Save me sexy weather witch.

WHAT

😞

So everyone who isn't specifically a Golden Knights fan knows they're the villain, so that opening was about English colonizers trying to find an indigenous sexy weather witch. Cool

According to the Golden Knights, Carolina is a hot goth lady. #SoundTheSiren

This goes hard

#LetsGoCanes #SoundTheSiren #CarolinaHurricanes

YOU DID IT JARVIS

NHL getting 7 trillion calls from gamblers in Vegas right now.

Thank fucking god.

Well this is some dogshit play all around.

youtu.be/2b2wXnO7kyg?... #LetsGoCanes #SoundTheSiren

Soon: “I’m Scott Baio.” “I’m Patricia Heaton.” “I’m Kevin Sorbo.” “I’m Roseanne Barr.” “I’m Andrew Tate. Those stories, plus Tony Hinchcliffe, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves

I am wearing my ghost undies.

It's crazy to remember that just two seasons ago Jalen Chatfield was battling Tony DeAngelo for ice time in that sixth D man spot while occasionally being the healthy scratch. Now here we are in 2026 and he's consistently one of the best defensemen on the ice

I’m learning so many new techniques in this game. Did you know you can just sit on the puck, even if you aren’t the goalie? #LetsGoCanes

Seeing Ghosts! #LetsGoCanes

Carolina #5, 2 minute minor for tickling and saying “nana nana boo boo.” #SoundTheSiren

Missed high stick. #SoundTheSiren #FireTheRefs

#Canes Please win. I’ve had such a crappy day.

If I ever ran for an office, my platform would basically be this: Isn’t life hard enough without politicians and corporations always fucking you over, too?

Nathan hasn't sent me a hype train to post so im taking matters into my own hands *clears throat* RAIN DAY GAME DAY. RISE AND SHINE MOTHERFUCKERS. ONLY FRENCH WE LIKE ROUND THESE PARTS IS KISSING AND FRIES. FUCK THE HABS. GO CANES. BLEEDING RED, WHITE, AND BLACK TODAY. GET YOUR BODIES READDDYYY.

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Maybe this is karma for charging $70 for parking.

Montreal gets the #WalterCup so they don’t need any more wins in the NHL this season.

Next you’re going to tell me conversion therapy doesn’t work. www.wfla.com/news/florida...

I know we’re in Michigan, but c’mon Meijer. That watermelon looks like ass.

Could this game be going any worse for Buffalo?

I lost my dad ten years ago today.

An extremely courageous person who meant a lot to so many people.

Surely they've suffered enough?

The #Canes are 15-1-1 since March 31. During those games, they've outscored their opponents 62-33.

Incels love two things: Being furious nobody wants to have kids with them and making sure nobody ever can ever have kids with them.

Ah, you think overtime is your ally? I was born in it; molded by it. I didn’t light the lamp until I was already a man and it was nothing to me but series clinching! #SoundTheSiren

Oh boy, bullshit penalties are back. #SoundTheSiren

Great seeing goals from the rest of the team. Let’s build off of that. #SoundTheSiren

The back of that guy’s jersey says “Bump” so that’s what Walker did. #SoundTheSiren

Heads up play by Slavin. #SoundTheSiren

Logan Spankoven

Stankoven was pushed. #SoundTheSiren

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.

I haven’t seen a hold that soft since I was an infant. #SoundTheSiren

Some of y'all need to let your cousins, aunt, co-worker etc know that if they voted for trump/are a racist piece or shit...they cannot participate in Cinco de mayo on Tuesday. No margaritas for them, no cheese dip, no tacos.

Flyers already executing Game 4 Sens’ strategy. #SoundTheSiren

“This isn’t even my full power.” #CarolinaCulture #LetsGoCanes

Happy 500 Games @wademinter.com !!! #CarolinaCulture #LetsGoCanes #WinForWade

When you make the canes email that went out this morning. #letsgocanes #nhlplayoffs