Not a bad take.

I learned a sandwich fact!

I’m…did they actually eat children, or is this hyperbole or a reference to something else? I’m late to the news, but I am seeing interesting/horrifying things on social media. Do we really have to add cannibalism to this dumpster fire?

You don’t understand. Cryptocurrency is the future. All it will take is everyone agreeing to this and if that doesn’t happen? Okay hold on

In today’s Men News…

Just heated up a can of corn with butter and a ton of freshly grated Parmesan cheese for lunch and damn that was the best lunch I’ve had in a while. Canned vegetables are so underrated.

Abolish and prosecute ICE

Everyone is freaking out over Peter Attia being on the list and I’ve literally never heard of him? The stuff I googled did not really help that much. Why is he super famous? A longevity book? It is disgusting that he is on that list, but the meltdown my timeline seems to be having seems weird.

The Matrix (1999) Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski #oneperfectshot 📽️

Oh noes, the American gestapo has sad feels!

you guys literally voted three days ago to fund the people who executed him.

Apparently an evergreen post.

Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing

Chatted with an older lady today who told me her secret to her youthful good looks was cigarettes and alcohol. 😂 I love my wise elder sisters!

Not every Simpsons prediction was dead-on, but some are still pretty close.

Catchy tune that I’m posting today for no reason. Just a catchy tune.

no one: the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage

Scott Adams died today, and I’m yet again reminded that we should all try to live our lives in such a way that people don’t celebrate your death. Basically the opposite of what Scott Adams did.

I’ve been trying to do work tasks all day and I’m just staring at my computer. I don’t really understand how we’re supposed to just keep going on like things are normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR OKAY.

Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.

So much of the ICE argument is about protecting women and children from evil criminal immigrants, which apparently means shooting women in the face and then calling them a “fucking bitch” and dragging women out out of cars. *deep drag of cigarette* I feel so protected! 🙄

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The Encyclical:

I wish he withdrew just excommunicate him already. JFC.

With the GoFundMe for Renee Good funded more than 30x over ($1.5 mil versus $50k goal) going around… Please consider donating for Keith Porter’s funeral expenses. He was recently murdered by an off-duty ICE agent. His GFM is at $36k out of $45k goal. gofund.me/43740492d

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason

The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil. The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

I’m sorry, he kidnapped the president of Venezuela?

I got a Chinese massage today and nearly died during it, but I feel so good now. I got the lightest pressure and want to meet the incredible people who choose the hardest pressure. I get deep tissue massage usually - this was a wholeeee different game.

My Mom said that I “must be excited to be going back to work on Monday” and while I actually do like my job, no, no I am not. I’d never go back if it were not financially necessary.

And when pantyhose get to hell, they can tell the devil that I sent them. Byeeeeee!

Who is training sales people to bang on the door and ring the bell numerous times? I never go to the door anyway, but that makes me want to *extra* not answer the door. What response do they expect? An angry sounding man aggressively banging on my door? Where do I sign up for your service?

The Grinch in "Silence of The Lambs": Lecter: First principles, Clarice: simplicity. Read Marcus Aurelius, “Of each particular thing, ask: What is it in itself? What is its nature?” What does he do, this grinch you seek? Clarice: He steals Christmas. Lecter: No, that is incidental!

I’m seeing a specialist soon because of my Hashimoto’s is being a crank, and for funsies, I decided to feed in my lab work to two separate AI engines. I prompted it to think like a medical student and advise the patient based on this lab work and these other symptoms.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

Feverishly working on this

I used to do this every year. I stopped in 2021, but I really should restart. My 2020 word was “abundance,” which was kind of hilarious but also helpful in that weird year.

I am an introvert, so all hanging out is prescription strength, but I love my friends so much!

I’m going to make this more inclusive and say pho OR other soup of choice, but I do need both parties to explain why they are too cowardly to run on the “soup on cold days” platform. We used to be a country.

A general thought/note to retailers who are moving their plus size lines to online only: If my body is not good enough for your store, then my money is not good enough for your website.

Giving the world Dinesh D'Souza and Laura Ingraham is no longer the worst thing Dartmouth has ever done.

WTF!?!?? Trans! 👏🏻Women! 👏🏻 Are! 👏🏻 Women! 👏🏻 👏🏻

Whenever ICE kidnaps a child an Amber alert should be immediately issued!

Take A Dump At Target, For The People. This is a campaign I could get behind! (Pun not intended.)

OK, I loved Target because as a white lady I was required to, but I have not been there in at least a year. Their efforts to win us back are becoming increasingly comical and dystopian.

Thanksgiving was lovely but like every time we have a break from work, my husband and I both crashed so hard that we wonder if we’re just exhausted by life or if we have some sort of medical condition/s that we should be looking into.