Not letting me smoke on the train while I’m trying to look brooding and mysterious is lesbophobia

Slept through the solstice again lmao

Women poisoning their husbands is a traditional cultural practice stretching back millennia. You should respect their traditions.

Kill la Kill Honnou Town pinball would be amazing, why doesn’t this exist

OUT FOR 2026: Netflix and Chill IN FOR 2026: DS9 and Being Sad Online

Read WARHOUND. “But Anya it’s 140k words!” I don’t care, read all of it, it will change your life

My body is a machine that turns shawarma and sad playlists into fucking up at work

Just saw the Rome episode of Parts Unknown where he met Asia Argento and the whole time I was like

I am not Sartha Thrace I am not Sartha Thrace I am not Sartha Thrace … I am absolutely Sartha Thrace

You just know you’re doing well when you’ve listened to Tijuana Sunrise 8 times in the last 12 hours

Chat you’ll never guess what happened

Having a normal one td

Woman who had the worst day of her life, and yet, it goes on

I know I’m cooked when I start breathing heavy at the French anti-smoking ad

McKinsey getting a special plaque for using 100 billion ChatGPT tokens is unsurprising but also so fucking demoralizing. A bunch of rich fucks are getting paid $300k/yr to let the lying machine run the world while they burn it down.

My phone company put a lil ! in their email telling me I can pay my bill now. Yeah I know you’re excited about it champ but I’d rather die

College making me put on a shirt to do exams? In MY house??? This is a prison

The reason you sprinkle posts like "The brain is the Ass of the head" throughout your timeline is to preserve the insanity plea in case you ever need it

Everyone: Ottawa’s cold as fuck Me in July: pfff I’ve worked outside in Toronto winters I’ll be fine Me now: [distressed howling]

Nothing hits like the first paycheque from a new well-paying job

Been thinking about this a lot since I started taking the bus again and only getting through half a cig. You gotta make sure not to light it too far from the stop or the bus will come just early enough for you to miss it

if im free use and youre free use who's flying the plane????

Trans women: hurting yourself emotionally is actually Bad it is Not Good when you suffer the world is a better place when you're happy, you do not gain anything by making yourself miserable Moreover, ICE must have

This quote chain keeps getting worse I love it

she anya on my taylor til I joy

Need to get stabbed by a beautiful woman

Found this absolute gem at an indie bookstore yesterday. I’m gonna dianeticsmaxx so hard. Absolutely seaorg pilled.

They smeared Keanu Reeves’ face with a TON of peanut butter for a scene in John Wick 3 and the dog is SO FUCKING EXCITED

its so cool that our two trans holidays are "please remember we exist" and "please stop killing us"

Having a real “I didn’t expect to be alive this long and now I’m scared I’ll never grow up” one

Love that all the fucked up crazy music in Johnny Mnemonic is just like, stuff my friends would make

Boba deez nuts

Now that I have a stable income, is it time for me to develop a MTG addiction?

Fingers in mouth no sex

Fuck why is this meeeee 😭😭

It’s been almost two years but I’m still waiting for a new Radio Free Use episode

Whoever’s paying for Canadian ad space for a Dodgers podcast rn is a sick fuck

November in Canada, also known as “the ginkgo trees shedding everything at once in a panic” season

Accepted an amazing job offer Dyed my hair and I don’t hate it Etsy shop sent me TWO dog bowls Everything’s coming up pup :)

The static background hum of life as a trans woman in 2025 would kill the average cis person

Save me Gillian Anderson in an oversized dress shirt

Gimme the golem spell tramp stamp boss

Did you used to get it in your fishnets? And now you only get it in your nightdress? Have you discarded all the naughty nights for niceness? Have you landed in a very common crisi-

BBW stands for Bitches Be Woofin

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

EVIL PREVAILS. THE TIDE OF FASCISM IS UNSTOPPABLE. WE SHALL FALL TO THE VAMPIRES.

I feel like a Mariners fan right now.