Bonobobananas
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Golfer ⛳️, United 👹, MSK Clinical. Welsh, British and European. 🏴🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️
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Having to unfollow people who insist on screen grabbing and posting from Twitter the most horrible takes from the dregs of society. 🚮
11 months ago
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Oh no, just seeing posts spreading about Remi Moses. FFS, him and Robbo in the middle were magic, always seemed invincible. 🙁
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Jonny Morris
about 2 hours ago
We can already see US "Christian" money going to anti-reproductive rights and anti-gay rights organisations. This is why, to use the vernacular, we shouldn't give them a fucking inch.
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Oosh. And good morning. Wordle 1,628 2/6* 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
about 6 hours ago
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Doing a rewatch of The Office (US) starting from S2 as I never saw the last few series. It’s so so good.
about 18 hours ago
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profanity.accountant
about 19 hours ago
@bonobobananas.bsky.social
has swears! They've used 1,037 profanities in their last 6,691 posts. 🥇 "fuck" (192 times) 🥈 "fucking" (172 times) 🥉 "shit" (118 times)
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Ok
@profanity.accountant
Let’s go, it’s been a while
about 19 hours ago
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Wordle 1,627 4/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Harry Wallop
1 day ago
Great culture can save lives. Literally. Amazing letter in today’s
@thetimes.com
about Tom Stoppard
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SeabeeGator46
2 days ago
@radiofreetom.bsky.social
Time for the Christmas tree Battle of the Mutara Nebula! 🖖🏼🎅🏼
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Here you go, it’s that time for my favourite Christmas song.
youtu.be/tuaRrSVm--I?...
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I believe in Father Christmas - Greg Lake - Ian Anderson
YouTube video by Greg Lake
https://youtu.be/tuaRrSVm--I?si=89ZHU8f7S0D8Dqb5
2 days ago
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Stephen Collins
about 1 month ago
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Brian Hughes
2 days ago
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Liz Truss has had her hair coloured. Oh wait
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2 days ago
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Richard
5 days ago
Look at THIS absolute unit
@themerl.bsky.social
... And I haven't even exaggerated his size to help sell stud rights!
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Meh Wordle 1,626 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Well here we are. The worst month of the year, November, is done. It’s downhill all the way to Spring now, days start to get longer in a few short weeks 😁 Meantime, strap in and have a cup of hot tea 🥳
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Moose Allain
4 days ago
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share! Download it for free here…
www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
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I’ve made these before, they are very very good.
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3 days ago
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*That’s* how you defend against those corners. Push players forwards and leave a vacated box for the keeper to have plenty of room.
3 days ago
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Why have they got that biased twat Alan Smith on commentary 🚮
3 days ago
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Goes for the ball there and misses by a fraction. Yellow for me
3 days ago
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Come on Chelsea. Can’t stand you either but tbh anything to break the press circle jerk over Arsenal and Legohead would be just super. A real smashing plus a nice sending off for Rice and Saka would be 💋👌🏻
3 days ago
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He’s a bit shit. The fact he’s reached 150 games at United says all you need to know about United in the past 10 years. Thankfully he’s now one of the few remaining to be binned off.
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3 days ago
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Alex Winter
3 days ago
Tech oligarchs have been scrambling for products to retain dominance since the plateau of the home computer and mobile phone. Today, they're forcing 'AI' garbage on us while pushing for mass surveillance and war products, even if they have to make the wars to service them. We can reject this future.
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Get in
3 days ago
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Will Hughes coming on to put one of our players out for the season 🙄
3 days ago
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Dalot you knob
3 days ago
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NBC Sports Soccer
3 days ago
Joshua Zirkzee's first Premier League goal in 364 days levels it for Man United! 💥
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Fucking VAR, couldn’t celebrate that because I thought it was going to be disallowed with all the hand waving from Palace. Anyway. Get in 🥳🙌🏻
3 days ago
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Fucksake we’ve gone Fernandes quarterbacking again. Get forwards ffs
3 days ago
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Get JZ off and put Mbeumo up front with Fernandes moving forwards and Ugarte or Mainoo on. Thanks for coming to my team talk
3 days ago
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JZ having a mare so far.
3 days ago
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Mount is so important to United with this midfield of Casemiro and Fernandes. Drops in to cover for them all the time and allows Bruno to get forwards .
3 days ago
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Anyone else getting a load of likes from these weird bots this morning? Fuck off
3 days ago
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Dalot. Casemiro. Fernandes. Shaw. 😬 Four players and probably JZ who shouldn’t be at United next season. Going to be a long day. That bench really shows how threadbare we are.
3 days ago
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Expected team vs what I’d like to see…
3 days ago
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Gah guessed the third wrong 🤦🏻 Wordle 1,625 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Anthony Dhanendran
5 months ago
Nine years ago Mike Fitzgerald wrote up an extraordinarily fascinating breakdown of the differences between the Tom Stoppard shooting script and the original Jeffrey Boam draft of Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade. It's well worth your time:
www.creativescreenwriting.com/indiana-jone...
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SAM Retro
4 days ago
Casio QL-10 (1981) You’ve heard it a million times growing up; don’t play with matches. Well folks, the Calcu-Lighter ain’t no match.
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Bahahah what is the Spurs keeper doing there 😆
4 days ago
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Kev MUFC
4 days ago
Despite the fact he was an excellent player, remember how physically slight & slender Darren Fletcher actually was? Admittedly he’s probably slightly heavier now, but look at this picture as a comparison for those wanting JJ Gabriel to play in the first team now!!
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Grealish again standing out in a poor Everton performance. A born United player, a shame we had the Glazers and Woodward spunking money on utter shite instead.
4 days ago
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We really should be looking to get Jimmy Garner back. Out of contract in the summer, he’s probably not a first choice world beater midfielder but he’s light years clear of our current lot. I know Everton are losing at the min but he’s running the show.
4 days ago
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Typical. Pickford with a worldy performance against United, throws them in against the barcodes 🙄🚮
4 days ago
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Haven’t had a Saturday night takeaway for yonks. Jalfrezi and a lovely Grüner Veltliner. Get in 👍🏻
4 days ago
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God I love chocolate raisins. Why are they so nice 🫣
4 days ago
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Balderdash
4 days ago
Airplane (1980)
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Tom Robinson
4 days ago
Happy weekend everybody! If you would like to make it that little bit more joyful, do yourselves a favour and watch this video at least once:
youtu.be/-tfH1nty62U
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Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch (Official Video)
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton
https://youtu.be/-tfH1nty62U?si=Rk3xu3dpNJjLyRZa
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Why didn’t he fucking come on then.
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