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the hour of the worm begins now

top five film genres: -An SF/F story but the characters travel to present day Earth due to budget constraints -The gunslinger could well be a supernatural entity -Historical drama where every frame is cluttered with period-appropriate nicknacks -Verhoeven -A badass is trapped in a building

the stages of indie game development for beginners: 1. open alpha 2. closed beta 3. vault where finished games are held hostage indefinitely

Soothing Affirmation for 11/21/25: No one saw you. You got away with it. You absorbed no sin and accrued no negative karma.

a lot of imaginative fiction is actually assuming that incidental and contingent traits of 20th century america are properties of the universe

OBLITERATING the demiurge by referring to it as "universeslop"

Make. Samus. Aran. Speak. Bird.

do you think it feels good to have the protagonist of myst click on you

If I were running out of magic power to sustain my delightful illusory world, I would simply not let it fall into a corrupted state that exposes my deepest memories

tfw now is the time of monsters

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

I loved being a soldier. Except for when I got my head blown off by a rocket.

The problem is not that there aren't enough games about shooting nazis, the problem is that there aren't enough games about why it's important to do so.

bluesky is dying? that's sooooo goth

pov you're serving a no-knock excommunication but i'm holding the sickest angle known to contemporary theologians

I guess anyone can be a terrorist, if you think about it.

haters will see your sprite flashing and say "he is taking damage." you idiot. i am charging my buster blast

The downside of Autism is that I can never see what's in front of me because the HUD is always blocking my view.

Luckily for me and my likeness, I cannot be de-aged. If you try to de-age me I just age forward. I also age forward if you age me normally. I have congenital achiral aging, and it is NOT covered by my insurance

scientists still don't know how to create a james bond for people who listen to portishead and they've spent decades trying, with YOUR tax dollars

it's too late. i've depicted myself as the posturemaxxing priest and you as the soycringing vampire

the most honest communist post of all time was when someone asked for a leftist ww2 history recommendations and a guy replied its not communist at all but read the book about how cool the american and japanese naval fleet commanders are in the beautiful twilight of naval warfare

I have a very simple and straightforward two-step plan to Save The Video Game Industry: Step 1: Globally eliminate the concept of a classed society and redistribute all surplus resources among the populace, permanently enshrining social ownership of the means of production. Step 2: Ridge Racer 8.

Don't say you are the John Waters of videogames unless you've idly made plans to kidnap a middlebrow indie dev and force them to contribute to your freeware game anthology

Sorcerer (1977) is friendslop

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

Video games often have floating platforms, but they don’t explain why the platforms are floating. That’s where game writers come in, to say that platforms are kept aloft by “ghostium” an invisible fog created by the souls of every dead person

roblox comms person: and remember not to compare us to ISIS roblox head of parental advocacy, taking notes on her palm: compare...us...to...ISIS. got it

a medieval peasant would die quickly if they were strapped to a rocket and launched into space

making a scifi spaceship game? easy, just flashback to mont st michel

“A lot of the surveillance technology that’s coming for us in North America is framed as ‘battle tested’ in Palestine.”

if you feel like this it may not be because you're old, it may be because you don't want your enjoyment to be beholden to the demands of a content schedule or engagement retention strategies

Think about it like this; we’re already a quarter through the century of humiliation.

will DREAD CHECK release on Steam? this is decided democratically with daily votes from all contributers. unfortunately for the rest of the team I have been voting NO since January 1st 2016 and I don't see how they could possibly catch up