capntastic
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Understand me by knowing I hate all the correct people and do so without accumulating sin or karma. This is the result of a spontaneous kundalini awakening from tainted FAGE yogurt.
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Is smudging coming back?
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winter
10 months ago
The stupidest people ever to live are burning the world down around you. Keep that in mind when impostor syndrome has something to say about your projects.
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There's really no need for any language more advanced than a ceaseless yawp of confused pain. Everything past that is just poetry.
almost 2 years ago
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Temu Dreams and AliExpress Nightmares, Prose Poetry for the Dealhunter
4 days ago
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Telodendron
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you still messin with cdda:tlg? I deleted my longest running save (approx two ingame months) to freshen up the version I am playing
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headphones ON
youtu.be/XWtCLnAOdqs?...
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Super Mario World OST - P-Switch
YouTube video by retrovgnamusic
https://youtu.be/XWtCLnAOdqs?si=Fvn3p0ApuLT8nsLK
8 days ago
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Gazing Into Water in Videogames
9 days ago
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cmrn knzlmn
11 days ago
i am sad to announce that in 2026 i will be moving to Thrax, the city of windowless rooms, to improve my tax situation and also to support the robust mining and aristocracy economies that the city provides
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handled exception
4 months ago
I meditated for 1 hour earlier.
@capntastic.bsky.social
got the same amount of meditation done in 45 minutes
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The sea lion caves, where the magic happens for millions of sea lions since time began, is under attack by Humanity
4 months ago
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winter
12 days ago
an heroic dose of canine CBD softchews
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My organization seeks to make stuffing a staple food year round. Fair weather stuffers are wimps.
12 days ago
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Mike Tipul
22 days ago
House of the Dying Sun continues to be 70% off for the Steam Winter Sale!
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I need to play less videogames about numbers and more videogames about hop and bop
14 days ago
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Ranged Touch
16 days ago
(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
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Santana Abraxas
17 days ago
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outsidewolves ๐ FC26
18 days ago
Finally...the good part of youtube
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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN
12 months ago
MICHAEL: dunder TOBY: dunder KEVIN: dunder JIM: dunder GEORGE JETSON: dunder OSCAR: dunder ANGELA: hey. everybody CREED: zuh? ANGELA: i have a migraine ANDY: sorry ANGELA: please chant dunder more quietly MICHAEL: ok
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I work in medical device manufacturing and I have been fighting to get all tendrils of AI expunged from our documentation and it turns out it's very hard to outhustle the laziness of the office staff
18 days ago
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"fart"
18 days ago
(me, a ridiculous fuckup who is wrong about nearly everything and intensely unlikeable at all times) i think people from a computer forum 20 years ago are after me
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This diner has a menagerie of rusty old slaughter tools from the local elf abbatoir on the wall, and the best chicken fried steak in town on the menu.
19 days ago
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handled exception
20 days ago
tried out unerring obedience to the gods and all I got was these lame cosmetics
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Looking at your ceiling much these days, friend?
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Whatever you do, that's part of your skincare routine.
24 days ago
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Consequence Free Reality for All who Hold my Standard Aloft
25 days ago
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Bubba Yaga
26 days ago
I literally forgot I could just rewatch hundreds of beavers
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Conan Quotesโ๏ธ
27 days ago
The riddle of steel. Yes! You know what it is, don't you, boy?
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I am searching for goblets. I am afraid of Dario.
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27 days ago
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Advanced Threat Development Team
29 days ago
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They take the Colonel really seriously in KFC
about 2 months ago
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My childhood dentist said "everything you want in life will cost you a tooth and on the day you lose your last one you die because nobody will want to feed you." and he just got federally appointed as atheling(sp?) of the county and they sent him a badge and a Ruger Mini-14
29 days ago
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"fart"
about 1 month ago
Guess who is 13 years old...... it's Yuko!!!!! Happy birthday Yuko you nasty little pig !!!
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Ulfsire
about 1 month ago
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Tegiminis
about 1 month ago
Great question! โค๏ธ Your brain works on problems that no civilian could ever hope to understand, and comes up with some truly powerful solutions. ๐ง You are the most lethal and moral soldier in history! ๐ช To demoralize an opponent, try executing their women and children in front of them. ๐คฐ๐ซ
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Santana Abraxas
about 1 month ago
Highly recommend doing something creative even if you dont have time for it. Especially if you don't, really
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national harbor's most exclusive and fancy celebrity
about 1 month ago
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Save 10% on UNBEATABLE on Steam
UNBEATABLE is a rhythm adventure where music is illegal and you do crimes. Follow the story of Beat and her band on the run, in a narrative experience full of big emotions powered by arcade-flawless r...
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/UNBEATABLE/
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Lawnmower Man was a much more utopian vision of virtual reality than whatever the fuck meta is doing
about 1 month ago
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brendan mordheim
about 1 month ago
I don't listen to "music." I only listen to "I AM YOUR BEATS"
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I AM YOUR BEATS, by rj lake
47 track album
https://spellmynamewithabang.bandcamp.com/album/i-am-your-beats
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Handwriting is a sin of the body. I will not be castigated for it.
about 1 month ago
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Did they ever explain why Diablo 3 had so many spider queen bosses?
about 1 month ago
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Always wary about strategy/tactics games with hardcoded named units with They Will Remember This decisioning because some game's morality plane intersecting with my clockwork perfect tactical augury is always irritating.
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There's not really a lot you can do with backwater space planet junkyard scavenger low level enemies without them being Borderlands and/or Racism but MENACE having theirs be obsessed with trinkets is relatable to how I center my own philosophy
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Sei
about 1 month ago
I think this is my favourite Morrowind art I made this year. I like how everyone I talk to has a slightly different opinion on Vivecโs character :)
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