Stephen Miller is a school shooter who took control of a country instead

I would have liked my time since 2018 to have been about reducing gun violence, but I guess what mattered was the friends I made along the way. Murmuration: we see where to go by looking to those right beside us; together, we show each other how to fly. #KeepGoing #EndGunViolence #LoveIsEverywhere

If you happen to have the ear of POTUS, will you please tell him that he will be a "hero" & win the Nobel Peace Prize if he just takes Putin into custody in Alaska and hands him over to the ICC? That's what tough leaders in movies do. Double-cross the other guy. That's strong. Cuck Putin. War over.

Years ago, I saw Ozzy shuffle through the bar at the Driskill Hotel. He was in Texas with his son, Jack, filming their travel show. He had just been to San Antonio to apologize for urinating on the Alamo.

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Colbert being cancelled should enrage everyone. We’re witnessing the erosion of free speech and the free press. Trump’s billionaire oligarch friends already control much of the legacy media. Many orgs have taken a knee. If you’re waiting for your “oh shit” moment, this is it. This is fascism

Trying to find time for joy. At #FenwayPark. Watching Bananaball! This is so fun!

Post your favorite Doctor Who. Wrong answers only.

ICE took my friend today. Please tell people not to go to their immigration hearings in Austin. They took my friend today.

I have a new favorite youTube channel. Sorry, @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social. You’re still my favorite real person. 💐 youtu.be/PaiJxx46CjA?...

Self-aware smugness warning I’ve never been so happy to never watch news coverage on TV. Reading is best. Ok. Sorry about that.

A reminder that this is YOUR social media experience. You don't owe anyone shit. Not your attention, your ideas, your debate, your brainspace. You can curate your Bluesky experience however you want and there is no intellectual inferiority to do so. This is not a public square; its a fucking app.

Jon Stewart tackles the GOP's refusal to address gun violence unless it's carried out by a non-citizen

Watching this #NoKings debrief right NOW. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECEb...

#NoKings in #BethanyBeach Delaware. Hard to get pics of the full crowd, but I am AMAZED at the turnout. Can’t wait to see this all across America today.

How I select donuts

Stopping off at the Texas Embassy on I-40 in Tennessee

He stood in front of our troops today and gave a mean spirited, partisan speech. He stood in front of our troops today and attacked Americans by name. He stood in front of our troops today and goaded them into booing their fellow Americans. Never become desensitized to this.

Trump's base is rural and suburban voters without college degrees, who have no recent first hand experience with major cities or college campuses, so they believe whatever Trump tells them about these places

It’s clearly true, because you don’t even have to wonder who she is talking about. The two worst people.

More of this. People in various fields talking about the attacks on science. The effects that are happening now and the long term degradation of systems. @standupforscience.bsky.social

U.S. agriculture officials are warning that packages of ground beef sold at Whole Foods markets may be contaminated with E. coli bacteria.

Probably should have tagged #txlege. I was just so excited for it to be over!

Happy Sine Die to all Texans who celebrate!

Why don’t more identical twins play fun time-traveler pranks on people?

Saturday morning in Dripping Springs, TX. Just some peri-menopausal women out here bringing down the average age of our local protestors. Go protest with the progressive Boomers. They’ll call you a kid. It’s fun!

This is for other #DoctorWho fans: WHAT? 😮 Like, WHAT?😄 That’s one crazy finale, y’all. Is there a #Whosky on here?

I’m close to turning this account into one that just shares cool new products from #HEB. For all the people who moved away, like @hlkfotos.com 😅

We could all do with some wholesome trans content and this had me bawling: here’s the moment where Beth McCarthy gave a trans person a new name at her concert. 🎥 @Bethmaymcarthy on instagram

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. Share this if you're with me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8wM...

Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life

I kept thinking to myself, "That's impossible!" Then I would recall the name of the franchise, shrug, and continue enjoying quite impossible things.

In the last session, they at least had a hearing for a bill to Raise the Age to buy long guns from 18 to 21, bc the shooter bought his rifle as soon as he turned 18. This year, they didn’t hear it, but they did have a hearing to Lower the Age to buy handguns TO 18. Shameful #txlege

I'll be honest. I've thought about the Sneetches a lot the last few years.

It's not like Dan Patrick is going to be able to claim he didn't want THC out of Texas. He's "never been more passionate about anything"? Seriously. Why? Did weed steal his lunch money or beat up his sister. Like, WTF is your deal, Dan? I'm passionate about ending gun violence. Whatevs.

I've got a campaign strategy for Vikki Goodwin as she seeks to oust Dan Patrick as Lt. Governor in Texas. THC. That's it. (Texas just voted to essentially ban our legal hemp industry, rather than have a legal, regulated, and taxed industry.) Texas Hates Chillaxin' I'm 100% serious. #txlege

Should #marijuana/cannabis laws in Texas be more or less strict, or left as they are? Results from April UT/Texas Politics Project Poll. More strict: D, 18%; R, 40% I, 29% Less strict: D, 61%; R, 32%; I, 38% Status quo: D 15%, R 23%, I, 13% More: texaspolitics.utexas.edu/set/should-m... #txlege

Y’all watch your state legislature debate bills late into the night, right? I’m gonna have to call it soon, though. It’s almost time for my bedtime (currently legal in TX) hemp. I’m a law-abiding adult. Why does that mean you can do anything you want with guns, but I can’t use cannabis? #txlege

When Trump started talking about his own medical exam, has anyone asked him if it included a PSA blood test, given that test isn’t recommended after age 70?

If you have a name twin, get to know them! Then you can send gifts to each other! Thank you, @hlkfotos.com for the goodies from Oregon! I wonder if my social media screams, “I love tea and condiments!” Because you nailed it. 😋 (It’s okay to create joy for each other right now. Imperative, really.)

Baby Platypuses to cleanse the timeline

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"I hate that the thanks I get for donating to a Democratic candidate is having my phone number sold on a list to a hundred other campaigns, all of whom send me passive-aggressive texts asking for my donation, often weirdly attempting a guilt trip, as though I knew them."

Americans need to understand that gorillas aren’t actually as big as you think they are.

Are we telling young boys they’ll be better off if they only get one gun?