just passed Joe Pera outside Porto’s AMA

every time you let a LADWP truck cut you off they should give you $100 off your bill

Do thou, too, remain warm among ice.

This is the ideal vehicle form. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is a refreshing can of Coke Zero

If you told me a year ago that I would care more about baseball than halloween I woulda called you a stupid piece of shit

ladies who love GBV representation … you love to see it. there are DOZENS of us!!

listening to the dodgers game on my sirius xm radio driving home from work. didn’t know I had this level of dad in me

would be interested to know people’s pre-tariff bulk buys. just panicked and bought 8 japanese mascaras

wake up babe new brad dropped

A power fantasy I have kind of often is “I open a small retail or food business specifically so I can enforce basic social norms on narcissistic patrons”

closest I’ve seen to a riot in L.A. is when Suarez hit Ohtani with that pitch tonight

My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"

RIP big dog

idk why it feels so shameful to make eye contact w someone sitting in the restaurant while I’m in the drive thru. we’re eating the same thing!! I just have places to be

Thirty years ago today, the New Orleans-based alternative rock band Better than Ezra released its hit single “Good,” marking the first-ever Good Friday, which has now grown into a major holiday celebrated throughout the world.

Thinking about Lonesome Dove again

Kim Mulkey doing a mean cover of (Hey Baby) Què Pasò while I enjoy my Arroz Con Pollo

Quince Mountain made it to Nome with Pepé in lead. the first good news I’ve received in perhaps years

I am passionate about guava

🗣️ GRAND CANYON

tacodeli doñaheads know. once drank a sizable cup of it

congratulations fellow Howard W. Blake High School Yellowjacket Doechii on your well-deserved win

I think this literally three times a week

I bet it would feel so good to have a big cat gently step on your face. like a lynx or a panther

real Eve Babitz hours out there folks!

love a school st./main st./bank st./river st./church st. combo. Vermonters the most practical humans ever to walk the face of the earth

I literally have the hot girl nose piercing trifecta, how dare you

my favorite Willie Nelson song is “Wither on the Vine” by Nick Lowe

🎶 i don’t wanna work / i just wanna read Lonesome Dove all day 🎶

I once ate so many candy cane tootsie roll pops at the bingo hall that I cut up my tongue on the weird sharp ridges and my mouth bled

Scrolling through a list of romance tropes that fans use to tag novels, and it's wild how many of these apply to Moby-Dick. Friends to lovers Enemies to lovers Forced Proximity Second Chance Opposites Attract Office romance Grump and Sunshine Fish Out of Water Bad Boy

thinking of my friend who was sexually imprinted by seven brides for seven brothers at a young age … it messed her up so bad she don’t believe in the moon landing

yes Dylan from bake-off is hot but how quickly y’all forgot Chigs … a man so naturally attractive that he instinctively winks at any interlocutor

since starting perfume classes I always want to ask my lyft driver dudes what cologne they’re wearing but this is a very high-risk, low-reward maneuver

some days you wake up and just need to hear the Stampeders’ 1971 hit “Sweet City Woman”

Have discovered that my husband, when left to his own devices, uses the same kind of soap in both kitchen and bathroom

surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise

can any Bennington people confirm which house VF Vincenzo lived in? was it stokes

got this scam run on me once by a cat named Yum Yum

I would never, ever want to be a celebrity. imagine leaving yourself vulnerable to @hunterh.bsky.social saying something like this abt you. bone-chilling

in LA the bbq places charge you extra for lean brisket. opposite world shit

Happy Halloween neighbors, hope you want to listen to all the Louvin Brothers songs abt the devil