(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

A T'au diplomat looking at you respectfully...👀 I also found out recently that tau feet are similar to camels, which is very cute #art #wh40k #warhammer40k

This is gonna be so terrible, can’t wait to see it

by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on

family: when are you getting a job? me:

Din Tai Fung in Times Square is closed today, which seems like a MBA case study in an international company lacking local cultural competence

I was leaving work one night years ago as this couple was in the middle of an argument. He stomped off and she called after him "That's it, walk away, PORN MASTURBATOR!!”

Merry Christmas to all, especially Sexy Shelob

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

Christmas surprise #Arcane #LeagueOfLegends #Caitvi

For all the newcomers here: please post regularly. I'm tired of dudes migrating here, posting once every other month, and then going back to Twitter complaining that Bluesky is dead. Please repost your friends' stuff too.

Oh cool. Airplane WiFi.

"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life

everyone else deboarding the plane got a merry christmas but i got a "thanks for flying with us." curious!

everyone likes unlimited PTO until someone tries to use it

Merry Trenchmas to all! It’s been one hell of a year for Trench Crusade, and we wanted to thank every single one of you for your support in 2025. It's been an unbelievable journey, and we can’t wait to show you what’s coming next. - Art by Min Chiang #trenchcrusade

the pictures of fully clothed anime women i have been seeing rt’d today have been significantly hornier than the occasional hardcore pornography you guys retweeted before maybe this jp art migration is real

{comm} Asuryani family

We spent Christmas Eve watching Knives Out and Glass Onion (since we hadn’t seen them), so now we’re a fully Benoit-pilled household.

And tiny tim, who did NOT die, is Duke of Arrakis. The hand of God be his witness, he is the Voice from the Outer World, and he will lead us to paradise.

and Tiny Tim, who was NOT high,

Ended up with > 100% accuracy lol

Heard people on this site talking about how Tiny I am. Wanna take this shit outside?

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

Hey Bluebies! (that's what we call Bluesky Newbies 'round these parts🤠) We do things a lil different then Elmos Hecksite. Each post creates a "shard". 50 shards makes a Sky Gem 💎. Gems can be spent on swag like custom hats for ur PFP...but you mustnt wear hats in the Cloud Level or a Bird may attack

incredible things are happening on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8y5e9Jo/

Finally deleted all my art off x, all which can still be seen here, Patreon, + insta. 🎉

calling up the NORAD santa tracker hotline and asking them if their jobs were more interesting when the soviets were around

Hey new folks, here's a collection of top tier artists you can follow. Concept Artists: go.bsky.app/TyNJQ99 Creature Designers: go.bsky.app/SBCxqoa Pro Illustrators 1: go.bsky.app/79aS32C Pro Illustrators 2: go.bsky.app/D3T5kF Good Paleoartists: go.bsky.app/RYwJUEK

NORAD Santa tracker is Woke

this is how my website started. I still don't know javascript or php. it was so satisfying seeing it on the internet, in my browser, for the first time. even with it looking like that. anyone can make a website like this

Merry Christmas

Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting

heads up that bluesky doesnt show posts from other languages by default on your timeline, and its cutting you off from a lot of the community go to bsky.app/settings/lan... and deselect any language from this setting, or else you might not see any of the new japanese users at all!

Wishing every JP artist a very "join bsky so I can see your art again"

how to use this site for new ppl 1. you're going to be on here less. use that extra time on the computer to draw or write or make music or program or play games etc! 2. don't look at the discover tab 3. follow ur faves 4. follow the people your faves repost + reply to 5. build a feed like that

Merry Christmas from Japan! 日本からメリークリスマス！！

Season's Greetings from Gold Ship #umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby

And tiny tim, who did NOT die, is Duke of Arrakis. The hand of God be his witness, he is the Voice from the Outer World, and he will lead us to paradise.

Merry Christmas! Won a set of Ciaphas Cain books in a lucky draw