trying to hurt an American business is unpatriotic, y'all!!!"

Dictators get the de*ths they deserve

Body by Jollibee Crispy Chicken