Just think, today may be the last day you might be able to say something truthful about Mcconnell's legacy without getting fired for insensitivity.

Putting all my hopes and dreams on count binface finally running a winning campaign

Sen. John Hodgman (D-ME)

This story is so weird, every headline makes it sound like a white house initiative while saying seven paragraphs in that it's a private company not connected or subsidized by the feds in any way. So then is Philly gas just cheap like that or do these gas stations just want to lose money for clout?

They're posting hot George Constanzas on twitter

Not true. In their list of grievances, the Founding Fathers complained that King George III was blocking colonial laws that would promote immigration and make it easier for foreign settlers to become citizens.

Cousin Greg's English accent in Sheep Detectives is so atrocious it actually circles back to endearing.

Removing images from this app is progress but it won't really take off until they also remove posts

Happy Fourth of July!

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

is it too late to call this "Our Dumb Quarter Millenia"

Portlanders love getting their backyards certified as a habitat

I would say that the final season is good enough to make even the last two seasons good in retrospect. But half of the propulsion comes from putting a hans zimmer synth score in there instead of needle drops and it's so good

I regretfully have to report that the final season of The Bear is very good

Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable

Kinda weird when people come to a revelation about needing to win elections after losing a couple primary contests to the left and not when the courts and both houses of Congress and the Presidency are controlled by the other party

I don't know if there were reshoots or if it was just the way his robes flowed in different scenes, but Supergirl had a Krumholtz in all three small, medium, and large size variations, simply a Krumholtz collectors dream.

Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN

"That's some slaughterhouse, that Slaughterhouse Five."

Become Ungovernable

bootleg nancy 06/26

Roll my eyes whenever a frozen pizza thinks it's better than getting cooked in a pan. Oh you simply must get baked directly on the rack do you? La de da

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

Too many dragons on the dragon show, what are the seven foot oaf Knight and his tiny bald friend up to

No way to prevent this, says only car company in the world where this regularly happens

real ones know.

A T-shirt you can wear while bicycling that says "if you can read this the E.T. fell off" on the front

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

It's so great that b2b marketing is the only marketing left in the world. You'll be listening to a X-Men the animated series recap podcast listened to by five people and the ad read will be like "are you in the market for a new SaaS ERP solution for your HR data needs?"

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

[me immediately after Plato anxiously proposes the concept of the world of forms] this dude thinks beds borrow their bedness from another world LMFAO

Yeah, but what did you think of the name, that was pretty bad too.

But, something got Daddy in the lake. [turns page of photo album]

I don't even ask you to watch Game Changers any more, I just look at you like this

i'd like to see AI try and replace this work

I am a little worried that some people from New England will receive Widow's Bay as a parable about why you should never leave your hometown.

Nurses at the home having to put on "Chrono Trigger: Resurrection - Corridors of Time (Extended)" on repeat until i settle down.

megaman message board with like 40 people total that i joined when i was 13

me doing the kobayashi maru: check this out [rams my ship into the other one, exploding both and killing everybody]

If there is one thing Steven Pinker loves to be it is to be on lists

Willamette Bi-Week

I know it's cliche to have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a Dropout cast member, but we would be so happy together

PDX airport carpet when it's feeling a bit silly

The trump memorial chamber pot, hottest tourist destination of 2036