I see you, Ohio plates ksn 8008

One: (slang term for gun) Two: like, a glizzy? One: two, that's a hot dog.

Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world

Various states of my face and hair. I'm practicing wearing makeup for those times that I'll need to wear makeup, and playing around with my haircut and a straightener.

Oh my God I need to get a really good kiss goddamn Like just a full on middle school make out session

[ERROR: NO SOULMATE]

vapor transmission is better than candyass

Given dick cheney died from pneumonia id like to imagine he died feeling like he was being waterboarded.

The lake needs to eat just like all living things and it's hungriest in the spring I Love Pup The Band

Fun way to find out

Hahaha I have put up with some really mediocre music to endear myself to musicians, and in this specific instance I didn't even get anywhere 🤣

Teen Vogue was doing the work. Wherever these journalists end up, support them.

One: you're like a secret ride or die person for your friends, aren't you Two: yeah basically (It's not a secret)

Bugonia was great. Solid. Would buy.

I heard the same story about this guy's sister's yarn craft storefront for the third time. I just wanna buy the yarn man, IDGAF about your sister or her stuff she sells. I make my own.

"I lean more repub..." lol I'm not telling you my views get out of my office

Just screaming, "Taylor Swift is a white supremacist," every time I hear about her or her music.

I might never listen to alkaline trio again

Oh man did you call me? Unsolicited? Whoo boy you are lucky I'm at work so I didn't just light into your ass about bothering me. Didn't even check that you were talking to me before you told me wrong numbers about my debt.

One: eww it smells like vinegar in here. Two: (boss) is cleaning the coffee pot. One: it smells disgusting. Three: what do you do when your wife douches? Two: (laughing hysterically) Three: don't call HR on me.

This entire thread is 🧑‍🍳🤌

New toilet seat just dropped 💪

One of the Barnes and Noble employees was on a fuckin quest to find me the new Philip Pullman book. They had holds that weren't stocked even. Whoopsies! I'm going back to Jordan college once I finish the abhorsen trilogy.

I've had better naan, but the restaurant was so bright and colorful! Someone at the theater was giggling at the movie? But it was beautiful, and sad. I saw someone post about how we got amazing Frankenstein and Dracula movies. They're right. Gonna buy physical copies so I can watch em whenever.

I'm so ready to demolish some Indian food and stink up the theater with my farts. My date is really excited, too. It's me. I'm taking myself out to the movies haha 😅 The restaurant was recommended by a coworker, so I'm hoping it's delicious.

Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull” First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided. With me so far? 1/x

Ready for this long ass day to be over.

White leftists need to be significantly louder calling out white supremacists in their spaces.

Fucking. Finally.

Happy Thursday! I never could get the hang of Thursdays

Getting Indian food and going to see #frankenstein on Saturday, because @realgdt.bsky.social directed it and how could I not?!

they'd rather hang out with nazis than be yelled at by leftists

If it’s playing in your area do not miss the chance to see this in a theater, it is a beautiful personal brilliant phantasmagoria. You heard me. I used the PH word.

[hospital] SURGEON: [lowers mask] I'm sorry, we were unable to separate the art from the artist ME: are they S: yes, they’re still an asshole

I had to order this CD from eBay because my library only has a digital copy. Thanks again @rj.dcellgames.com for posting about pendulum! You're great and I'll see your Bandcamp on the next Bandcamp Friday hahaha ❤️

I just moved some stuff around and thought to look up when the book of dust vol 3 is coming out. This week. Impeccable timing, I must say.

Me: I've been holding these farts in since the bridge. Bro: I totally would have farted. Me: dude I was in front, I'm not going to fart and cropdust y'all Bro: I would have. Just ask yourself if I would do it. If I would, go ahead! My brother and I are certainly two people

I found my stash of coloring books.

Err, you already know this if you read my Instagram bio(s) but my marriage is going to be dissolved. Sometime soonish, I will file, and here's hoping I don't have to refinance my house. Waiting until I have worked long enough at the new job that the mortgage folks aren't skittish about me paying.

By all means fuckin spam press the goddamn digital doorbell and just keep pressing it instead of calling the people that are at home that can't hear it or drop me a text. Fuck. Goddamn. Idiot. Die already.

I told some people at work how old I am and got that "what the fuck no way" reaction. Hell yeah Feels good man

Even sex is more expensive now. Damn you trump

Shrinkflation has hit the condom industry: 10 condoms per box instead of 12, for the same price

I can't prove anything but I believe RFKjr did the Chicago Tylenol murders in 1982

Constantine

Wish me luck and bless this mess 🤷

Portland right now.

Sundays are made for chores and books. Reading Lirael and folding clothes. Stopping every once in a while for a little splash of serotonin ala some eyeliner 😂

Tickets for #rushfiftysomething start at $613 a pop for my presale access. I'll check again tomorrow but whoo boy it is not looking good. Mad props to bands like @puptheband.bsky.social who had LOW INCOME TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR FOLKS TO SEE THEM