How it feels to be an almost 30 straight guy using tgirl slang with the discord dolls

Farted so bad at work today one of the forklifters checked his truck for a propane leak #Beastmode

Everyday I wake up and thank God I found so many wonderful little gay people to call my friends :)

Even the cities have pronouns now??????

Need to see them strippers down at da barefax ASAP we gon throw syrup scented hunnids till it smell like a waffle House up in there

tat my name on you girl so I know it's real, tat my fuckin name on you so I know it's real

Spotify with the full court blitz to check if I'm an incel or not

FRANK OCEAN GOT ME FUCKED UP GANG

This Yeti cooler is now dedicated to two of America's most innovative and beloved companies; Margaritaville and @frameratemerch.com

Nostalgia Critic dating a transfem call him Dog Walker

This just in, I've been told that's not what "boylove" means #BoyHATERalert

Bunny tried those energy lip pouches for the first time BUT didn't want to tongue swap chaws with me, #JOKERMOMENT

Am I a fan of "boylove?" Of fucking course I love my boys, I go everywhere with them dawgs 💪💪💪

I was very anti-mobile game / gacha game and then I ended up getting completely one shot by Umamusume

Some tough picks for the Steam Awards this year

This is what my average grocery trip looked like before Bunny moved up

Sometimes I wonder if my eighth grade teacher was making a pass on me or if she really just wanted to work the word "fetish into a sentence for the hell of it

Nearly broke into tears watching Ye on stage when that first note of Runaway hit, why did God have to make him my autistic obsession

*Talking to the liquor store guy* Uhh yeah can I get the uh, the uh.. *liquor store prepping the free lollipop and propeller hat with each fan* "Go ahead sir, what can I get you?"

5 years ago the world lost God's greatest soldier, Rest in Peace #NationalDayOfVongeance

W.H.A.M aka Who Honky As Me?

My chud son transitioned halfway through this skeet post, this is the true power of #DarkWoke

Just told my 26yo chud son about #ZohranMamdani. He had tears in his eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said 'Cuomokanda forever' -- which is the sort of pop-culture crossover that I can celebrate

guy trying to find a way to admit to his friends he wants the new Yeezy slides: "Remember when Volkswagen was founded by that one guy who wasn't cool but like the Beetle was sick yeah?? Man... art from artists amirite?"

CDPR, I speak for EVERYONE when I say WE do not want any more Witcher!! YEARS of development & ZERO finished save files found! "Please give me a game I will never finish but won't ever start another game because Im in the process of not finishing this one!" They have played us for absolute fools

Top 5 Star Wars characters I would crush pints with: 1. The Ewoks (All of them) 2. Prequel Yoda 3. Count Dooku 4. Jar Jar's Dad 5. The guy in the bar that tried to sell Obi Wan some drunk darts

Congrats on the new merch drop @autokynephile.bsky.social

One of these days the local Winners & Home Sense is going to ban me because 9/10 trips to the store is so I can take a massive shit for 15 minutes and then pretend to look at the men's ties afterwards

FOX McCloud to the bartender after losing full custody like "She took the fucking kits man"

Also a raging homophobe

LEAKED: Private conversations reveal notorious bluesky grifter @autokynephile.bsky.social directly admits to being a "a chaser," proceed with extreme caution!!!

Upper management discussing what they should do with me while I lose my mind for the seventh year in a row

Imagine the feeling when you're 50,000 feet high and 30 rye and colas deep and you see a RIDE program two clouds ahead

Accidentally scared the hoes browsing Netflix and we saw Forrest Gump and I tried to sarcastically say "oh, I l LOVE forrest Gump" but it came off as incredibly sincere

You cant do polls on here but are you someone who eats cake with a spoon or a fork?

I'm always on demon time

Ladies of Bsky, let me put you onto a new prey: @autokynephile.bsky.social Perks of dating this individual - Highly autistic - Funny (many classic Skeets IMO) - self admitted "Tradwife Tgirl" - Lives in Ottawa (Can withstand harsh, horrid environments) - Pathetic - Likes soju & cigs (i.e easy)

Was talking with my boss about a coworker when he said "He told me lately he's been a bit blue" and I blurted out "for an amazing reason" fuck my stupid chungus life

I'm a DEI hire on this platform, can't get a banger off without a trans woman doing the work

I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze

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tonight about to be a motherfukcing movie

*jokingly* "Don't worry boss, I won't let the woke mob stop me around here" "Matt what the fuck are you talking about, you ARE the woke mob in this warehouse"

Taylor Swift vs Charli XCX may just start thermonuclear white woman warfare in the streets

White Neurodivergents who refuse to listen to rap are missing out, producer tags and rapper ad libs are my NUMBER ONE vocal stims

Stepping my fashion game up a notch

"C'mere slut" I say to the beer sitting on the table as I lean over and almost fall out of the hammock

Guy trying to hit on transfem Umamusume: "What? No, I promise I'm not a pace chaser?

*Dude about to completely blow his shot hitting on the deer girl waitress* "So deer are a prey animal eh? Y'know they called me the "sexual predator" in college"