Nothing says a thanksgiving parade like Alfonso Ribeiro and... Marmaduke. 1983 was a hell of a year.

My take on politics gets me suspended from Reddit a lot.

If i got this email i would spend the rest of my days in atonement. Sadly he just doubled down instead. Becoming one of the most powerful people on the planet. He probably believes everything he has done has been right, and all his critics are wrong.

On this week’s episode of Extra Napkins: A Very Special Intervention

"It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me and shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race." - Karl Stojka, Auschwitz survivor

“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.” William T. Kelly

This is a beautiful idea. I support wholeheartedly.

If someone showed up at my door legitimately needy/hungry. I would feed them as best as I could. Im probably not going to invite them in and make them my best friend, but i would feed them. Why is this such a difficult concept?

Danhausen at card show in Maryland this Sunday. Will have lots of cards for salehausen

she's defrosting

I love Rush more than most bands. Ive been listening for almost 40 years. But charging over $500 for the cheapest seats in an arena that holds 20,000 is a crime against music. Apparently Tom Sawyer's mind is for rent after all.

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Y'all need to eat more food from other cultures/regions. Indian cuisine is delicious. (Provided you have the opportunity, capability, finances, etc.)

Want to build a deadly good Aristocrats Commander deck? Cooper's got you covered with EDHREC's guide to the death-centric strategy. #EDH #Commander #EDHREC #Guide

I think about this a lot.

Saying “Rand Paul is correct here and more people should be saying this” is making me nauseated, but it’s true. And on Fox News, what he’s saying here might actually be heard by people who need to hear it.

I am officially a paid published author. Kobold Manor will be on shelves as part of Secret Doors: Volume One in January.

The revolution will not be televised.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

This is Gain Ground X Vampire Survivors X Arkanoid and it is absolute perfection. BUY IT.

remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears

Everything I needed to know I learned from Tron, War Games, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Ferris Buellers Day off. Possibly Weekend at Burnies for emergencies.

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

Today, House Republicans will take their 70th day off with pay in the last 82 days.

I… uh… I don’t think Peter Thiel should be allowed to read

It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van. Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.

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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

I think the most popular artist on the planet can sing/write about anything she damn well pleases. She isn't beholden to anyone.

One of my favorite anecdotes from THE PREHISTORY OF THE FAR SIDE: "That doesn't sound like the Jane Goodall we know."

If I was worried about my security I would also force some of the most tactical minds on the planet in one room, say Im better shape than they are and call them fat. What could go wrong.

Politicians hide their pedos away Instead, rename justice to war

generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses

I will always stand for trans rights. I just left a message at Chris Van Hollen's office (one of MD's senators I voted for), asking him to hold the line against this tyrany.

I am Tylenol.

Hey pussycat. Italian Spiderman is coming to Magic the Gathering. Accione. Terrore. Goblin. Spider. Spider. Spider. Spider.

Kahless tells us that in the face of censors, of oppressors who would use your words against you even if true, you must speak out all the more loudly. All you do by silencing yourself voluntarily is save them the effort of silencing you.

This is hilarious. Even the Dutch are way ahead of us in seeing how bad things are in the United States with Donald Trump running amok and corporations capitulating to fascism. But, then again, the Netherlands has experience with being taken over by fascists.

These are the literal violations of the constitution that the Second Amendment people were lying that they were trying to protect. Turns out they just wanted to have guns for fun. As we kept saying.

Cancel Hulu and Disney. Come sail the seas. ☠️ 🚢

And folks, whatever madness Youtube is doing, it has ALL our new Shuffle Ups (and ONLY Shuffle Up, and ONLY the new ones, INTERESTING) on the now infamous "restricted mode' list. Please share and repost and retweet and upvote and re-up-whatever: youtu.be/peCkejWJsgk ♥️

Its almost Starscream. @amytheamazonian.bsky.social