Same

No place trolls better than San Francisco.

Iran wanted someone with brainwaves

You can't make a good joke out of war. Oh wait ...

That's enough hump day internet for me.

Welp there’s no unseeing this

How can anyone watch Hassert and believe this nonsense? The leaner and meaner government stole your wallet so get another credit card and spend more? Hassert who wants to become the Fed chair does not understand Bureau of Labors Statistics math. There is a gas leak in the White House.

Logical

So, @edzitron.com ate his Wheatties this morning

When JD Vance and Marco Rubio eventually battle for the 2028 GOP nomination, never forget how both of them shamelessly abandoned Ukraine and worked hard to hand Putin a victory. Ukraine defeating Russia on the battlefield will be the ultimate repudiation of these two cowardly traitors.

Tweets? Tweets are for suckers

Not explaining French history to MAGA but things did not work out well for the emperor at Waterloo.

Arab leader: "Uh, sorry, new phone. Who is this?"

They buried the lede: The quote is far down on page 2. He also showed him a gilded Trump phone to prove his personal relationship with Trump.

Comic genius. Jeff Daniel's snack recipe uses my favorite peanut butter. Jif. Just google jeff daniels + Jif and there are dozens of food reviews already. Jack White the musical director needs his own show.

I'm a dog person and do not have a shag rug but if I had a cat vomit on a shag rug I would be more informed about politics listening to the cat hork up Fancy Feast Classic Pâté than I would be listing to Mike Johnson.

I'm old so I think of the 3 networks ABC, NBC, and CBS as the same but I can remember a meme. CBS stands for See Bull Shit #CBS #SeeBullshit

substack.com/@shero/note/... And every republican you know is a proud supporter of rape is little girls or molesting little boys! This is a public safety alert!

He snorkeled on a gravesite??? This... this right here should have him impeached by Congress with no excuses. That is sacred "ground". It's like playing flag football in Arlington. The only divers in and around the memorial are for monitoring, restoration, and placing remains.

Also Beaker.

Cinco de Mayo🎶 I'll never forget Stan Ridgway's head emerging from a plate of beans. music.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCE...

I have this meme for ANY quote made by MAGAts like him, RFK Jr, Stephen Miller, and the like.

I'm following medical advice from Bill O'Reilly and ignoring information from the CDC? Since the HHS and CDC is run by anti-vax pro-disease here we are in 2026 and Bill is right. Pass me a loofah.

Not enough people are talking about this. Hungary’s incoming PM has said that Viktor Orbán used Hungarian government funds to help finance CPAC, the flagship networking event for GOP candidates, members of Congress, and conservative media in this country.

Just thinking about how *even Viktor Orban* realized that acknowledging election outcomes is a good thing.

Hungary is a blueprint for ejecting Trump, CPAC, Russia, and MAGA from the United States. Can we do it? Can we end up with "Trump Hiding" as the headline? I think we can.

Let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater this time.

Tim Cook was a bad ceo because he did not bring back HyperCard but now the new Apple CEO has the opportunity to bring it back and be loved forever

After Melania's news conference about #Epstein the Streisand Effect has been renamed the Melania Effect. But why not all three? #Patel #Streisand #Melania #Effect

“We’re offering a very fair and reasonable deal and I hope they take it.” — Senile Satan Masoud Pezeshkian, Iran’s current president: “New phone, who dis?"

Every time LEGO Kash pops his eyes open ...

On TACO Tuesday.

Ideal relationship dynamic

I appreciate the line of questioning but RFK Jr is not the right person to discuss mental health

Read the alt text for a description of the plate.

I need to move Vance off my front page. Much better.

Lindsey Graham: “JD Vance has agreed to campaign with me in South Carolina and at Disney World.”

Trump, Putin, Orban… One down, two to go.

. BREAKING: Donald Trump has reportedly been calling Republicans this weekend demanding that "under no circumstances" are they allowed to subpoena Melania to testify about her Epstein connections because he doesn't trust her not to throw him under the bus. .

Verify every image/meme as there's too many people who are posting AI images. Verify if it's legit. We're seeing allot of disinformation. If it's not verified by some reliable source, don't share it. It's gonna get harder and the right is flooding the zone with shit to muddy the Epstein narrative...

TRUMP: "You better not be charging them!" IRAN: "Um, I think we will." TRUMP: "So unfair!" IRAN: "ps. Melania never liked you."

Pam Bondi will not testify April 14. Is this why the Dow is heading past 50K ? Don't testify and go directly to jail and our 401Ks will rejoice.

So can we now have taco truck on every street corner like we were promised? 4/7 is Taco Tuesday

As a devout masochist I watched the whole thing. Like a balloon whose knot slipped open he seemed to be running out of air faster and faster.

Lady Liberty in chains. 2026, Ziptie handcuffs with a smile. Los Angeles. I don't think Sergeant Friday wouls smile. Etienne Laurent / AFP / Getty photographer

My current favorite sign

To distract from the #TrumpEpsteinFiles I thought for sure it was Pam Bondi getting thrown under the bus next. But Pete Hegseth might have just pulled into the lead. #NoKings today, then back up that bus on the Sunday talk shows.

The new normal. It is to normalize ICE agents standing behind the volunteers at town hall when you cast a ballot. But there are a few things we still can do. • Vote • Vote blue not matter who. • Now is not the time for purity tests. Every Republican who supports the Save America Act must lose big.