I repeat, holy shit.

7. When a ruling faction looks dead, is cold to the touch, is shut down and disconnected from the world in which living people exist, that probably means it is dead. Schumer, Jeffries and the whole zombie Democrat establishment need to stop haunting the living beings who want to take their place.

It's about fucking time. She did a hell of a job as Speaker, but her recent legacy is of standing in the way of real leaders like AOC.

Yeesh, ladies, right? Just ruining the workplace with their asking for equal pay and not to be sexually harassed.

As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers. www.health.com/adhd-medicat...

Our Little Free Thrift Store was reported to the county & we had to take it down. I built a shed kit instead & it was stolen immediately. I was almost ready to give up, but neighbors donated leftover lumber & helped with barn-raising for a new one!

Ok, this is great

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

"Manningcast guest, Charles Barkley..."

This man got one win already, let's get him two! But seriously, these Yes on 50 GOTV calls are the pleasantest I've ever done. Just people saying thanks for calling and that they voted earlier today or yesterday, or grateful to get their polling place info & swearing they have a plan to vote by 8

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

The thing is, that sandwich could have had garlic aioli on it, which would be deadly to the vampires of ICE

Can't stop combining Aesop Rock songs in my head. Heeeeeeeey, Kirby, Whatcha doin' Kirby? Whatcha doin' there? MAKE A HOLE WHERE THERE WASN'T A HOOOOOLE!

Ok, on a scale of 1 to Hegseth, how drunk do we think a sitting SCOTUS justice was during oral arguments?

Teen Vogue has been a surprising bright spot in political and social coverage over the last few years, and it's incredibly disappointing to hear that the staff who made that possible is being let go

Change one letter, ruin a candy. 100 Grans

Hi bluesky I made you a giraph ok thanks

Oh my god.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Are those weasels on a pier? No, man. Those are dock martens.

Sorry, but I ain't watching all that. Congrats Dodgers, or I'm sorry that happened

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP. Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP. The people who need help are not the problem. It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

Hecks yeah, no easy, "I'll just move out of state," loophole

Congress cut $100 billion in California’s healthcare funding over the next five years and now our state’s healthcare system is heading toward total collapse. But we have a solution. A one-time, 5% emergency tax on California’s 200 billionaires.

Very much hoping this is what happens with the CA Billionaire Tax

From the editorial page of The Weekly Union, February 8, 1895:

Some of us on the academic side have been trying to tell yall what is coming for so long. We were not being hyperbolic then and we absolutely are not being hyperbolic or doomers now.

"It's absolutely illegal." - you can absolutely feel the impotence through the screen.

California is doing it, y'all! www.cabillionairetax.org

If you need to qualify your, "No children were shot or ziptied," statement, you're the baddies.

I'd be happy to have this quote carved into my tombstone. “Money cannot create community; community is created through networks of support and connection,” Perez said.

These melonfarmers just can't stop themselves from building the Torment Nexus, can they? It's like they go, "You know what would be terrible if someone built it?" pause & correct themselves with, "You know what would be terrible if *someone else* built it?" & then make that their next big project.

once again: asking for a candidate without a Nazi tattoo isn’t asking for a unicorn you sound genuinely insane when you claim that it is

No, I read that book, and this is not OK

Look, I'm just saying that if someone told me I had a Nazi tattoo & I didn't know that was what it was, it would be less than 24 hours before I was seated in a chair getting that problem taken care of. I would not bother attempting to explain, excuse, or defend the tattoo, I would just make it gone

One again, Schiff shows he has no backbone, even in the safest seat in the country

It's funny how the "men are all Nazi rapists behind closed doors" guys are also the "women and POC don't deserve equal rights to us" guys as well as the "for some reason women won't voluntarily date us" guys

I can believe that someone accidentally drunkenly gets a Nazi tattoo not knowing what it is. And I believe that it was a drunken accident when that person finds out and moves heaven and earth to cover it up or get it removed. You cannot make me believe that they then keep it for 23 years.

Gonna start making like this guy and just calling everyone with the slightest amount of corporate, societal, or governmental power a crypto-fascist, because at this point it seems like the Occam's Razor answer to, "Why are they like that?"

This is the opening sequence to Paprika

It's like the nursery rhyme says: Oh, the former Duke of York, He had 12 million quid, He gave it to victims he "never met," For things he "never did."

Apparently, the, "paper of record," can't tell shit from Shinola

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

The Los Angeles No Kings rally is good but it’s very easy and comfortable to protest here. I admire the people who are protesting far off in red states like Orange County.

The asters are blooming, and I love my new shirt

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

the term "sovereign immunity" came up a lot in the trial where Charles lost his head, the framers didn't omit it from the constitution because they forgor

Well that's scary

Very straightforwardly detained by secret police for speech. I honestly don't know what establishment figures are telling themselves any more to avoid cognitive dissonance over this shit.