Instead of picking the billionaire spending $25mm or the megamillionaire spending over $7mm, vote for ME, the anti data center candidate and “movement wonk” on June 23 in the Maryland democratic primary: ElectAlexis.org/donate ❤️💁🏻‍♀️

You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken is done.

Why is no one laughing at my timely Buffy the vampire slayer jokes?

“What’s the matter? I love crime! I was just playing my Nicol Bolas crimes deck! It’ll be fine!” They then ran their hand along their cat’s back, gave her a treat, and continued typing furiously, occasionally checking an open laptop for reference.

My new favorite account on here. @namimi41namba.bsky.social worked on tons of ‘80s cartoons for American TV, and he’s sharing his new drawings of shows he animated. His most recent is anime Wolfman Jack, a wondrous sight to behold!

DM Body Slams Choices #wrestlers #dnd

I may have too many miniatures for an intro campaign.

Please Use AI

Lord 613 is live on the scene delivering their statement. They're not looking happy, Captain.

I am pretty much living a Dungeon Crawler Carl life at GenCon this year. Mongo is appalled.

Im so close to getting my crew in magic format. So close.

Our token pack features playsets of some of Shuffle Up & Play's most beloved guests! It also comes with a playset of @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social tokens! Art by @artofandregarcia.com!

"The funniest possible outcome of the AI mandate era is about to be HR departments discovering that 'sincerely held religious belief' under Title VII has a much lower bar than they assumed, and Pope Leo handed every Catholic employee a written excuse" www.businessinsider.com/worker-got-r...

This propecia basement jesus guy sure has opinions on women.

I can't believe Im the kind of person that stays up late because they're installing Linux

I laughed so hard last night playing Disco Elysium that I could not breathe and I was crying. I have never played a game so in tune with my sense of humor. And ive played it three times before. It is literally the funniest thing I have ever played.

Frontier Psychiatrist

Begun the box wars have.

Here’s a group I think it’s crucial for everyone to get to know: the AI successionists. They believe AI will be a "worthy successor." And they actually want it to replace humanity. They’re more influential than you might think! So I reported this for @vox.com 🧵 1/n

In the rare case that there are ever two Gabriels in the room, I instantly switch into Tequila Sunset mode.

Erin Brockovich has been fighting evil corporations that pollute the environment for so long that there was a Hollywood movie about her starring Julia Roberts back in 2000. It's a bad sign for the AI industry that she is now on the anti-data center bandwagon.

Greetings! The “Wall of Sound,” a mobile audio death machine in the guise of a school bus has just parked in Bollywood for a guerilla dead city punch show. Nearby a low rider takeover on Bollywood boulevard. Strap the fuck in, Los Angeles. I’ll update as I can. Might be a bumpy ride.

Shut Delaney Hall down, NOW.   Today, @menendez.house.gov and I went to Delaney Hall because of the inhumane conditions we've been hearing about.   What I saw and heard is absolutely unacceptable.

JEAN VICQUEMARE - He can't be a cop, Harry. He's twelve. And he says 'f****t' every four seconds.

Brad and I go to a lot of events, so in order to make that financially viable, we do what we can to save money where we can. We've found some really great ways to save money on food while we're traveling. It isn't the most glamorous way to travel, but here are some of the ways we save money!

My favorite TTRPG classes: 1. Kobold with hat 2. Kobold with stick 3. Kobold with legal papers 4. Kobold pretending to be skelington 5. Three Kobolds in a band (musical).

Hell yeah

No human being actually thinks like this. This is gaslighting, and market manipulation.

Bezos on Trump: "I think he's a more mature, more disciplined of himself than he was in his first term. Trump has lots of good ideas. He's been right about a lot of things. You have to give him credit where credit is due."

I was asked by a publisher to write a thing for a thing. For money. So, it's been a pretty cool week.

I am enraptured as I watch someone play a truck simulator, as i attempt to keep the existential dread of realizing I could be watching a real truck at bay.

Please. I beg all of you.

If you're gonna have a breakdown, make it count. youtu.be/bMy5xnbAB_4?...

daaaamn london

If my dumb ass becomes famous because of that book Im sorry I didn't post more cat pictures, here's Dexter.

Xenu quietly announces resignation from Scientology. "Yeah man, the whole volcano and plane thing was really a cry for attention, but this shit is on a different thetan level...... I would like to announce my reenstatement into Scientology."

Can a single image get a song stuck in your head?

True, but just TRY to get something like this past the GOP.

Im pretty sure my wife is trying to summon Cristine from HoloTaco, she has yet to add the overnight oats and tea.

Hello, crawlers!! In honor of the new book dropping today, I decided bring this line art to a tighter finish. If you guys are digging this, lemme know, and I’ll keep going! Maybe a new playmat for summer conventions? #dungeoncrawlercarl #princessdonut

I need your support to help continue funding this project. I have a huge roadmap of incredible things and I want to create something we're all proud of, and genuinely provide useful tools for Commander players across the world. You can help a lot for just 5$ a month: www.patreon.com/c/rebellmtg/...

Ive never watched Buffy before now. But every boyfriend she is involved with ignores her boundaries, and she then rewards them for it. So yeah. Joss Wheadon. Toxic af.

Investigate why the grays teleported Gregg Phillips to a Waffle House in Georgia. Release the Waffle House files.

WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWA

May the fourth doctor be with you.

The edgelords used to be contained to like three websites and everything was mostly fine as long as you didn't go to the dark places. That all changed when the fire nation attacked.

That's a shame.

I was watching a thai movie and realized that the pilot talking to the passengers has the "pilot voice" even though he's speaking Thai.