he looked depressed. "airplanes just don't feel right anymore," he said, staring out the window wistfully. "what was that sir?" said a secret service agent sitting on the other side of the cabin. "since... since jeff left.... y'know what let's just turn around. turn it around! i wanna go home."

Coffin Flop: Air Force One

follow this bitch ruin that follow count

if you had binders full of women would you put me in one of them

fuck yeah we are so back

Trans joy should be celebrated every damn day 😌🏳️‍⚧️💕

woman whose superpower is being sooo sleepy. her sleepiness saves the world somehow

drinking v8 vegetable juice as an act of self harm

stop drinking little bitch juice

im all over the place, lately ive been listening to a lot of glitchcore and hyperpop

yeah, why not. i like knowing how people feel about me

uhhh idk im hella flirty here but idk if i want anything more than that. if i do ill let u know on a personal basis.

im bored and at work all night this could be fun ngl.link/elleg9696

accidentally poked myself in the eye ama

At least there’s women

eleanor_whining dot wav

boobs??? titty?????????

banished to a place with no girls to kiss (work)

its gonna be so cold for work tonight ;-;

dyke is when you kiss a woman while wearing pants

im always at my dykiest

gonna have some soup and play Kenshi 'till i regret buying Kenshi

Slimegirl that glorps on it crazy style :3

give me the estrogen that turns me into a ps2

Just a hot bitch doin hot bitch shit

would you still adore me and hang on my every word if I was evil? 🥺

girl jorkin it

back off banana breath

i must not scare the hoes. scaring the hoes is the hoe scarer

more like gallbadder

tummy hurt :'c

its crazy a little over 3 years ago my egg fully cracked and i realized i couldn't continue existing as a cis dude. i promised myself i would start hrt before my 28th birthday. that did not happen but i was only off by a few weeks so im still happy about it.

chat should i post nudes about it

happy 2 years of hrt to me

redo of fascism

in the Whitehouse with my smartphone

I hate to ask but would it be possible to raise maybe $60 for food and supplies? I have a room reserved and paid, money for deposit and transportation, but that unfortunately leaves me with $8. I can’t even order groceries with my SNAP because fees exceed that 🤣 💸💕💕💸

Afflicted With Dementia, I Now Wander the White House

My ICE Death Squad Ability Is So Overpowered, No One in Those Blue States Stands a Chance Against Me

That Time Slime Got Inaugurated as a President

its actually insane how good my hair is

EVERYONE IS PART SLIME

you have to keep love in your heart for the new girls, you were fumbling around once too, maybe we never really stop

my last ex dumped me when i came out at trans bc she didnt think i would end up pretty what a fumble

love that people are commenting on my post but i cant see the comments this rips

crazy that no one has their hands on my waist right now desperately pulling me into them

blocking random straight men that follow me on site

IF YOU USED GROK TO MAKE PORN OF SOMEONE I HOPE YOUR LIFE IS MISERABLE YOU DISGUSTING FUCK I’m making jokes about the rape robot but that’s just to reclaim this disgusting reality that SOMEONE PUT ME INTO THAT THING AND USED MY BEING LIKE A MARIONETTE I try to be strong, but it rattled me a bit…

bestie we passed police state in 2020 this is an occupation