Isn't it time for Bluesky to increase the character limit? Like Ted Williams, my average is .406 which I then have to whittle down until I sound like a Facebook Reel or a TikTok post. We are being taught to digest in quick tiny bits and then complain that the pace of Pluribus is way too slow. 43210

#2026NewYearsResolutions #Whatisthatsmell #BeesI'mcoveredinBees!

Or Kristi Noem as a one night dog sitter. A big nope on that. Wait, is that a $50,000 gold Rolex that Kristi is wearing while touring CECOT?

"I'm a very aesthetic person." He read that. No ad lib. No one has made a speech including that sentence unless they had a straight jacket on. did he say it would be gilded and the first one named the USS Maine?

Remember the Maine! The battleship Maine blew up in Havana harbor helped ignite the Spanish American War exploded because of coal smoldering below decks lit the shells in a nearby hold. Trump will insist the Trump Class battleship will be run on clean coal. History repeats blah blah blah.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Today it’s looking like the only way Pam Bondi could’ve made Trump look more guilty; would be if she went to the roof of the White House and shouted from the top of her lungs; “ Trump is a pedophile!”

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that bribe for hire Pam Bondi took an illegal $25K bribe from the orange felon when she was Florida’s AG to help him cover up the crimes he committed with his fraudulent fake university. She’s always been a crook.

11% of Americans think Trump is honest and trustworthy. 14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴

It's Release the Epstein Files Day. Do not be distracted by the demented carcass behind the curtain. It's just gold spray paint. It will buff right out. #Epsteinfiles

Dear #BlueSky. Could we find a way to stop #Caturday from trending every day? I like cats but is something stuck in the gears? And Disclosure Day. WTF? I thought it would be the upcoming deadline for the #EpsteinFiles. Nope. Does Susie Wiles comb Trump's hair? Let's get some serious #Trending.

LEFT: Heartfelt condolences on Rob Reiner's death from a kind, stable person who should have been president. RIGHT: Obscene gloating over Rob Reiner's death from a delusional sociopath who never should have been president.

Live a life that makes Trump attack you when you die. Rob Reiner was creative, generous, and intelligent; all things a stupid petty narcissist conman finds threatening. Rob left a lasting legacy. Trump will leave nothing when he dies, just a gold plated gravestone people will only visit to piss on

Rob Reiner: “Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people."

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

I woke up to learn the terrible news that Rob Reiner and his wife were stabbed to death by their son. My favorite Rob Reiner scene was the "socks and shoes" episode of All In The Family. #RIPRobReiner 💔 #ProudBlue #Pinks

This is real courage. Bondi Junction attack in Sydney 🇦🇺, a Muslim hero —local shopkeeper — helped disarm and stop the attacker Ahmad Al-Ahmad was shot twice while helping stop the attacker. He risked his life to save others. Please keep him in your prayers and thoughts — may he make a full recovery.

12 dead at a mass shooting at a Hanukkah celebration at Bondi Beach.💔 A 43-year-old father of two, Ahmed al Ahmed, snuck up & tackled a gunman to disarm him. Ahmed was shot twice. Both Jewish & Muslim faiths teach that “to save one life is to save all humanity.” Let us hold fast to our humanity.❤️

Don't tell me... you've herd it before 🤣 Rock your ugly sweaters & smile today 😊🖖 #startrek #startrekmeme

#Caturday has been trending for one week and I do not know who Phillip Rivers is except he might be leaving a grieving widow behind on Sunday. Am I having another stroke? Every dog has her day. Every day. Here is Martha.

Same. I have no idea why I giggled.

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

Trump’s expression is pure “I have no idea what this is, but it’s shiny and people are clapping, so I’ll take it.”

It is impossible to create a more ridiculous parody of the actual participation award to the man baby. OK, that works.

Trump receiving the FIFA Peace Prize, proudly smiling as they explain that the trophy is made from the severed hands of migrant laborers who died constructing the World Cup stadium in Qatar, encased in gold.

Same. I switched to rugby years ago. No more "Oh he touched me I think my leg is broken". But this participation award by this obsequious head of FIFA is beyond the pale.

RFK Jr.’s hand-picked anti-vax panel has removed any doubt about their obvious bias and destroyed any shred of credibility for their decision-making process. CDC should reject this dangerous suggestion that will simply mean more babies die in the United States.

" I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news." Does Mike say this every single time a microphone is placed in front of him?

Will I be able to explain this a year from now?

GIGANTIC

In related news, the claim ‘the Tooth Fairy does not actually take lost baby teeth from under pillows’ is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that magical beings are secretly thieving teeth in the dead of night…” www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...

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I’m just waiting for the Breaking News of Trump in a Ford Bronco w Pam Bondi behind the wheel

when they finally prove beyond any doubt that trump is a pedophile, i’m not sure which conservative will be more annoying. the “it’s photoshopped by the left” guys, or the “well how we’re we supposed to know!?” guys.

Adelita may not simper on the back bench and play nice with porno-Mikey.

Seems like Seattle has a new mayor.

So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.

Mike Johnson won't want you to see this.

We could’ve had this kind and uplifting woman who supported ACA as our president if y’all had voted for Kamala Harris one year ago today. 😭

I’m a pretty fluent lip reader and I know “Fuck you, mother fucker!” when I see it

What? Chimps can change their minds when shown new evidence? Let's see that work on Trump fans. Would they really burn their MAGA hat? Not holding my breath.

"Is that Scotchguard you're wearing?"

This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.

The beauty in helping

A president imposing tariffs (on us) because he’s annoyed (by a real ad not fake) is not how the law works. We are off the cliff, folks. 🇺🇸 www.cnn.com/2025/10/25/b...

The Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom. It has a nice ring to it. #JEMBR #EpsteinBallroom #NeverForget the #EpsteinBallroom #TinnedSalmon in the #EpsteinBallroom appetizers

This is getting closer and closer to what we are living through. youtu.be/nD_25aSMSFc?...