Seems like Seattle has a new mayor.

So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.

Mike Johnson won't want you to see this.

We could’ve had this kind and uplifting woman who supported ACA as our president if y’all had voted for Kamala Harris one year ago today. 😭

I’m a pretty fluent lip reader and I know “Fuck you, mother fucker!” when I see it

What? Chimps can change their minds when shown new evidence? Let's see that work on Trump fans. Would they really burn their MAGA hat? Not holding my breath.

"Is that Scotchguard you're wearing?"

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

The beauty in helping

A president imposing tariffs (on us) because he’s annoyed (by a real ad not fake) is not how the law works. We are off the cliff, folks. 🇺🇸 www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/b...

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom. It has a nice ring to it. #JEMBR #EpsteinBallroom #NeverForget the #EpsteinBallroom #TinnedSalmon in the #EpsteinBallroom appetizers

This is getting closer and closer to what we are living through. youtu.be/nD_25aSMSFc?...

This may have been an undercover Fairhope Alabama cop sniffing out the lewd offense. Shortly after three uniformed officers wrestled the penis to the ground.

Cash Patel and Chip Roy have the coolest names but the worm in RFK Junior's head has a better personality than these two who may have fallen soft serve out of Donald's jet fighter.. #Chip #Roy #Cash #Patel Mouth Mullet and Kermit Eyeballs

Mouth mullet. You win. Now I cannot unsee. Stop looking back and forth I'm gonna puke!

They pepper sprayed the inflatable Frog. They handcuffed the inflatable penis. They arrest Hello Kitty. Canada should invade with inflatable beavers. #inflatablebeavers #Antifafrog #Hellokitty #inflatablepenis We have just begun to mock. We hold the line when inflatable beavers are handcuffed.

The Onion may as well buy the Alex Jones network because you cannot live on creating fake news in the Trump era. All the flaming wreck videos on the five are missing because AWS is gone. Of course KKK Leavitt is blaming ANTIFA. #youcantmakethisup #Leavittcrucifixburstsintoflames

In Fairhope, Alabama one arrested woman for an always enjoyable inflatable penis. Crossing Alabama off my list when I parade around in my inflatable penis. OMG they are K-9 police. They were going to sick German Sheperds on her to pop her inflatable penis.

Young Republicans group chat.

If there was a god Mike Johnson would have burst into flames at the podium.

Bees bees, I'm covered in bees! -Eddie Izzard Whose butt is bigger?

Does the Portland frog have to wait a year?

You gotta give ‘em hop.

MSM is a joke. Stephen Miller being interviewed and says Trump has “plenary authority.” He realizes what he said and freezes. CNN goes to commercial. Then, in the rest of the interview CNN fails to even bring up what he mentioned. And now, CNN’s YouTube video of the interview has that part cut out.

This is AI. He has too much hair on his head.

Is Miler experiencing the blue screen of death? "Plenary authority"? Oops I did not mean to say that out loud.

"Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg

More importantly MSNBC is WRONG Jesse Waters deserves to be fired for inciting to violence, but Dowd needs to be reinstated, with a raise and a public apology

AirPods Pro 3’s auto translate means Americans can hear the French and German people mocking them in real time. #Apple #Iphone #Airpods

Trump was an FBI snitch to take down Epstein? How dumb does Mike Johnson think Trump supporters are?

September 1, 8:15 AM: Move over Elon because Donald is about to throw RFK Junior under the bus. Operation Warp Speed was Trump's idea and it was brilliant. I'm setting a shot clock for 21 days. No way does RFKJr make it to Columbus Day weekend. New script for MAGA and MAHA being typed up.

The difference between MAGA and everybody else is they care about the Cracker Barrel logo while we’re trying to preserve cancer research, natural disaster aid, Medicaid and Medicare, the rights of marginalized communities, the economy, democracy, the planet, and 500 other more important things.

HAHAHA Max Fried stares at a squirrel on the mound at Yankee Stadium. Fried wears a home white Yankees uniform with navy blue lettering. The squirrel wears nothing.

Gavin trolling MAGA on Twitter is epic. But don't go to Twitter. Just search "XCANCEL"

Maybe we shouldn't complain about RFK Junior so much since this dude might be on Trump's short list.

Wut?

Headline of the Day:

Donald Trump employed Virginia Giuffre, as a minor, in his "spa" at Mar-a-Lago. Today Trump expressed his anger at Jeffrey Epstein – not for Epstein trafficking Giuffre and raping her, but because Epstein "stole" her from Trump. Dwell on these things.

Also Epstein Epstein #Epstein

TOL Epstein coverup creates cankles.

A curious Arctic Fox pup checks out a nature photographer

"If you are a star they let you do it. Grab them by the pussy." We did not know that "them" was 13 year old children. Now we know. Focus on that.

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

Mike Johnson always reminded me of Baghdad Bob, "Nothing to see here. Everyone loves our leader!"

There's dumb and then there is MAGA dumb. Even MAGA dumb will not swallow the Grand jury dodge once it is explained in Sharpie.

The canceling of Colbert shows that corporations don’t really care how obvious it is that they’ve caved to fascism, because they don’t believe they’ll suffer any consequences for it. We need to make sure that they do.