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Dog visit

I've been working with this guy for the past week and he can not understand that systems can be set up in such a way that can hurt people even if they are not supposed to. The concept of someone not fitting the mold the system expects is foreign to him. But he is a cis guy. What can you do?

My child

its the first week of school and im already rationing time between homework and sleep fuck

POV You're on a date with Xenia

I participated in an event at a music festival where we served hors d'oeuvres in lingerie and called it "whore dovers"

I was inspired by 9/11 to transition

How I'm doing

A few years ago before my egg was even close to cracking, I had a concept in my head of the feminine penis. I told myself at the time it was a joke but my belief is that some people's penises are feminine (like my own).

weird awkward little dyke who doesn't seem to understand that saying something "sucks ass" means it's *bad*, since there's nothing she'd like to do more with another woman

What are they even doing then!?

I feel so loved that I might actually cry

I love my gay life

I'm laying naked trying to tempt her in to bed but she queues up another game of league

Arguing with randos in replies is not productive, but does feel good sometimes

I have been in the Midwest for 30 minutes and am already watching jeopardy. Feels like home

a little insomnia doodle from last night :)

What I am missing tonight

Everyone is pro blood for the blood god until they realize the real blood god was capitalism all along

well thats enough news for the next while. fuck the court system

For the week before I get waxed I cannot shave my chest. I have learned to embrace cavewoman week

2) A provision that would have done away with gender-affirming care under Medicaid. These are some good wins in an otherwise terrible bill. My staff and I will be fighting to remove the worst provisions from this bill up until the very end. I'll continue to update you as we get more rulings.

why the FUCK does ulta require a legal name change to fix my account name

god is watching and they get off on it

Finally, my long awaited tribute to new york city in celebration of mamdani's win

Sir…permission to lib out

It’s Alan Turing day so don’t forget to be gay and do computer

the people who want to ban them are insane and want to kill people

“we cannot change which reproductive category we belong to” try harder loser

I am being told the decision to bomb Iran was based on vibes. Please do not use @buttplug.io for war planning. It was not built for those purposes.

Sup @sentimentbot.bsky.social

Your reminder to call your Senator now and demand that they invoke the Byrd Rule and strip the transgender medicaid ban from Trump's spending and tax bill. Call them here. www.senate.gov/states/MD/in...

I brushed my tailbone by falling on construction debris. Now every time I sneeze it hurts my ass

That fluttering in your chest, are you turned on or in a panic attack? Is it both?

The quotes that made me transition: Karl Marx - a person under communism "strives not to remain something he has become, but is in the absolute movement of becoming". ghost in the shell - "all things change in a dynamic environment. Your effort to remain what you are is what limits you".

thanks for the offer dickies but idk if youll be able to help me

Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.

i understand that as i transition i turn more and more into a basic bitch. but that does not mean that i want to see anything about taylor swift

the sandwich i ate for lunch was too big now im sleepy

I like to imagine a guy who pays their therapist and dominatrix via check. The memo line for both is CBT

Spinny

1 like = 1 estrogen injection into this boy💉 1 repost = 1 surplus eyebrow plucked🙏

i keep thinking about this