Video: Adam Lambert Celebrates His Birthday at CABARET AT THE KIT KAT CLUB

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The story behind RFK Jr. in Samoa's measles crisis has never been reported. He wasn't there to spread misinformation about vaccines (though he did). He wanted to study a "natural experiment" of unvaccinated kids. “I can’t imagine anything less ethical or more cruel.” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

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Snoop Dog sold out To the 🍊🤡 Taylor Swift has more street cred than a rapper 👊 Go figure #BlueArmy #Swiftie #BlueCrew

Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people

We don’t believe in saying Happy Holidays here. In this house we say “Yippee kiyay, motherfucker.”

A publicly funded USPS gets your letter delivered. A privatized USPS gets your data delivered directly to an ad agency.

are they escorting him to the launch pad for a new gemini mission

Just popped over to truth social to do the work

Narrator: She made this up.

Everyone in this picture would be able to walk if the polio vaccine had existed in time for them.

The one on the upper right is pizza, not sure what the other three are supposed to be.

From Musk, Thiel, Trump Jr, RFK Jr, Yarvin, Dugin, and Peterson they aren't just billionaires and regressive mouthpieces but drug addicts too.

Seeing someone use “woke” as a derrogatory descriptor is useful in that it lets me know I don’t need to take whatever they say next seriously.

Cabaret!!!

Do you have any idea how badly you have to fuck up a website to get a band that relies on social media to sell tickets to our little shows and stuff to nuke an account where we had 160k followers

Back in 2015 the Media produced this gem. The quality has only fallen since.

George Orwell, the author of 1984, reading 2024.

The Trump-Vance embrace of Daniel Penny isn't just about "law and order" — it's white identity politics. A defense of a racial hierarchy where Penny can kill a Black man on a train and face no consequences. They're reminding us they want to preserve this status quo.

Some dumb MAGA recorded and posted this like he found some triggered lib on the street….not realizing he got brutally schooled 🔥

It’s a service, not a business. It’s not supposed to make a profit. And ending it would screw over red state rural areas the most. Hell, even private delivery services like UPS often rely on the post office to carry out the final leg of some deliveries there.

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Bakers always say the secret ingredient is love, but I’m pretty sure it’s butter.

Shout-out to everyone keeping me out of schools. I don't want to be there either.

I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine

Nancy Mace lied about being assaulted. I keep saying this but she still hasn't sued me for defamation.

It was all lies, complete bullshit. James Comer’s ‘whistleblower’ pleads guilty to lying about the $10M Biden bribery payments to Joe and Hunter Biden. nypost.com/2024/12/12/u...

Lots of psychopaths pretending to be autistic these days.

The older I get, the more I suspect that Instagram was invented by plastic surgeons.

Nothing to see here, folks. No special favors to anyone we know.

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imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

Easily the best description of him I’ve ever read.

I wish this were true so my 4 time boosted ass could just walk right up next to an anti-vaxxer and cause them serious pain and discomfort. Its like being an X-Men.

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOX NEWS AIRED A LUIGI FANCAM WITH A RENAI CIRCULATION ENGLISH COVER 😭

Canadian MP Charlie Angus just sounded off on Trump. "So yes, they are our neighbors, but we've stood up to them. We're in a different situation with Trump, a convicted predator, who's seriously undermining the democratic process in the US. And he thinks he can just push us around. He insults us."

The average lifespan was 35 and 50% of people died before they were 2. Is what they did.

All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav

If Canadians are threatening us already like this it’s going to be a long four years.

I want to clarify something for legal purposes. I don’t in fact know if Stephen Miller is a vampire or not. He looks, acts, and talks like one but I don’t in fact know if he drinks blood or will die in direct sunlight. It’s just my opinion that he’s a blood sucking monster.

It’s been 35 days and my heart is still broken. I will never understand how so many could be so easily duped. I miss the joy. I miss the laughter. I miss the music. I miss the hope. I miss Tim Walz’ dad-isms.

Can we stop framing Elon Musk as a ‘genius’?