Maybe we could get together people to start feeding “vaccines are the answer!” into AI. It can be like in Idiocracy when Not Sure ‘asked the plants’ and they told him that they wanted water and not Brando.

So I do think AI could be a good tool in specific circumstances. My main concern is how people are talking about this as an inevitability. I am in a lot of conference sessions about AI and the entire platform seems to be “resistance is futile.” That is always a concern to me.

nobody wants your fucking ai

“Consensual encounter.” 16 year old. Teacher. (But not HER teacher, as though that makes it ok!)

I truly find this so upsetting. Animal videos were a small delight out of the hellscape that is this unpredictable life, and now I’ll be halfway through one and realized it’s AI and it’s just so crushing.

[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.] THIRD SENATOR Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files As full as thy report?

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

I am eight years older than this man. EIGHT FULL YEARS. And while I definitely think I look my age, I don’t look 20 years older than it. Hate definitely ages you.

This needs to be the response EVERY SINGLE TIME for every single ridiculous person that this administration has put into any kind of power or takes any kind of advice from.

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"

Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.” Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates

Good news for today, at least…

I feel far too young to be this exhausted.

This time Russell really really means it, you guys! If regular evangelicals don't get the message he's going to wag his finger even harder

Keep up the good work, ladies! I do wonder what women did to spaghettios, though…that’s quite a specific complaint.

Yeah the problem is not "AI can do your social job" The issue is more "Your boss is convinced that AI can do your social job, whether or not it can."

Maritime law required it. I will not be taking questions.

Update: The rumors were true, and it appears that jobs are safe, which is good, but I went and looked at the company’s GlassDoor reviews and they had a 34% “would recommend to a friend” rating, with the lack of work, life balance, and the crushing amount of hours being cited the most. Great.

The number of people who do not understand that many people who are on various forms of government assistance work FULL TIME is mind blowing to me.

Fairly substantiated-but-still-unconfirmed rumors are flying that my husband’s company is going to be sold to another company. Or maybe a merger? Unclear. Whatever, but is it too much to ask for one year of stability? Just one year?😭

I ate an irresponsible amount of hot wings for lunch. Mmmmmm. #WorthIt

Phew managed to make it another day without getting a nazi tattoo. It’s hard out here. Just nazi tattoos roaming the streets attaching themselves to people. Stay woke

All of the Clinton-era conservative pearl clutching about the sanctity of the White House and the Democrats’ disrespect seems like it’s from another world now. There was a whole scandal because Al Gore made fundraising calls from inside the building. They investigated the Clintons’ cat!

I’m having cravings for 90s era Subway sandwiches. If anyone has a time machine, hmu.

I’m thinking of my male friends growing up and I can’t think of a single one of them who had a “Nazi phase.” Is this really a thing?

I’m mostly impressed that there was any trust there to lose in the first place.

I’m having one of those days where I’m very stressed out because of the things that I need to do, and the cure for all the stress is to do the things, but I’m too stressed to do the things! Aghhhhh.

Today I learned how horrifyingly expensive club travel sports are.

…are they following me around?

me, reading the extremely unsurprising news that trump did not get the nobel

You know it when you see it.

when they said there'd be bread and circuses, they should have specified that the bread would cost 200% more than it did four years ago and the circuses are only available on your least favourite streaming network for $19.99/month

I know Hegseth wants to be taken seriously, but it’s hard when he posts like a 13-year-old boy about to jump on Call of Duty.

My pregnant neighbor took Tylenol and all the chickens in our village layed only small flavorless onions instead of eggs for seven cycles of the moon.

I saw a post on another platform about clothes that you no longer see often and from this list I can say… pantyhose can die in a fire, but I really do miss slips. You can still find them, but it’s not that easy, especially if you don’t want polyester.

Back in 1999, I definitely anticipated that the guy from the fucking Man Show would go on to become a flashpoint in...the future of democracy in America?

Honestly, vaccines are a modern miracle. Get them so you can skip feeling awful

It starts small. youtu.be/ZdGLJly6P7c?...

So…just become Republican? Or what? What is the goal here?

Picard engineering tip: Maintenance of existing systems is just as important as building new capabilities.

The Luddites’ stance makes more and more sense each passing day

Hank Green getting eaten alive by the knitting community was not on my 2025 Bingo Card lmao

"Accidentally"

We are saying goodbye to our sweet Bessie tomorrow and I am so, so sad. It is the right decision, but it does not make it easier.

RFK Jr is a barely sentient walking gas station hot dog. I’m so annoyed at this timeline right now

Awwwww

I know that Gone With The Wind is a problematic text, but every time I hear someone pontificating on how the tariffs are going to make America great by forcing us to buy American, I think of this speech that Rhett Butler gave to a room full of confederates who were excited to go to war.

Update on dog: Liver not good, but not so bad that decisions need to be made right away. I am glad to have a little more time with my sweet girl.

Teams you bullshit fucking piece of shit assware When you get to hell, you tell the devil I sent you