Trump has revoked legal status for at least 1.6 million immigrants over the past year by cancelling programs like TPS and student visas. Remember: these are people who entered the country legally. Trump never cared about “legal immigration" — just inflicting cruelty.

Ok, so there *is* a second one, but in it the baker and the prince are already married, but there are still hijinks! It is called "The Princess Switch 2: Switched Again," and you will *never* guess what happens... Did you guess that they switch again? Aren't you a clever clogs.

THREAD. My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments. I've collected his work here...

This piece put into words something I've been talking to people about since at least 2016

So excited to see Josh Johnson with my sweetheart!

Aw yeah, folks, it is cheesy Christmas Prince movie season! We're starting our watch with "The Princess Switch" which, despite not having "Christmas" or "Prince" in the title, meets my criteria for this holiday tradition: 1. A normal lady 2. meets & falls in love with a prince 3. at Christmas time

Guess I agree with that dude on *one* thing...

I blame the football curse wheel

Looks like we're doing a RETVRN to when it was women who were the sex maniacs who couldn't be expected not to think with their genitals.

These are so awesome, you should all adopt one

It's possible that my love for advent calendars has gotten a little bit out of hand...

Today is the ONLY day the public can comment. Demand a PUBLIC HEARING.

I think the key word here is "and": So-called "AI" systems don't do what is advertised AND involve labor exploitation AND perpetuate biases AND are environmentally ruinous. I don't think we should drop the environmental angle.

DVD is a national treasure. So much so, that I forbid his terrible accent in Mary Poppins

Man, these kids today...

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Look at this perfect birthday breakfast with a double-chocolate croissant and tea in my beautiful new @surlyamy.bsky.social mug!

It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.

2/2 To say this for the 50th time, for anyone who doesn't know: Three young conservative lawyers were part of the GOP "Florida recount" team that led to GWB becoming president, via Bush-v-Gore. They were: John Roberts. Brett Kavanaugh. Amy Coney Barrett. Small world.

When business owners stand their ground on denying access to private areas, ICE is much more limited in what they can do

Every elected Republican was a united front opposing and criticizing everything Obama did for 8 straight years, even if it was a policy they fundamentally agreed with. Why. In the fuck. Is it asking too much for Democrats to do the same with a legitimate fascist?

So there’s someone on TikTok who is doing a MALORT ADVENT CALENDAR and I just need y’all to also see this. We’re only 4 days in and I’m slightly concerned how easy this person just drinks Malort. 😳 www.tiktok.com/@hartnedy_za...

Sounds kinda like...

Me and Smol Carl watching the season 3 finale of #Cougartown

due to its... simplicity, the OU essay does do a good job at showing the fundamental contradiction at the heart of conservative gender ideology: 1950's gender roles are simultaneously given by God innately to every single person to follow naturally, but also need to be forced on people

I named my fists Onion and Sage, because I'm going to beat the stuffing out of you.

Two, *two* funny numbers at once! Ah ha ha ha ha

Definitely going to test this out the next time I get petrol

And on an app named for a Baum Oz character, too

I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.

The reason the top 10% of income earners pay more than half of all tax revenue is NOT because they are taxed more than ever. Their tax rate has been cut FIVE times in the last 25 years. They are paying more because their INCOME has increased astronomically, where the income of the bottom half has

Sounds like someone's family is bad at pie. For my money, apple pie is improved by adding in thin slices of quince and having a crumble top, rather than a crust top, but it is a good thing even without those modifications.

About twice a year, a lady who works at a nursery up near Tahoe drives down here with a whole butch of inventory that they're destroying because it won't overwinter up there. This time, she brought all kinds of great stuff, Veggie starts, Mexican oregano, ashwaganda, Vietnamese coriander, flowers...

I LOVE HIM!

I regret to inform you all that I am not built different, and am highly suggestible, especially when it comes to snacks. That's why my husband went out and bought the Paris Baguette snowman doughnuts that have been relentlessly advertised to us on Disney+. They were delicious.

In case you're wondering, this (reminding people of the literal law and their related rights and duties) is what the president is calling sedition worthy of the death penalty.

just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management. remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.

I'm titling this one, "The Morning After." By the time I returned a little before 4pm, both the Nerf gun and dart were gone.

I cosign every single word of this anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

A miracle has occurred. Two of these cats are mortal enemies who are rarely even in the same room. They have divided the house between them. Try to guess which two, then read the alt text for the answer.

Texas' abortion ban has killed another woman. Let's be very clear: Republicans are killing women. Democrats need to start calling them murderers loudly and often. www.propublica.org/article/texa...

This is a long, but thoroughly fascinating, delve into race in Wuthering Heights and its adaptations

1. Great, let's do this 2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators 3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/

Get on it, authors!

Reggae sheep!

It's possible I've just missed it but I don't think there's been a single person implicated in any of this that I've been surprised by? It's like "oh, that rich piece of shit is even more of a scumbag than I thought? Yeah, that tracks"

I can't help wondering if most of these even work for their intended purpose. Surely they need to look at least somewhat believably human to have a chance of fooling crows

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

The Evansville Press, April 10,1916