"No new wars" really just meant "f*ck Ukraine" and everyone knew it.

“If Kamala wins, only death and destruction await because she is the candidate of endless wars. I am the candidate of peace. I am peace.” - Trump, 11/1/24 “I’m not going to start a war, I’m going to stop wars.” - Trump, 11/5/24

@wardcarroll.bsky.social Dammit, Mooch. He fucking did it. Again.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Ran across this today on YT. Thought of you immediately. youtu.be/5CaMUfxVJVQ?...

In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories. 🚓

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Good morning Tom. I’m seeing much back-and-forth here about last night’s game show re: what the Dems did/should have done. (i.e.: attend, not attend, attend & walk out, create a circus) Did Trump create a no-win scenario for the Dems? A Trumpayashi Maru?

@radiofreetom.bsky.social CAPT Royce Williams should have had his own award ceremony. Not a shoutout at whatever this……….event was. FDT.

@wardcarroll.bsky.social Happy for CAPT Williams. He should have had his own ceremony. Not a shoutout at……..whatever this is.

@wardcarroll.bsky.social Have you a good stock of booze for tonight’s cavalcade of mendacity, Mooch? 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

And that’s just at press conferences!

@kenwhite.bsky.social Long, painful, and tedious Hat.

"We should not criticize someone until we see if they're popular" is middle school level bullshit. You criticize or praise if you think it is warranted, period, not to signal your coolness or conformity.

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@timmiller.bsky.social @radiofreetom.bsky.social @sykescharlie.bsky.social GOOD SOTU MORNING GENTLEMEN! Which one of you will be most hammered for tonight’s festivities? My money is on Tim. 🥃🥃🥃🥃 Looking forward to the post-mortem(s).

@radiofreetom.bsky.social How goes Snowmaggedon, Tom? Did you stock up on booze for tomorrow night’s festivities?

@kenwhite.bsky.social The Doctor ripped me off Hat.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social So Tom, Are we breaking out the good stuff for the SOTU?

What problem is Trump's new global 10% tariff meant to solve? If it's about leverage, ask: How much leverage do you get from a tariff that disappears in 150 days? If it's onshoring: Who builds new factories based on tariff that disappear before the factory is built? It's a tax. That's all it is.

Trump: "I want to be a good boy"

@kenwhite.bsky.social I want to be a good boy Hat. The hats just keep onnnn comin’!

@kenwhite.bsky.social These fucking Courts Hat.

Also- Barack Obama never raped and murdered children. bsky.app/profile/jose...

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

@kenwhite.bsky.social Free Law School on BlueSky Hat. Love your stuff, Mr. White. 🫵🏼👍🏼 Keep on keeping on!

Americans bewildered as release of Epstein Files leads to resignations and criminal investigations in democracies around the world.

My universe revolves around you. Happy Valentine’s Day, Gabby.

Same as it ever was.

@kenwhite.bsky.social Snort cocaine off of toilet seats Hat.

@kenwhite.bsky.social The Dow is over 50,000 Hat.

Amen!

@kenwhite.bsky.social Dystopian Absurdity Hat.

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

White House press corps, I know some of you are shy, so let me help you get started. This isn't fifty questions--I could only fit twenty-one in alt text--but let me know if you need more!

I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/

@atrupar.com Trump’s miscalculation: They went after Michelle. Now, Barack has full-tilt-boogie justification to bring out his dark side as a HUSBAND. Something something about sleeping giants and terrible resolve????!!!

when you've lost Tim Scott ...

Pour one out for every professional political pundit, writer, consultant whatever that has spent the last decade trying to pretend that the Trump phenomenon was about trade or opiates and not a big chunk of white america losing its mind over having a black president bsky.app/profile/kyle...

@notpodium.bsky.social What the HELL is this crap? bsky.app/profile/know...

@kenwhite.bsky.social Mutilized Hat.

He is mutilizing the English language. Bigly.