I love how prep is basically “buy every laxative at cvs and then take them all at once”

Second colonoscopy prep in 2026 (first one was canceled the night before bc of snow) I am going to absolutely fuck up some food tomorrow What is your favorite food in Philly?

Why aren't the young people in the streets? [also they are in fact still in the streets despite repression]

In a major step towards regaining public trust, the DNC has released its 2024 autopsy with the disclaimer that it was poorly done and you shouldn't trust it.

Wow. The Institute for Middle East Understanding responds— "Ken Martin should release the information that the author of the autopsy told us clearly and unambiguously, which is that DNC officials' review of their own data found Biden's support for Israel to be a net-negative for Democrats in 2024."

I have not seen it said often but a far more important thing that the next Democratic president could do, on day one, is not the recognition of the State of Palestine but the decision to ban all settlement goods and services from being imported.

can't get over how hard @joshshapiropa.bsky.social is trying to talk/sound like obama here lol

can't get over how hard @joshshapiropa.bsky.social is trying to talk/sound like obama here lol

Who up skeetin they Rabb?

the stuff spanberger is doing is pretty evil and should be a sign that if you don't support your most leftist primary candidate, you will get a classic style republican in all but name.

Just voted lets go @chrisrabb.com #chrissolidarity

BROKE: It's anti-Semitic not to root for the OKC Thunder WOKE: The OKC Thunder must be returned to their ancestral Zionist homeland, in Seattle

First, they taxed the private jets And I did not speak out. fortune.com/2026/05/16/n...

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All.

this week in being a pro-israel supergenius: "it's not an auction" it's marketing stolen land "you can't protest a synagogue" the one hosting the marketing? "olmert's quote is misplaced" the 14 testimonies tho? this is what "never again" looks like: copy editors at the scene of every crime.

Thank you Rep Ansari for becoming the 70th cosponsor of the Block The Bombs Act! Sending weapons to Israel is illegal under both US and international law. It’s also opposed by a majority of Americans, including 75% of Democrats. It’s time for Congress to stand with the public and enforce the law.

feel old but cool saying that this one takes me back to listening to @machinedrum.bsky.social on myspace 🫣 machinedrum.bandcamp.com/track/no-1-k...

hey @corybooker.com -i thought you didn’t endorse dems in other states, are you worried that @chrisrabb.com the anti genocide candidate in this philly primary has a shot of winning?

With no draft picks or cash considerations in the deal, we can't see any way this trade doesn't end up with a massive tilt in Boston's favor. Yes, Pitt is picking up a veteran who will bring some experience and maturity into a clubhouse that has been lacking lately but, not for a 5* prospect.

i can never unsee this.

Brutal way to start the day Wordle 1,790 X/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩

To be 100% clear here “fans of Taylor swift and Lin Manuel Miranda” is a euphemism for white people

To be 100% clear here “fans of Taylor swift and Lin Manuel Miranda” is a euphemism for white people

Streaming services will just give Steve carell any old show and fans of Taylor swift and Lin Manuel Miranda will eat that shit up

She’s two days away from hiring an all black drum circle to do this in the middle of

The most bizarre discursive norm that I encounter routinely is this idea that Palestinians should have to subordinate their ironclad legal rights to the sentimentality that Israeli Jews have towards a specific settlement

Calling yourself a “pet mom” on Mother’s Day is like celebrating Veterans Day because you played Call of Duty

Calling yourself a “pet mom” on Mother’s Day is like celebrating Veterans Day because you played Call of Duty

“It is just hard to fathom that my hard work goes to bombing hospitals and massacring children.” CEO Rami Elghandour speaks out after being cancelled from delivering a commencement speech at Rutgers’s School of Engineering zeteo.com/p/rutgers-gr...

two cursors entering the same cell in excel online is how spreadsheets reproduce

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

99% of the time, I'm not fucking a goat, but what do they call me?

i feel like the part that nobody wants to touch of the "protesting synagogues is antisemitic" discourse is that in a surprisingly high number of cases these synagogues are hosting *profoundly* morally objectionable events. like showing up against this isn't the same as picketting yom kippur service

Look at it like this…Being at an event for healthy supplements that has a few brochures for organs harvested from hostages seems perfectly reasonable and we shouldn’t pass judgement on the whole thing just because of a few dodgy pieces of literature. Important to be very very fair.

now that the billionaires left new york city i was able to buy a big loft in midtown for a song. it's 1600 square feet and my neighbors are david byrne and james murphy and i've already gotten involved in their low grade conflict over who keeps putting cardboard boxes in the trash bin. thanks zohran

The number one reason that the "two state solution" is not taken seriously by young people today is that the average self identified two stater thinks it's antisemitic to ban the import of settler goods, which is (among other things) the bare minimum thing you do if you agree settlements are illegal

Hasan is 100% right. www.youtube.com/shorts/BtNPi...

two cursors entering the same cell in excel online is how spreadsheets reproduce

highlighting the same cell as someone else in excel online is the most intimate i've been with another person in months

Israel is not a democracy. Millions of Palestinians live under Israeli military occupation with no political rights whatsoever. Israel is an apartheid state, and has been for decades whether Netanyahu has been in charge or not.

Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵

I think the main reason countries like Syria and Lebanon and Saudi Arabia and Jordan and Palestine don't like Israel is because Israel insists that their sovereign territories are actually Israel's.

Great how instead of wanting to finish the work of the 20th Century Trump wants to finish the work of the 19th Century.

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

Like try shutting down a ten mile stretch of rt 30 from Ardmore to Malvern on a Sunday morning in may and see if everyone that actually lives there is super chill about it

“Lots of Philadelphians” 🧐

Why not the SRT or valley forge and just call it the broad street run and have gritty serve cheesesteaks at the end so they can still feel like they are part of the city and get to pat themselves on the back?