Witherspoon coming from Hangman Page depth

Drake Maye when not playing against a team under .500

Get these sorry ass Patriots off my screen

Darnold has missed two wide open, walk-in touchdowns tonight. Please keep that in mind for any narratives that are spawned after this game.

Okay, at least the Caddy F1 livery is good

The greatest scam ever created was that Patriots 28-3 comeback because I can't go to sleep with the Seahawks only up by 19.

A TOUCHDOWN IS POSSIBLE. AT 3:27AM I SEE LIGHT.

Man, we could have had a Rams-Bills Super Bowl. Or Rams-Broncos. Or Bears-Bills. I'm sad now.

I stopped watching Twinks on Ice in exchange for a 12-0 game in the third quarter. At 3am. At some point it's my fault.

Was about to give up on this game and life before good ole Chuck Leclerc was in... A Pokemon ad?

The worse Sam Darnold looks at the release point the better the pass is, if you showed me him getting hit by a car in the pocket I’d assume it was a touchdown

All I know is that a buncha people are gonna get mad performative over a mid Bad Bunny concert one way or another.

Every ad is a weight loss insurance company selling you AI powered betting odds through Keegan Michael Key being paid 17 million dollars

Dawg it took four ads before they AI slopified Bubba Wallace wtf

Patriots won the coin toss and deferred to the second half, fuck me they're winning number seven aren't they

Save us, Sam Darnold. You're our only hope.

Chris Pratt is perfectly named because you take away a single t from his second name and that will give you what everyone thinks of him

It's Cody Rhodes wrestling with a torn pec, except this isn't WWE. In real sports, the personality types of athletes who will compete whilst severely injured also lead to a result that, while we didn't want to admit it, was probably inevitable from the start. I really hope Lindsey Vonn is okay.

Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Y'all we slapped some rainbows on a Glickenhaus then won the 4 Hours of Interlagos on LMU yesterday. Important info that must be shared with everyone

good evening, hustlers and treasured friends. i'm posting here full time now as twitter has finally become too much of a cesspool to put up with. image very much related.

goodnight hustlers

they finally captured dr disrespect

Hitler alleged all sorts of things against the government and leadership of Czechoslovakia. I would advise the "Maduro's no angel" crowd to just stop. Whatever his personal sins and the government's failings, it just isn't the point.

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

good evening hustlers

Severe lack of Pirelli caps being thrown around in that cooldown room, game's gone.

Feels like McLaren didn't want to hold up Lando with a double-stack, and ergo just decided to pit neither of them under the SC. So instead of Lando being held up and likely finishing P3 behind PIA/VER he finishes P4, AND loses 12 points instead of 10, AND Oscar didn't even win. Disaster.

F1 can thank their lucky stars that McLaren are incompetent as they are, and have handed Max and Red Bull a championship chance on a silver platter when this really should have been done after Las Vegas.

For the first time this year Lando has truly delivered a dagger in qualifying to both Piastri and Verstappen. Lando P1 by two tenths, Max P5, Oscar P7 and six tenths down. Fair fucking play.

mood after the last two weeks of the most insufferable mclaren discourse possible

when the subway employee asks what I'd like

Max getting back into the title fight is the funniest thing possible. And the least McLaren deserve for their nonsensical racing rules bollocks.

SO AS I WAS SAYING LMFAO

If you look up the term "miserable auld cunt" in the dictionary it just shows you 10 different pictures of Fernando Alonso

Neither Piastri or Norris deserve the Championship at the minute. Both of them are just whinging and whining every time one of them passes the other for whatever reason. Piastri asking them to swap places because Norris overtook him is utter nonsense.

"Watch the IMSA race bro it'll be fire" and every single time it's a random dentist crashing every two green flag laps causing a 45 minute caution

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

Cannot believe the cheers that went up when Mick Schumacher and Seb Bourdais went provisional P1. Whoever sets pole is gonna be made king of Le Mans atp

me and my close personal friend bibendum at the le mans driver's autograph session

coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"

The "middle ground" between racists and vulnerable people is a bridge the racists will use to get at their victims.

good evening hustlers

found your mom's schedule this weekend

Albodium I fucking beg