In 1984, MI6 obtained genetic material from all four of the Beatles. After discarding Ringo's, their DNA was used to make England's most handsome man. All of which was an attempt to produce an adequate 007 successor for Connery. Little did MI6 know they had accidentally invented Paul Hollywood.

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Alright, kids, listen up. If you're gonna steal booze, just do what we always did. Drill a hole through the wall of the liquor store where they keep the good stuff and drink whatever comes out.

When in doubt, pass out!

1. Harry Potter Finds a Rock 2. Harry Potter Finds the Basement 3. Harry Potter Goes to Jail 4. Harry Potter Goes to the Olympics 5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 6. Harry Potter in High Noon at Mega Mountain 7. Harry Potter Scared Stupid 8. Harry Potter and the Return of the King

My favorite audio book is Cardi B's WAP, as read by Ben Shapiro.

Open that binder and RELEASE THOSE FILES!

That's why they call me "Floor Cookies"

Babe, you didn't even finish your Ecto Cooler.

Charo is my spirit animal.

What the hell is Peach doing with all those power stars anyway?

A moth just flew out of my seltzer water. Still drinkin' it.

Schrödinger's Epstein files

How do you get cat vomit off of a Rembrandt?

My air conditioner just shut off on its own. Set it to power saver, but it's still creepy in here.

Breakfast? For dinner? Are you outta your - sheesh! Breakfast for dinner. I can't begin to - wow. Breakfast for dinner? Breakfast for din - who even?

Uh, dirrty (dirrty) Filthy (filthy...) Nasty Christina, you nasty (yeah) Too dirrty to clean my act up If you ain't dirrty You ain't here to party (woo!)

Good mornin'! #cats #caturday #catsky #catsofBluesky

They call it a Veyronimus Rex. A cross between a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a 2011 Bugatti Veyron. It's unstoppable.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Some people taste good, some people taste bad, but we're all gonna get eaten.

Doorway_01 #photography #Boston #streetphotography

Baby, baby, baby When you touch me like this *castanets* And when you hold me like that *castanets* It was gone with the wind, but it's all coming back to me

Cross #photography #Boston #streetphotography #tagging #graffiti #streetart

Watching foreign films all day today, bay-bay!

God, I'm so depressed. I was looking forward to this for years, spent thousands of dollars, and trained rigorously, only for some idiot to go and spoil the ending to Mario Kart World.

Downtown_04 #photography #Boston #streetphotography

Sunset Reflection #photography #sunset #streetphotography #Boston

I still think about Jeeves sometimes. There was so much I wanted to tell him. So much I wanted to ask.

I wish I could buy my own skeleton. I'd pay good money for it.

The walls are closing in. And that's great! I could really use a hug.

Mary & Daisy [RJ&AB_ALT] by Thomas J. Padden (2015) #digitalart #animation #illustration #RJ&AB #pride

Imprint #photography #streetphotography

Been practicing my death drop! I'll let you know when I'm back from the hospital! 🕺😊🏥

Posting #photography #streetphotography

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to-" said the priest as his glock fell out of its secret hiding place. "Ooops! Wrong bible!"

Hitting the haute couture runway in my finest Spiderman zentai

I'm worried about my cat's screen-time #cats #caturday #catsky #catsofBluesky

Parking in Driveway #photography #Boston #streetphotography

When you get old. Like me. The crows find you. They land on your windowsills, peck at yer panes, and gesture conspicuously towards their Timex™ wristwatches. Clock's a' tickin', bucko.

Tower #photography #Boston #streetphotography

Gosling_02 #photography #Boston #streetphotography #wildlife

"You cannot follow both Christ and the cruelty of Bowser."

I'm lookin' for the kind of therapist who's sturdy enough to cradle me in their arms while singing this song: youtu.be/EYGGd2NKwtI?...

MIDNIGHT!

Down #photography #Boston #streetphotography

How I arrived on Bluesky

I wanna play your legs like a guitar. No, I'm not a musician, but I have seen the film August Rush. *proceeds to smack thighs*

Gosh darn it, I just wanna make love in this club. 😔

Hydrangea #photography #Boston #streetphotography #bloomscrolling