Incredible (via www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...)

Judge Immergut, a Trump appointee, said in the Sunday night hearing that her Saturday order—which barred Trump’s deployment of the Oregon National Guard to Portland—applied to troops from any state. That includes Texas. www.wweek.com/news/city/20...

I guess in this new media world you can just announce that the reichstag is on fire and no one will check

Went to a party hosted by an absolute icon

BREAKING: A federal judge has granted a restraining order blocking President Trump's call-up of the National Guard in Portland. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Judge IMMERGUT, a Trump appointee to the bench, ruled that Trump's call-up was based on false claims about unrest in Portland and that Trump's own statements were "simply untethered to the facts." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

tragically six platoons of airborne troopers landed in the Willamette, where they all caught stapf infections

Good luck building a hearts and minds mission at the Lombard Freddie's

Dear New York Times editors: I’m sorry that you thought Portlandia was real and we disappointed you when it wasn’t. We cover our city just fine.

Mega Man comic

No thank you ☺️

I could easily see myself voting for someone who runs on abolishing ice and prosecuting every single one of them and the entire administration free campaign idea to good home

Judge Simon's right - he wasn't required to recuse, though he had the discretion to. The problem arises when principled judges recuse even if there's an appearance of bias but unprincipled judges like Alito and Thomas don't.

Martin Short should do a second Clifford movie

Brazil is on at the bar but they put up Halloween decorations before October first so I can't watch it

I do not think it's good that the president is sharing AI video of himself thinking he said it. Betting my entire savings that he has to answer zero questions about this

Trump is not going to see all your photos of you enjoying a pristine day out in Portland, but your friends sitting by the phone waiting to get invited somewhere will.

As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway

I do not think posting photos of Portland being pleasant will be enough sadly

CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful. ME: You're talking about-- CHOTINER: Pagliacci. ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh. CHOTINER: Of course. ME: If I had known, obviously. CHOTINER: Obviously.

Goodbye cruel wolrd

Ten minutes into the Lowdown and it was already chock full of That Guys even before Keith David shows up

It's officially Joe Pera Takes You on a Fall Loop season www.adultswim.com/videos/joe-p...

Eyeball alien will return in: Alien Earth Origins

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called? ME: Slay the Spire. CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer? ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours. CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them? ME: Now hold on a second,

Before tomorrow a heads up, I'm actually the only one pure of heart enough to get raptured so don't check up when I stop texting

You should be able to take someone to civil court for a bad post and if they lose they get banned from the Internet for a decade like the guy in hackers

Probably because it’s so good!

Hearing reports that the swifts have moved their roost from NW to Ladds Addition, and that does seem like the normal progression of a Portlander before they move to Tigard

it’s very funny to make a distinction between cancel culture and what this is, which is clear government supression of speech. cancel culture isn’t anti first amendment, but this specifically is! which is worse!

The thing with designating a group that doesn't actually exist as a terrorist organization is that they can then say anyone they want is a part of that group.

The state has authorized pharmacists in Oregon to administer Covid-19 vaccines without a prescription.

Yutani stocks plummeted when they admit during an earnings call that they once again failed to procure a sample of the universe's most perfect killer. Weyland moves in with a hostile merger.

Task of Tasktown

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

You of course have to denounce political violence, but you do not, in fact, have to hand it to him.

I think they disappeared because it was the first year I was like "okay, I guess I should see this once"

what day online since arpanet has not been star trek day

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.

the maga constitution doesn’t allow any institution, public or private, to explicitly work to ameliorate racial inequality but allows the government to racially profile

Does Mare of Eastwick show up in the post credits of Task to say she's putting a task force together