Tony Schwarz and Mark Burnett need to take turns kicking each other in the nuts until the end of time.

@kenwhite.bsky.social Massive Life Support Hat.

As intended

@kenwhite.bsky.social Special Edict Hat.

Looks like Leonardo DiCaprio around the time he starts dating 30-year-olds

@kenwhite.bsky.social Mini-War Hat.

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Was cruising the BS and ran across this gif: In my travel experiences, the BEST Mom & Pop burger and fries you’re gonna get are at a GREEK restaurant. Why is that, Tom?

BALLROOM GRIFT Sing Along, America! lyrics and vocals by the talented @treycallaway.bsky.social

@radiofreetom.bsky.social @wardcarroll.bsky.social @atrupar.com @timmiller.bsky.social Today’s Line: What’s the O/U on how many times Hegseth whatabouts Joe Biden today?

@radiofreetom.bsky.social A Bird-of-Prey was unavailable. bsky.app/profile/apne...

@radiofreetom.bsky.social I am schadenfreuding the Hell outta watching Pete Hegseth get his ass handed to him right now.

Hegseth is so out of his depth he’d drown in one of his drinks.

Holy shit Pete Hegseth is a stupid son of a bitch! What an asshole.

This isn’t a “gotcha,” it’s basic governance. You START A WAR, you OWN THE BILL. Families don’t get to dodge costs with slogans. Gas, food, $5K hits—and he responds with talking points instead of numbers? That’s not leadership, that’s evasion dressed up as outrage. SAD!

@kenwhite.bsky.social Energy Dominance Hat.

@kenwhite.bsky.social False Equivalation Hat.

The White House *still* has this up on its website… from 10 months ago.

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER!

Comey: Well, they're back. This time about a picture of seashells on a North Carolina beach a year ago. And this won't be the end of it. But nothing has changed with me. I'm still innocent. I'm still not afraid. And I still believe in the independent federal judiciary. So let's go.

Yes a single use ticket for an event about that person is the same thing as making me carry a portrait of a pedophile on a government issued ID for a decade.

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James “Ham Sandwich” Comey.

TEMU TED NUGENT

@kenwhite.bsky.social State of Collapse Hat.

Dear @Flotus STFU This country has been divided with violent rhetoric by your evil, insane husband This is Donald Trump's America. If you find its tone of discourse unsatisfactory, fix it, take it up with the mindless creature you have enabled - or just leave Signed, America

@radiofreetom.bsky.social Tom. How much of all this ballroom mishegas is Trump wanting a permanent piece of WH history a la the Lincoln Bedroom or the Truman Balcony? How much of it is just him being a petulant child who wants what the adults say he can’t have?

If Donald Trump is the Anti-Christ, Lucifer should be EMBARRASSED.

“Please sir, I’m the FBI director and you’ve GOT to let me get this correspondent to safety!”

@wardcarroll.bsky.social Good stuff, Mooch. #HereWeGoSteelers

@olbermann.bsky.social An oldie but goodie. I always forward it to nincompoops who whine about the “liberal media.” youtu.be/cXuS8goR2NY?...

We already had Iran without a nuclear weapon without a stupid, illegal, and wildly unpopular war.

RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'" Trump: "Right"

If you're catering the White House Correspondents' Dinner, don't forget to not wash your hands. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

Trump starting a Gerrymandering war he couldn’t finish feels a whole lot Trump starting trade wars he couldn’t finish and this Iran war he can’t finish. He’s not playing chess people.

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

@wardcarroll.bsky.social Today is the day! Up to 11! youtu.be/PPhgKNmBFCo?...

When I retire I want all of y'all to write it up just like this.

“We’ll do it dead!”