"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

I’m Thankful for whomever in Houston will book this good time.

Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!

I have a 5hr flight today. Gimme your vibey headphone album reccs you think I should listen to! #NowPlaying #musicsky #jazzsky

Telling people how much you don’t like certain foods is childish.

BREAKING:

I muted those journalists’ names and that tabloid garbage is *still* in my feed.

At Bizzarro Italian Cafe in Seattle, one of my favorite restaurants in America. Pure joy.

Nothing matters.

Joyce Carol Oates did this for free without prompts.

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Now they are casting a Black Othello just to be PC, wokeness is ruining entertainment deadline.com/2025/11/broc...

Best folklore lyric:

What’s in the box, Charlie Brown

It’s blowing my mind that schools, universities, public services would run headlong into this. We spent 15 years documenting black boxes. This is a black box in a black hole!

Coffee is for closers, Charlie Brown.

Sid Viscous is a better punk name tbh

true leadership. have you considered running for office

I want somebody to share Share the rest of my life Share my innermost thoughts Know my intimate details

TAPS. THE. SIGN.

I’m in Seattle AMA

@htownjenny.bsky.social we should find an old, centralized Anglican venue in Houston to book shows.

don’t mind me, just watching this on repeat for an hour at a time

Coming down to Top 10 albums list for 2025 season, and there’s some good stuff I liked that I just didn’t make enough time for to really qualify. Might actually have 2 lists this year, first time in forever.

Noticed all the bands on the bill were watching and singing along to whichever band was on stage at the time. Uplifting and wholesome af if you ask me.

Saw Millitarie Gun and Liquid Mike tonight. Good times, very loud.

Houston City Council should just open the city to regular app-based scooter services so ppl riding them can actually use them for something other than rent-and-return joyriding.

Sorry Houston, despite what you may have read the Mattress Mack movie already wrapped filming.

Born in Houston, TX baby! Saw him last year in Once Upon A Mattress with some other talented ppl.

The Diplomat is good tv and you should watch it.

Today’s sermon is titled:

Today I made & delivered lasagna for 2 families. One, a young couple with a newborn, struggling to find time to cook. The other a family of 8 doing it tough. It’s the least I can do to give them a home cooked meal. Could you do this too? Volunteer here lasagnalove.org

Pope Leo absolutely cooking

Two Helens agree #vinyl #nowplaying

Hey Chef, what’s your favorite Jawbox song?

From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

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Obsessed with this

Wonderful ode to Halt and Catch Fire here from @kissphoria.bsky.social www.chron.com/culture/arti...

Framing trends in fashion as “a war” against prior trends is so stupid. Lululemon does not feel attacked if they sell you baggy pants instead of tight ones.

Portishead would do an INCREDIBLE Bond theme

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

A little nugget for us Houstonians:

The best thing we can say about LLM’s is that they ‘ve finally found a way to make young men read again.

"the family of pooping bears has individual names"

Batman *Returns* in 1992, and then *Begins* 13 years later?!?!?!

Sky Ferreira’s Night Time, My Time #vinyl reissue arrived today. It’s still very good. Baby Dan Nigro (Chappell Roan, Conan Gray) cutting his teeth on some of these tracks.