Microsoft is so fucking stupid. Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App I'm not joking

the new year

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Evergreen.

Totally #RandomGameSaturday: 🕹️ Super Mario Bros. 3, Nintendo, NES, 1990 An absolute classic. The villain steals a prized possession in each kingdom. In the end, he kidnaps the ruler of another kingdom and takes her to his own realm. The use of yellow/blue/red in the main art is very evocative.

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

This is why they want us talking about day care scams.

daily routine

Muito surreal pensar que o pior jogo que eu joguei em 2025 foi um Metroid Prime. 😢 Silksong é meu jogo do ano até agora, mas comecei Clair Obscur só essa semana e ele tem potencial pra superar. Mas Metroid Prime 4, que decepção indescritível.

@jesseguarascia.com @jeremybjayne.bsky.social are you guys aware of this game? store.steampowered.com/app/3323850/... It looks insane.

Feliz Natal minha gente linda!!!!!!!

The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks

Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.

Understanding Santa. www.patreon.com/posts/unders...

THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life

One of my really irritating professional opinions is I think you should never refer to anything you make as "content" or yourself as a "content creator." Be more specific about exactly what it is that you do. Me? I'm a writer. And I don't write "content"!

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

Ideas. www.patreon.com/posts/ideas-...

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

Genial isso.

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

Assim que deve ser.

Vale a pena assinar o Nintendo Switch Online só pra ouvir isso em loops de 60 minutos. O eShop venderia bilhões de jogos a mais se tivesse essa música até hoje.

Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

EXCLUSIVE: So far it's been unclear what proof Rockstar Games has to justify its firing of 34 union members, who it claims were leaking "confidential information in a public forum". PMG has now seen some of the messages which contributed to this decision being made. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TvW...

era momento já de atualizar a figurinha

Shot + chaser

If we have a kid we are absolutely forbidding Roblox. I know I will inevitably cave on a number of other stupid things all their little friends are doing, but this is a hard line in the sand that no amount of screaming will change.

Estou nos grupos do NintendoBarato para economizar com Nintendo e participando do sorteio do Switch 2! #NintendoBarato

demands

"No one is angry about games not containing gen AI" is such a hell of a good point. It is incredibly off-putting to many customers, an absolute deal-breaker, yet there is no flip side to that, no consumer base clamouring for it, no demand. They can only try to wear people down into accepting it.

It is depressing but predictable that the mere prospect of a consensual blowjob between consenting adult men is likely to be more damaging to a world leader than the far more likely possibility that he assaulted children.

Os dois primeiros episódios de Pluribus, ó 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

@witchbeam.com.au look what we have here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rv8... ~31:18 Lovely to see AAC anywhere, anytime. 💚

Uma notícia boa nesse oceano de tristeza em que a gente vive ultimamente www.engadget.com/entertainmen...

I went to meet the 'Rockstar 31', the developers who were suddenly fired from their work on GTA 6 for what the studio has described as gross misconduct. That's not what the workers call it though. They have another couple of words they prefer to use: union busting. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9nO...

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

ICYMI: Microsoft’s charge “implies a more than $12 billion quarterly loss at OpenAI, said Firoz Valliji, an analyst at Bernstein.” That “would mark one of the largest single-quarter losses for a tech company in history.” @jessefelder.bsky.social $MSFT www.wsj.com/livecoverage...