Part of me wants to scream and part of me is just exhausted with relief.

EEEEEEEEhlerssssss bayyybeeeeee

Hooray, we survived to overtime.

I can't count how many times we've missed the net. 🤦🏽

Two minute slashing minor for spearing a guy in the jewels with the blade end of the stick. Ok

EEEEEEEEhlers baybeeeeee he was due

Should have said this sooner, but love Brindy's decision to stick with Freddie. He was left out to dry in that first period. Let him stay in and give them a chance to come back and win if they get their 💩 together

I wish to god one of the networks would bring Darryl Sutter on, solely for the purpose of reacting to everyone else's series analysis after the first 20 minutes of play in the very first game

What a shitshow 20 minutes that was

Evidently TNT has provided us with the alternate universe ECF feed this evening

Good god. Where's our defense

Brindy gonna have words at first intermission

Putain!!!!

Merde 💩

Sacre bleu

Guess the NHL is sending a message by upholding the draft pick penalty to Vegas and the $100k fine to Torts. I get the fine, it's a behavioral history thing with Torts. Always has been, always will be, it's who he is. The draft pick penalty just seems a bit heavy IMO.

The Edmonton Oilers front office will never not make me laugh. 😂 Hire, fire, wash, rinse, repeat. Reminds me of a team from the 2010's decade that I follow closely 🫣

Super happy the Canes are 8-0, but I think we're not being entirely honest if we don't acknowledge that the real test begins now that they're outside of the Metro. But boy do they look like they're buzzing well.

Halfway there!!!

Ugggggh I hope that whiff by Jankowski doesn't come back to haunt the Canes. Can't miss those opportunities

Badaboom.

The penalties in this series, sheesh

Series almost over, here come the cheap shots

You can feel a full on line brawl or bench brawl slowly brewing in this one

Of course at least one of these were gonna go into OT, it's not like we're playing Ottawa or the Oilers here

This comment on fb left me dead

Interviews like this make me wonder how we live in a time where Charlie Sheen would be an upgrade as Health Secretary

Can we just send the New York Jets to the CFL?

Can someone help me figure out which portions of the Rose parade are pre recorded since it's pouring buckets here in SoCal today lol

All of the other NFL games wrapping up early on Fox and getting sent to watch Falcons and Jets like we're going to be riveted to our seats by this matchup. Thank god that shit didn't go to OT

"Go Pokes, and it will always suck to be a CSU Ram." - Josh Allen at his UWyo jersey retirement ceremony at halftime today in Laramie 😂😂😂

Bluesky app keeps logging me out for some unknown reason and I can never remember my password. I'm sure it's one of the 2000 different ones that Google has saved for me, I can't imagine why it's not right there on the top of my head

I'm working basically a third shift job now which makes it almost impossible for me to watch any hockey which means the Canes are probably winning the Cup this year

I had a flashback to a memory of being a kid visiting the banking data center my dad's second wife worked at in the 1970's. Rows and rows of giant towering machines that received data either via punch cards or a workstation. All the tech in that building probably fits on a single iPhone now

That Leafs energy rubbing off on everyone, sheesh

Watching Corey Perry light it up for the LA Kings feels gross

Greg Olsen does the best job as NFL tv game analyst by a mile. Not saying he's the most popular. Just saying he does by far the best job.

Andersen has been really locked in since that Avs goal and the Canes forecheck has really picked up. Good things, good things

Stankdaddy! Wow this game

Ehlers finally gets the first goal monkey off his back. Love to see it finally

Jarvis you effin beauty. Wow

The great thing about the new East Wing ballroom at the White House is that Trump will have more than enough space to hold all of the civilian attendees who showed up for his birthday military parade back in June

I think he just wants to come back so he can talk about Luka

they don't hate America. they hate MAGA's America. and MAGA's America is within itself...a hate rally.

Sitting at a light watching an employee horribly misspell the word "anniversary" on a restaurant marquee outside and I had an internal battle in my brain on whether or not I should pull over and intervene

And, diaper shitter. Which innately does not make one a bad person, but should be added to this distinguished list of accomplishments.

Doing this and pardoning George Santos on the same day couldn't be a coincidence, or could it?

I just saw this Instagram video this morning of Ned 30 feet out of net in OT and it's.... breathtaking, to say the least. Not in a good way, either

Going to predict that orange Jesus invents a new version of the Nobel Peace Prize and awards it to himself