Look, stranger things have happened…

[yelling over club music] I said death is the loss of future love

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Me posting my hot take on bluesky

Pro tip: don't search the word "dragon" on here 'just for the lols'

“defend your culture” dude, your “culture” is clapping off beat and putting ketchup on tacos

could a dying empire do THIS

How many jackpots will you hit before the world ends?

For @twittermotherswl.bsky.social and @djcinnamongirl.bsky.social

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

Our polar bears get ready to take a cold plunge.

😭🤣 Do it for Jesus 🙏🏼

It's for work, I swear.

The dragon heard someone disturbing their hoard. Looking in, they saw a knight checking a bejewelled sword. "There you are! May I buy this?" "You have a sword," said the dragon. "It's for a valentine!" "A sword?" "What better gift to give?" "Hm. That one is blunt. I'll find a sharp one."

Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!

When you're a horror but you still want to feel ✨bonita✨

nah fr it's usually a demon.

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It'll feel just like work... Well, minus the kissing.

How I'm walking out of 2025

We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.

You will be visited by three spirits...

🙌🏼🙏🏼 www.instagram.com/reel/DRLvJYi...

Please respect my privacy during this trying time. www.instagram.com/reel/DRCw5us...

😂😂 www.instagram.com/reel/DQm1rEz...

“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade

Concert on the Main Street Stage brought to you by Ozempic located next to the Main Street Fountain brought to you by Surge.

When you're a horror but you still want to feel ✨bonita✨

My heroes are back. Drina already vetoed this for us though. Something about not pissing off the dead with shitty music and they’ve already suffered enough.

PSA 🖤💀

Pretty sure I saw this dude in Agartha earlier today… (( #SWLRP ))

Please be nice to Carol in reception. She donated all of her worldly possessions to her pastor who sold them on eBay.

When you're forced to improvise...

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So, this Rapture was a bust too?

Say the password “brainworm” to purchase Tylenol at our gift shop.

If you see a rapture happening in your area consider treating it like a solar eclipse. It isn't bright enough to damage your eyes, but you may know someone being raptured - and they go up there naked. You don't want to have to stay behind with the memory of having seen one of your friends assholes.

It did not work, by the way.

Aquarius: Does the phrase ‘ghost sauce’ make any sense to you? If not, it will very soon, unfortunately.

If anyone wants to give away their cash, comics collection, time shares because they're a Rapture candidate... I'm available

Trying to impress the ladies like… www.instagram.com/reel/DI6t8JT...

I posted this 7 months ago and it's only grown more relevant every day since. Which is, you know, annoying.

All of our employees are working from home today so just help yourself or whatever.