Started reading Dungeon Crawler Carl last night and got to the second floor. It's fun! I can see what all the hype is about. I think my favorite running gag is that the AI has a foot fetish.

Kennedy curse, you have one fucking job

Rod is here to kick ass and chew gum. And he's all out of ass.

Hart doesn't deserve the 3rd best Batman on his helmet

Slavin deflected that like it was a pride jersey coming at him

Raleigh looking at NYC like

Started playing The Darkest Files with @skellyton27.bsky.social and it's a really good game. You're a prosecutor in Germany looking at old Nazi crimes that weren't tried and reopening them. It's the gritty noir based-on-real-crimes Phoenix Wright game I didn't know I wanted.

I'm so glad the Canes won last night because if I had missed THIS for a loss....

GUYS I'm watching my friends discover the Dutch language in real time this is so much fun

I love Bussi

Noted.

Ah, best 3 words in all of hockey - "Carolina challenges goal"

Wait why do the Golden Knights sound a siren? I don't think those really overlap with medieval times.

So everyone who isn't specifically a Golden Knights fan knows they're the villain, so that opening was about English colonizers trying to find an indigenous sexy weather witch. Cool

I caught a whiff of D&D discourse today, so I'm going to shout out my current favorite RPG, Spire. It's honestly been a fantastic release these last several years, guiding my ragtag group of resistance fighters against cartoonishly evil fascists in a world that's completely insane.

MY LARGE ADULT FROZEN CUSTARD WITH THE WIN

Very funny that I just got an email that started Dear <deadname>, Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈 Tbf, this is from a group I didn't know I was still on an email list for and I haven't interacted with since well before my transition. It's just very funny.

Ok - tonight's gameplan is NO SOUVENIR CONTAINERS OF ANY KIND. beerskate - lost to the Habs Jarvy cup from Goodberry's - lost to Vegas

The difference between being upset about sports and being upset about the death of America is I can do something about sports, like wear a different shirt to watch next game.

Ugh, I hate hockey so much...

Oh no. I yelled "shoot it!" at my TV...

I will lay off Adam Lee Decker* if ABC stops with the WWE CGI graphics shit. *Until next season

It says something about me that the d12 is the most satisfying die and liquid core/eyeball is the best design.

My NYT opinion column is getting a lot of questions answered by my NTY opinion column

I need a supercut of Lio Rush talking to himself because I haven't been able to catch most of it

Put on an old Mystery Wrestling (3) and they mentioned Better Than You Bay Bay and now I'm sad

It's been so long...

WOW mic'ing up Rod is a bold choice. I hope the refs don't have access to that....

More than anything, the Habs remind me of the Canes from what I am going to insist was only a few years ago - this is a very good team that will be an absolute powerhouse in a few years with some more experience. I'd put my money on them to break the Canadian cupless streak.

Lol, the make-up call that nobody will be happy about

I'm not going to say if it was wrong or right, but I am going to say "too many men" because this happens in both directions.

Habs fans about to be unbearable about that call...

I enjoy London Lightning and his small package

LOL at getting quotes for home reno work where they can knock $80k off the cost just for saying yes today instead of tomorrow since you told them once you weren't giving an answer today.

I hate that this is true, but it's very true.

You know, I've never been to Vegas but it seems fun...

I'm screaming. I want so bad for the Blackheart to run like a horrible infection through the locker room, like the black mist should have but never really did, TK, you coward.

Wait... The USMNT has a good kit? I didn't know American teams were allowed that...

Oh right, we're trying to embarrass Canada...

OMG the Allie Katch on Dynamite???? Ugh, why am I not watching....

Oh no, I've regressed entirely into the Letterkenny hockey players in the family chat

If Adam Lee Decker has no haters, I am dead. And most of my friends, family, acquaintances...

Oh look, Canada's anthem guy is singing circles around ours, and it sounds like he doesn't even speak English. (But at least he knows what tempo and notes are)

I do not understand this "walk in a torch" thing. (For my followers, I'm watching hockey instead of wrestling tonight, as much as I want to see the fallout from DoN)

Wait shit that Stat/Shida lights out street fight is during Game 4. Fuck. What do I do?????

I mean this as a criticism of the 'Maniazation of All In. That is, making one annual show the One Where All The Stuff Happens

Hm. AEW Announced a new entirely inconsequential PPV since it happens between now and All In? 🆗

I hope the Canes manage to stop gooning in Game 4 and actually finish.

Tonight is the first time they get to do the 10th warning flag, right?

Hockey is the greatest sport known to man