Nirvana The Band The Show The Movie The 5 Star Letterbox Review

I think the band TOOL has a very StarCraft based worldview. They understand that while we are all Terran and our external world is becoming Protoss, our subconscious is still extremely Zerg

They should invent a Stop2End that works

me and my buddies would've killed tuvix with a hammer i'll tell you that much

Can someone ask @ifyoucantwell.bsky.social what the setup to this joke is so I can sleep tonight

that’s right

Why does Noodle keep getting older but the rest of the Gorillaz stay the same age.

Okay, Tariffs are going away, but coffee prices never went back down and those tariffs never even went into effect.

The difference between a cron feed and an algorithmic feed is that I have zero punch-kun posts on bluesky and twitter just wants me to feel sad with a thousand videos of this little monkey and his stuffed animal mother

This is what gaming is all about

Ninja Gaiden 1.... Ninja Gaiden 2... Ninja Gaiden 3............ crusinusa

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Industry throwing every shocking sexual plot twist at you at once and somehow landing the plane

While many of you are likely yelling "Go Dunk" or "Go Aerion", but I'm yelling "go justice of the seven and the rule of law"

You'd be surprised how short my conversation tree is.

Found her

Joe McMillion seeing the Macintosh demo at comdex '83

I'm assembling a team

Could you imagine being one of 130 left of your species and then you are asked to move to Portland to make room for the birds who are actually hooking up.

going to take the brave public stance of saying that we don’t need a profile on a minor bret easton elllis character

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old. “8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

Singlemaxxing, watch me lonelymogg these happy couples in the park with my unencumbered pace

I've seen this cycle before, one trillionaire decides to invest in the moon and suddenly every app is forcing moon services on you and celebrities are on the tonight show hawking their moon holdings at you.

Radio Listeners: Hear me tomorrow on Morning Edition taking NPR on a tour of Simpsons landmarks in Portland in honor of the show’s 800th episode this Sunday!

RIP to a bond company stooge who was also a human being

RIP to a legend variety.com/2026/film/ne...

Only Portland could start taxing corporate millionaires and decide to use that money to subsidize other corporate millionaires.

It's giving How To with John Wilson, It's giving depressed Joe Pera, it's everything

"Wishing never changed a damn thing"

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

Dear you, I’m am spaceship. Together we will $1,00,00,00,00. Remember to pack GoodFood for eat in Spacd

sorry but the anti-woke bowl didn't book Nicki? oh it's grim for her ...

If you give Portland an NFL team we would promise to never win any titles

Used to be you had one frog say bud, and another say weis. Can't recall what the third said, but it was a simpler time

Spoiler: the native born five year old benefits from the economic output of the asylee, who benefits in turn. Both are a net positive. Let us figure out how to serve each other. We're good at it.

the ‘recognizing the assassin’ bit paid off so well here too. just some S+ tier comedy in this film

in Wild Wild Country Ma Anand Sheela says something like "they should be thankful that the opera came to their shitty little town" and I think that whenever someone gets mad at me online

loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.

New Muppet Show yet again confirms the unassailability of the “puppets scrambling to put on a little show” format

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

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They called him Egg... Before he shaved his head?

I don't care if they uploaded them early, I'm only watching HBO on sundays