Ngl the Netflix broadcast was shit. Couldn’t see the ball hit the bat too often

Fuck the Cardinals, but man I’m glad to see Walker win

Head-to-head makes no sense in a home run derby. So stupid.

lmao never change, Philly sports fans

Chris Berman was not a great baseball broadcaster. He really only cares about pro football. But man do I miss him every year for the home run derby.

COCA COLA COMMERCIAL AT THE LONG TIME. I auditioned for that ad last summer.

What the fuck why is the new Rolling Stones record this good?

Reminder to pull for Argentina because your tax dollars paid for them to be here ✋🌈✋

Astros win

I think it’s savage to make these little guys fight

Oh it’s UFC night. Enjoy it short kingzzzzzz!!!!!!

My stepdaughter: from posture alone, you can tell which one is Haaland. She never watches sports.

Good game today before the rain came in early and cut us short while I was on deck. 2 for 2, 1 RBI, with 2 IP allowing 1 hit, 0 walks and 0 runs.

Remember when everyone was pretending to like kale? I’m so glad that shit didn’t last long

Mantifa: Antifa for men

son: Godzilla is a girl me: *lays fork down quietly and exhales thru nose*

been listening to charley crockett all day at the office and thinking about how he probably doesn't ever have to use microsoft excel

Astros win

Unbelievable

God that was awful

Hey Belgium, we’ll best yer ass in Baseball, Basketball, or REAL football anytime!

Whatever. Soccer sucks anyway. I never cared. Not one bit.

Honestly, it looks like our guys don’t even know each other

We’re not willing to be physical enough. Gotta start training NFL LBs, DEs, and WRs to play soccer in the summers.

@astros

I’ve seen like 5 missed holds and at least two DPIs

Wasn’t he like a mile out of bounds??

No matter what happens in this game tonight, remember: we’re doing this again in two years for the Olympics

reminder that belgium only exists as a buffer state

Thinking about the jacked up plastic surgery Cristiano Ronaldo is going to give himself over the next ten years

if two bordering countries are playing, both sides should be able to slap each other a little bit

feels like portugal and spain could've just played this game anywhere in iberia and not wasted our time with it

The United States has never received a break or the benefit of the doubt—ever. And we finally get a break and someone believes OUR SIDE OF THE STORY and now we’re a bunch of cheaters? Only the Astros have it worse than the United States.

Folarin Balogun served a longer suspension than any 2017 Astros player

As an Astros fan, I was built for this Team USA controversy. Hoes mad. Stay mad.

i just saw the info wars elf eating a live rat

wow erling haaland sure seems to really like soccer

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

We’re going to invade England in a few hours when they’re all sleeping off a hangover

"Altitude is all in your mind" is one of the funniest things a sports announcer could say.

That was an extremely mild goal celebration. Are the English players scared?

Reminder that all the Englishmen are running around with boners rn

Astros win

Look who likes birthright citizenship now

The Norwegian row thing is cool as fuck

Is it ok that I still respect Brad Paisley? He’s never been that poppy and wails on guitar.

Inhuman

The FUCK do you mean they ain’t got a separate guy fer puntin

My tax dollars paid for that Argentina victory