I would like to now scream until I shit myself to death and/or become the joker

someone in my gw2 guild pointed out that guild wars 1, 2, and 3 will all be active and updating at the same time

what year is it

I...okay.

gw3, sf6 tifa, and gundam, and i still don't know what event these announcements are from

WHAT

I'm not watching whatever's happening, my brother just texted me about gw3, is there anything else i should know

I'm gonna be *so* obnoxious when this comes out

oh shittttt playable kodan in gw3?? I'm so excited for the stupid gay bear jokes

futari wa pretty Brian

new thread for the Castlevania: Nocturne rewatch maybe I'll come up with a Castlevania tag. #castshovania, maybe?

i’m rarely upset by celebrity deaths but, yeah, this one hurts. vanishingly few shows or films were more formative for me. and giles was obviously right.

(mom trying to remember the phrase "it's not all sunshine and rainbows!") Mom: it's not all...candy canes and robots! Me:.... you're right. It's not.

It sounds crazy, but I guess when somebody tells you their only mistake was a Nazi tattoo, its possible they actually made a series of other mistakes that did not happen to produce a Nazi tattoo.

i literally just wanted to own a two bedroom home in a walkable neighborhood where i can have three cats and a dog and wear nice outfits to go feed pigeons and now society is about to collapse

tfw the fanfic writer has clearly never been on an especially far flight and writes a direct flight from Japan to "Britain" with no middle seats

PRIDE after 40

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Actually “fool of a Took” is the past tense, if you want to make it present tense accusatory it should be “fale of a Take”

“McNamara did not answer questions about what type of medical data is being provided to the federal health department or whether patients’ identifying information is removed.” www.cnn.com/2026/06/04/h...

had never seen this one and it's killing me

My campaign promise to you is if the crime is funny then it's legal to do it

I kinda hate it when a story is created with a character who is explicitly fat and then when people talk about them they're not willing to call them fat or include fat as part of what makes them awesome. "I wouldn't say she's fat, she kicks ass!" Treating it like a slur MEANS you think it's bad.

It’s also Out of Touch Thursday, but you know what’s not out of touch? The CPSC with your weekly recalls and product safety warnings.

"It’s unfortunate that almost none of the people behind these accounts know very much about the ancient world." Unfortunately, ignorance is not the only thing wrong with them. @bretdevereaux.bsky.social on Elon Musk's X and the fascist statue accounts: www.thebulwark.com/p/why-stone-...

feelin' like my life is a dead end

WE USED TO BE A REAL COUNTRY A COUNTRY WHERE A MAN COULD SPEND YEARS OF HIS LIFE AND TWO MILLION DOLLARS AFTER SEEING A GRIMLOCK TOY TO MAKE A REAL LIFE TRANSFORMING DINOSAUR MECH THAT EATS CARS AT MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AI? WEARABLES? A FOOL'S LEGACY THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR CAR CRUSHING DINOSAURS

Terrible news to wake up to. What a loss.

This is real btw

Met a young person who can't find a job bc of AI. His elderly mom is sick and needs home care. He drives Uber to pay rent, but is barely getting by. I told him the White House pool is going to be longer than US skyscrapers and he burst out crying. "Thank you sir," he said, "I needed that."

"Help! I'm an East Asian Studies Major, But Was Transmigrated to 8th Century Europe Instead of Tang China or Heian Japan and I Know Nothing Useful About the Lanuages and History of This Region at This Time!"

And of course to THEM 🏳️‍🌈

you can learn so much about people's worldview and political beliefs by just knowing whether or not they googled "Jayne Mansfield" today.

CYCLE OF HATE and then the pic is this

Love a Wikipedia entry with comic timing

I finally got some more good ocean fabric, so decided to make this quote for the second time! The bottom is lined with scavaged and cleaned gar teeth. ko-fi.com/i/IU6U81ZGBCA

i must have the Pride Wings i could dye them *so* many flags

Good morning!!

more pokemon 👾 #art #pokemon

Listen up designers: Girls crave them big pockets

*sees a $10M home on Instagram with $5M interior decor* me: oooh i love simple, cozy places

it's pride month. taco bell should be free for trans women.

Assistant weatherman. 📹 henshu_yamami

my high school Japanese teacher Mrs. Grove made a lot of missteps, but she drilled into us early the importance of stroke order early, and that has honestly made such an impact on both my Japanese handwriting and my ability to look up kanji by stroke number and/or radical.

arrest this man.

Do you ever find notes you’ve written to yourself but you have no context