the government of canada loves telling you to go to a help page that tells you to go to a different help page that tells you to go to a webform that tells you to go to a help page

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

work permit got approved so my roommate got me a cake

hi loves 🖤 still trying to get enough together for rent if you can help huge forever thanks to everyone who's helped already, many of you several times over the last few months. i love you

need some money before i go broke and cant pay my electric. gracias for any boosts and double handies to any donations (dont hold me to that) cash.app/$ViviMorte

you have no idea how frustrating it is to be a lesbian with neither car nor house keys. wtf am i supposed to put on my carabiner

beautiful older woman who's into petplay but insists on being called a heckin pupper. would you hit?

girl who chooses her political ideology based on who had the biggest eyebrows: yeah i follow stalinist-brezhnevist lin biao thought

hi everyone! i really hoped i wouldn't have to do this again, but the job i had been counting on/felt assured was mine went to somebody else. so i'm still unemployed in boston. if you can spare anything to help me with rent & bills, i'm $thrillow on cashapp/@thrillow on venmo thank you as always 🖤

thinking about how my cat would always shove her face into my armpits. what a freak

mfers get a shiba and name it something lame like mochi if i got one id name it something cool like taira no atsumori or mishima yukio if it's gay

having imposter syndrome over the fact that i as a trans woman do not have my own personal heart emoji that i use and use the basic ❤️ instead

Curious, and yet they named one of the most iconic landmarks after you

every so often i encounter an internet personality only to find that they live in nashville, and i weep for them

dry JANUARY? i have ECZEMA im dry ALL YEAR bitch

i must not scare the hoes. scaring the hoes is the hoe scarer

fuck around and fag out

reading warhound and having a normal time and normal thoughts about it

im just a dog (26 year old woman) eating my slop (osmow's shawarma) from my dog bowl (dog bowl)

charlie kelly is spiritually a transsexual

Are women bourgeois?

u can tell which trannies work for the government here because they still have light behind their eyes

i hate boners. they feel so unserious

u make my tail wag twin

Guy who completely misread an article and has been drinking Pineapple Fanta for weeks leading up to Valentine's Day: "I dunno babe, I guess just keep swallowing until it gets sweeter?"

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - Word on the street is you went around the local hostel telling people that you're a police officer and that it would be *really* fucked up if you shot yourself in the head right in front of them. That's pretty high concept, if you ask me.

Horse Girl Ted Kaczynski call that the Uma Bomber

me after shoving the pills that make you horny and yearning up my butt: man why am i so horny and yearning

so the present my roommate got me for Christmas arrived today....

if when the revolution comes i am sentence to death for my doordash habit id probably be like yeah honestly that's fair

i am the shawarma man's strongest soldier

my favorite thing about our cat is that he's just kind of an asshole. he's not cuddly, he bites, he's loud and obnoxious. he's just kind of a dickhead, and i think that's beautiful

only my friends can call me silly billy. that's silliam william to you

Step your game up Grindr dudes

i make this house of sexual a home of sexual

chat im so cooked

i refuse to accept pluribus apologia. the show is boring and has horrible pacing (except like the last 3 episodes those were solid). unlimited genocide on carol sturKKKa

on grindr in toronto on the hunt for twitter highbies

you cant even say "im such a fat fucking chud" anymore because of woke

I have been informed that my definition of Alpha and this image's definition of Alpha are very different. I would like to apologize to my fans for the misconception within.

new year's morning a&w burger how i love you

last night i drunkenly ranted outside a bar about how toronto hate is overblown because the average US city is an utter shithole compared to toronto and canadians have no idea how good they have it. i dont think ive ever been more right about something in my life

uhhh happy new queer?

I don't understand.

i desire robert evans carnally

jamie pull up a picture of my balls

referring to my coworkers as chat

my body isn't tea it's more like instant coffee

Heated Rivalry daughter or Umamusume Pretty Derby son?

ive turned vagueposting about my feelings into an olympic sport