"Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

More importantly MSNBC is WRONG Jesse Waters deserves to be fired for inciting to violence, but Dowd needs to be reinstated, with a raise and a public apology

AirPods Pro 3’s auto translate means Americans can hear the French and German people mocking them in real time. #Apple #Iphone #Airpods

Trump was an FBI snitch to take down Epstein? How dumb does Mike Johnson think Trump supporters are?

September 1, 8:15 AM: Move over Elon because Donald is about to throw RFK Junior under the bus. Operation Warp Speed was Trump's idea and it was brilliant. I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend. New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.

The difference between MAGA and everybody else is they care about the Cracker Barrel logo while we’re trying to preserve cancer research, natural disaster aid, Medicaid and Medicare, the rights of marginalized communities, the economy, democracy, the planet, and 500 other more important things.

HAHAHA Max Fried stares at a squirrel on the mound at Yankee Stadium. Fried wears a home white Yankees uniform with navy blue lettering. The squirrel wears nothing.

Gavin trolling MAGA on Twitter is epic. But don't go to Twitter. Just search "XCANCEL"

Maybe we shouldn't complain about RFK Junior so much since this dude might be on Trump's short list.

Wut?

Headline of the Day:

Donald Trump employed Virginia Giuffre, as a minor, in his "spa" at Mar-a-Lago. Today Trump expressed his anger at Jeffrey Epstein – not for Epstein trafficking Giuffre and raping her, but because Epstein "stole" her from Trump. Dwell on these things.

Also Epstein Epstein #Epstein

I don't think I've seen a better example of an animal smiling in my life... 🥹

TOL Epstein coverup creates cankles.

A curious Arctic Fox pup checks out a nature photographer

"If you are a star they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy." We did not know that "them" was 13 year old children. Now we know. Focus on that.

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

Mike Johnson always reminded me of Baghdad Bob, "Nothing to see here. Everyone loves our leader!"

There's dumb and then there is MAGA dumb. Even MAGA dumb will not swallow the Grand jury dodge once it is explained in Sharpie.

The canceling of Colbert shows that corporations don’t really care how obvious it is that they’ve caved to fascism, because they don’t believe they’ll suffer any consequences for it. We need to make sure that they do.

DNA results are back. It's Nick Fuentes. The Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan vomit confused the conformation.

The African (or woodland) dormouse…. Absolutely adorable do you agree…. 🥰

Trump has one card left. He can claim dementia. We cannot let him get away with that. He has not changed at all. A pedophile came down that golden elevator who raped a 13 year old.

Nobody cares more than 👇

How dumb can you be? MAGA: "Hold my beer."

"BREAKING NEWS: A video is going viral showing Trump slamming Jerome Powell’s nomination - thinking Biden appointed him - while a clip of Trump nominating Powell HIMSELF plays next to it. Trump’s mental decline was on full display and the media is ignoring it." -@calltoactivism (IG)

Oh, okay. Pam Bondi just fired the Epstein and Maxwell prosecutor, Maureen Comey. That'll kill the conspiracy theories.

The vote was 211 to 210.

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So much for that “line.”

When is a conspiracy coverup actually a coverup?

Wait, MAGA did not know that Trump and Epstein were best buds for decades? We all knew this back in 2002. Not releasing the Epstein files is what is finally making MAGA angry? Cults are weird.

Fine. Tax all churches.

Ready for TACO Tuesday?

Woke up to see Rod Stewart trending- he's not dead, just old and british and racist

Even coconuts become migratory with a rocket fueled assist. nb. This is gallows humor. Musk and SpaceX completely sucks.

Please leave.

Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

Our military deserves better than this empty charade. Yikes. The tank squeaking over silence is incredible.

While DC is a ghost town.

Back at the Capitol in Olympia, WA #NoKings

Massive crowd in San Diego for #NoKings

Dallas turned out with at least 10,000 marching for #NoKingsDay

Los Angeles says they'll never surrender to tyranny. They reject the Trump regime and his loyalist ICE forces. Thousands upon thousands took to the streets against the Trump regime and its fascism. #3E #NoKings #NoKingsDay

Massive #NoKings march in New York City!

“No Kings” demonstration, Ocean Beach, San Francisco