A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

"you know what should make puppy sad? not having a job" - my roommate :(

he just got engaged but still finds the time to harass me on the internet

domesticated in the streets, feral in the sheets

putting a cone on my dog girl so she'll stop picking at her self-harm scars

it should be socially acceptable to piss outside like that's where we've been pissing for most of history y tf do i gotta go all the way upstairs just to take a leak when i could just step outside

every time a job asks me to apply with my "legal name" i wanna blow my head smoove off u might as well just have the form ask "are you a tranny? (y/n)"

Was talking with my boss about a coworker when he said "He told me lately he's been a bit blue" and I blurted out "for an amazing reason" fuck my stupid chungus life

i do not support all trans people! some of y'all are really mean :(

guy on the street called me a faggot so i uploaded 700 petabytes of furry porn to his neural link completely frying his frontal lobe

ive killed and will kill again

y'all let this banger flop. for shame 😔

I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze

cant take the word subpoena seriously

having a master's degree on my resume should not mean i am overqualified it should tell you that im desperate and will do anything

the fourth lesbian international

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

one battle after another blew my dick off. i love woke leonardo dicaprio

ive come down with reefer madness

day 9,718 of not letting it get to me

wait what were you saying

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

does anyone know if we still got torment and suffering tomorrow

hey arent you the whore from whoresin around

i would never abuse alcohol i love her so much

bleeding out of all my holes (yes even that one)

ye a h

hitting the free use penjamin

umm fuck idk. bark bark? is that what you people are into?

hello i have placed a bomb inside your penis thank you for your attention

every morning i wake up and have this exact thought

not now kitten mommy's staring into the abyss

it's not joever. it's only just jegun

north america, in all its decadence, has decided to have a second summer this year

PAYPHONE - You're not a revolutionary, Harry... You're drunk.

id let my oomfs hit ngl

it's crazy how i can just completely stop engaging in a hobby that has been omnipresent for basically my entire life at the drop of a hat. i haven't played a game in months and im like kinda okay with that

Aaaah!

I saw it with my own eyes.

Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this. Let's move on.

nice organs babe mind if i have a taste?

I'm not the girlfriend, I'm just a friend who girled up

my roommate keeps trying to clicker train me against my will

banned from the dog show for having a "biological advantage" as a trans woman