I still hold out hope that one day, someone with the #Canes will teach Adam Lee Decker how the national anthem actually goes.

Youngster Joey is finally Man Joey

To be clear, I much prefer Philly to win this series. I like that city, I've had some great friends from there. Pittsburgh sucks ass and I hate just having to drive through it.

Watching overtime hockey when I don't really care who wins is practically relaxing (slight preference for Pittsburgh to win this one before the Flyers take it, but 🤷‍♀️)

Ok, I like this "everyone now knows the trick to beating MJF is punch him in the nuts"

Looking back at MJF and Jet's rivalry is the second episode of Clerks TAS (which was a clip episode)

I have got to figure out a way to block more psychic damage... At least it's only a few more hours until my daughter gets home.

This is the Invisible Man spot I've always wanted to see, I was so happy they did it, Mystery Wrestling is solidified as my favorite promotion.

Yay Canes - that was a terrible game but at least everyone sucked. Now to go finally finish watching The Immortal Clusterfuck

I do not understand how that is not offsides? Like... wildly offsides?

Damn, this Ottawa PP looks like a Canes power play....

Just way too many men all over this hockey game...

Nothing makes me hate Canada like the Stanley Cup Playoffs (sorry, Canadian followers)

I like that Ciampa's just here to put over younger talent

I love this version of Lio Rush, I'm so glad we're getting Blackheart

Why do I keep watching unscripted sports when more wrestling is RIGHT THERE?

NHL Playoffs drinking game - drink every time the ads digitally placed on the boards are *not* for a gambling site

I fucking hate hockey so much

Call me Effy the way I'm FINE with this Canes game going into overtime

Oh we gonna have a proper fight tonight, huh?

Ah, I see we're getting into the "Svech takes dumb penalties" portion of the series already

Stanky is ON ONE tonight

It's really rude of us to keep making Canadians hear their anthem butchered by Adam Lee Decker. (Sorry, I'm hockey posting tonight)

AEW NEEDS MORE KISSING

Catching up on Big Gay Brunch, and @skellyton27.bsky.social has suggested that every year Effy needs to bring in a drag queen who is learning about wrestling for the first time. I agree, except it should be every wrestling show ever, not just Brunch.

Damn, this is actually brutal to watch...

HOLY SHIT FOLEY

Wrestling should make the 21 Ref Count a standard of retirement matches

I want to see The Invisible Man go through a door so badly...

The Invisible Man is a brutal opponent at the best of times, so I only have the utmost respect for Sandman taking him on in a retirement match.

This already feels like Joey Janela learned from last year's retirement match

YES Jack brought the bus to Spring Break!

Oof, unprotected head shots with chairs? I feel like we can be smarter than that in 2026

THE TURNBUCKLE BROKE AT SPRING BREAK??????

Ah, a perfect night - baby went to bed easily, ran my Mom's first TTRPG (Call of Cthulhu), and settling in to watch a little wrestling before bed.

I would only put Christian in goal if the puck's father is dead.

I mean, I don't necessarily have the best perspective, but I bet Thekla could make a lot of women swing the other way.

HECHICERO TOOK A HOSTAGE TO PREVENT MISTICO FROM JUMPING ON HIM

I can't find that Hechicero meme right now, but you know how it goes so just imagine that's what I skeeted.

Persephone is so cool...

Hey Darby - if you thought Everest was rough, you should check out K2.

Anyway, glad I skipped Dynamite since @skellyton27.bsky.social had other plans tonight, and I'm going to watch a bunch of indie stuff this weekend. Someone @ me when the AEW title is vacated due to Allin getting injured.

So... Is MJF injured or......

Happy start of Indie Wrestling Weekend to all who celebrate!

Wait people think Darby might win tonight? Guys, MJF is destroying all the heroes, he's going to be on top of everything, indisputably the greatest AEW Men's World Champion, and it's still going to feel hollow because what he actually wants is the love of the people.

The existence of "vibecession" indicates that "the economy" and its various indicators are nebulous concepts that do not actually reflect the buying power of a significant number of ordinary people, which is a problem.

So, despite the interview Wednesday where Doc Samson explained that none of this is how diverticulitis works, commentary still insists Kenny's guts could explode at any time. I DON'T KNOW WHO TO BELIEVE!

Time for the Exploding Kenny's Intestines Death Match (Ring ropes have been replaced with diverticulitis, and there's a running countdown to an unknown time where the whole ring will explode)

If they manage to rub Conner's nose in it and say "NO" during the match I will lose my shit