the cute arena thing where you don't draw your second color after a mulligan is so predictable

Let’s put the Dolphins and Jets on prime-time national TV, said someone who has never watched football in their entire life

David Cross, utmost respect.

Took a year long study huh?

why not three hours apart, one east one west like a sunday?

I mean depending on the state being a successful athlete matters more than, you know, being intelligent or having a clue

my sisters birthday was announced at CBP yesterday - that's how different we are - i would harm someone who thought that was a good idea for my birthday announcement

Hey Bluesky, could you help me spread the word? I have three creatures left at my Big Cartel shop. Each lil guy is designed, hand-sewn, hand-embroidered by me and takes many hours to create. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

I will reiterate FUCK IOWA, all that out walking around

they must be planning some huge avatar stuff at this NYCC thing right? Cause they didn't show a single avatar card this weekend?

Another media company giving orange man money instead of standing up for their rights? nothing to see here

So is this AJ Brown thing real or just made up by media looking for engagment?

wait a minute - madchen amick was on TNG?

I never understand why the nfl schedulers always think 'maybe it's this year' for the jets or dolphins?

Fuck you Iowa

i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

i did not see my first walmart until like my 30s.

This has to have been made by some young dipshit because picking WALMART is absurd. This is someone who has no memory of going to Toys R Us

Please go preorder this. I’m so for real

Ok this is the best one

i absolutely prefer not to get any credit in general for anything

The prompt for number six was 'give me jack nicholson in the shining'?

Michigan's Cromine Public Library has "taken action" on 34 books, following challenges to 200. "Taking action" includes *labeling* the content inside several of them, relocating several of them, and outright removing several of them. These are *ALL* book censorship. archive.ph/7Zesl

how is this not a crime?

It bothers me that 'I don't want to' isn't considered a valid enough reason for something. I shouldn't have to lie about being busy and sometimes forgetting to text back. Sometimes I don't reply right away because I don't want to, it's not personal.

I know a place thats over 50% black, is a trans/queer mecca, is a relatively cheaper city, and has hosted a magiccon that people still talk about years later... Go. Birds.

poorly, cause history says so

If any of you ever makes a hologram AI of me after I'm dead, I'm going to haunt it and reanimate myself through the screen The Ring-style and fucking wreck you all :)

who was able to get them at their LGS?

Fuck it, we ball. The first two people who want some sort of creative writing prompt fulfilled, we'll say somewhere between 500 to 1000 words, can drop a reply below and I'll see what I can do. No charge or anything, but I do reserve the right to say "no" to a subject matter.

Good morning and happy 4-0 #VictoryMonday. Go Birds. 🦅

Today is a good day to follow me if you like complaining about television announcers.

this hardly happens to me

Thank you everyone for another amazing MagicCon! I hope you all enjoyed Appa and have a safe journey to your homes. I'll miss you all! We are stopping for the night as I am passing out. I'll write and share more when I'm awake. Know I love ya! 💖 #mcatlanta

Self-portrait on the subway with 1/2 of the huge beautiful plant basket from my mom, having opened the world premiere of a play, won both of my fantasy baseball leagues, and looking forward to whomever the Phillies will face in the NLDS

how exactly is he gonna top how kendrick just called them all out?

remember the alcatrz thing - he can't distinguish reality from fantasy - thank godness Joe bidens mental deficits were focused on during the election and his were ignore huh?

Cosplays on point at magiccon.

It's been real #MCAtlanta - Thank you for letting me be your Chandra again and see all my friends and favoritest people (and dinosaur) in one place 💜 Heart full, head empty, very tired 🔥 #sponsored

Need to chat Youtube, MTG and content ideas with someone Would love to bounce ideas off of someone ❤️

a press release with photos on the governor's flickr page? HOW did we get here?

the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.

The phillies are the betting favorite headed into the playoffs...as a philadelphia sports fan for 40+ years, this is very worrisome.

Hear me out: Across two platforms, @gailsimone.bsky.social is, and always will be, an incendiary device of fun!

Cris Collingsworth out of context: “when your holes are getting stretched vertically 50 yards”

Who wants to make this shit happen?

Another post this MISSING painted AP is a Nyxborn Unicorn AP with a Rainbow Signature. If you see it or hear about it please return it. I really appreciate the folks who have reposted and shared and a big thanks to the folks who have stopped by to give me support ❤️

I genuinely think today was the best day of my life, even with those few shit things that happened. I love my friends. I love the gathering. What an incredible community we have here.

a hearty “fuck you” to comcast for the little “youtubetv is at it again” banner they’ve been running nonstop on nbc/nbcsp if anybody is “at it again” it’s yall for increasing your extortionate carriage fees

hey did we all miss the church massacre in michigan - seriously - there's just no point where it'll be 'enough' for those morons and the second amendment will it.