TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

Trying to watch #Severance but keep getting distracted by Mr. Milchik’s DUMP TRUCK ASS

MIKE FLANAGAN X ETHEL CAIN When Nora Vane is called to serve the Lord of the Land, she has no idea what she’s getting into. A sapphic gothic that I #amquerying #PosterPit #A #H (Many thanks to my talented friend for the graphic!)

If I have to see that fucking terf and her fucking cigar one more time

i'm not usually a medical show person (too much of a wimp), but the hold #ThePitt has on me...

i'm only two episodes in but hemlock grove does not feel like a real tv show...

Rocks, roots, and ruts abound! The quintessential spice of New England soil. Spring was chilly, roads were muddy, and the stage was set with all kinds of lumps and divots, prime for clattering a particular carriage. #1stlinepit #wip #a #h #p #com #hf

“The day dawned as cold and gray as Mrs. Grantham’s corpse.” #1stLinePit #A #Gothic

#1stLinePit is coming in hot—just ONE week left! 🔥 This time, we've got a brand new rule! Check out the details below—what do you think? A brilliant game-changer, enhancing your pitch—or a total train wreck, ruining the fun? #WritingCommunity #AmQuerying

I like to describe Death Becomes Her as Mike Flanagan x Ethel Cain Vibes #UnhingedPit #A #H #Q Nora when she is chosen as the latest annual sacrifice to be given to the mysterious Lord of the Land from whose mansion no one has ever returned:

After returning to her family’s crumbling estate and finding the gardener dead, a reluctant heiress partners with his son to break a generational curse before it claims her too. 🕯 Gaslight, Gatekeep, Ghosts 🔥 If the House Doesn’t Kill You, Love Might #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA #PopUpPit #H #A #Gothic

A Southern inheritance is always dark—whether it's a penchant for pills, a blood-soaked family farm, or an ancient magic. Sierra spurns them all, but when her dad disappears, she must choose which monsters to slay, and which to become. #PopUpPitE #LuckyPit

Graphics credit to my very talented, anonymous friend who knows who she is 😘

Introducing “Death Becomes Her,” out on sub in an inbox near you! This sapphic gothic horror is ~75K and professionally edited. #LuckyPit #PopUpPitA

sure responding to that email would take approximately five minutes but what if I thought about not responding to it with a flash of brief but crushing shame every day for several weeks instead

I wonder if St. Patrick’s Day (March 17th) would be a good day for people to get ready to pitch their stories. Why? Oh, no reason… But, you never know what might Pop Up.🍀 #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #Writers #SkyWriters #AmQuerying

blessed to not live in the timeline where hip-hop artists heavily sampled the Hamilton musical 🙏🏻

is there any anxiety like querying anxiety i just wanna know what the agents are thinkiiiiiiing

they should invent a weekend that is restful

fourth wing -- i am so sorry, i wanted to like it because i'm a slut for dragons, but i couldn't get past the lackluster worldbuilding

Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother”

Weekend inspiration. #inspiration #wizard #wizardposting

OpenAI right now

season 2 episode 5 of #InterviewWithTheVampire did not have to go that hard wtf

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

She's so real for this

Why does People Magazine name a new "Sexiest Man Alive" every year? It doesn't make any sense to name a new one if the old one is still alive. The new one should have to fight the old one to the death. Like Highlander.

Trump’s cabinet is shaping up to be a nightmare blunt rotation the likes of which I could never have conceived

I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years

I’ve reached the anger stage of grief

Disco Elysium offers a tremendous variety of roleplaying choices & alternate solutions I will never see because they'd disappoint Kim Kitsuragi

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fingers crossed that by the time i finish the 12th doctor's run, i can call this guy by his real name and not my first instinct, which is Capeter Capaldi #DoctorWho

people just don’t say “why I oughta…” like they used to. this is clearly because today’s generation is directionless and without ambition

you’re telling me i have to be social on this media? 🤨