"all writers use AI" nope, get the entire fuck out of here with that

Just as the race gets interesting Lundgaard's team pull an Andretti 😭

One race where Ferrucci isn't last and it's like Townsend Bell has become an activated sleeper agent again

If I'm in race control, Colapinto is getting a stop/go for that move. Swerving in the braking zone while the car behind has such a big speed differential is just a disgusting, dirty move.

If I were in an opposition party, I would run a social media campaign about the government spending almost *€20 million* of taxpayers' money* on greyhound racing. *that's per year by the way

Ireland’s greyhound industry has failed in its duty of care to the dogs, receiving taxpayers’ money without scrutiny while the Government turns a blind eye, writes Chris Andrews. jrnl.ie/6995306

There's a specific tone of cheer when a guy and his bros realize a complicated low-stakes scheme is going to work. It's the sound of dudes rocking and it's the most beautiful sound in the world.

The IMSA drivers are covering themselves in glory, only eighteen cautions in three hours

"lol that dude was soooooo gay" says guy who got arrested for rubbing his balls in someone's face before punching them in the nuts

I want to watch a fish lipped Dutchman win by 30 seconds like my daddy did.

Bloody boring this Formula 1, isn't it?

F1 fans will never be happy. It's either always the wrong person winning, boring races, or now that we have a package that creates exciting, tactical and wheel-to-wheel battles, "too artificial." Yet they still watch F1 anyway and look down at the likes of IndyCar and WEC. Time is a flat circle.

I think this story is a really good example for people to look at when it comes to understanding bias at NYT. It's not that the reporter, Dana Rubinstein, says anything outright false. But the framing, word choices, etc., add up to an unprofessional and biased account.

Blaney and Reddick keeping the Dark Woke winning streak in nascar alive fuck yea

Max and Lando are about to recreate the Vettel/Kubica airplane crash from 2009 just wait and see

Cadillac are really showing the strength and quality of American engineering off

The Scuderia Ferrari Century of Humiliation continues

Don't worry Ferrari, a third VSC will bail you out

Gonna ask Paddy Power for odds of a Fernando Alonso ritual suicide this year

Charles Leclerc the man that you are

You bet your ass I'm gonna stitch together some of Rasmussen's best moves to a Creed song after this. Not even Jesus sacrificed so much and yet received so little

Best IndyCar short oval race I've ever seen and fucking Newgarden wins it anyway

Even if he doesn't win, Rasmussen has provided the best oval drive I've ever seen in an IndyCar race today. This guy is special.

Is that a fucking tornado on the track I just saw!?!???

Some dude is gonna make a killing making washed Will Power at Andretti edits in five years

Can't wait for Will Power's salty radio after he just straight up fed Christian into the wall lol

Rasmussen just passed three cars and we didn't see a single one of them, chapeau Fox

You can tell it's a NASCAR weekend because they threw a yellow for a dude scraping the wall just for caution chaos

This is the best short oval IndyCar race in a decade, and it's a 3pm green flag at Phoenix. I've got nothing

Christian Rasmussen #ThatBoyNICE

Palou's spotter was too busy hitting that Chumba roulette baby

Spain has fallen.

Clint Bowyer is gonna find out what real excitement is like when we strap him to an F16 and ship him to Tehran.

I might be reposting this 14 more times this year. Now we can't make a timing tower work!

Spurs are gonna get relegated and their stadium is clearing out faster than Tel Aviv, what a gorgeous evening

The Rams trading one of their first-round picks that my argument here was premised on below for Trent McDuffie is truly proof that the world pivots entirely around me and my hot takes

Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI

Two US Air Force aircraft stopped at Shannon Airport before flying straight to the main European hub used to transport weapons for use against Iran They arrived in Ireland the same day a US-backed Israeli airstrike killed more than 150 schoolgirls in Iran www.ontheditch.com/us-military-...

Hi! I just launched a new Substack, Fourth Down Call, where I plan to post about the NFL, politics, life and anything else that comes to mind. I'd appreciate if you could check out my first post, arguing why the Rams must free Joe Burrow from Bengals hell: open.substack.com/pub/fourthdo...

If I was as bad at my job as IndyCar productions are at theirs, I would be unemployed.

Horrible news today for all of the NPCs and Reform election candidates who moved to Dubai just for the tax breaks and lack of extradition treaties

I would love to see someone defend Penske considering they put the fucking Trucks race on big Fox but then couldn't even put IndyCar qualifying on the first of their freaking cable channels. Another masterful gambit, Roger.

The Palestinian exception is so fucking glaring and gross. It pervades everything.

Jeffrey Epstein described Anglo-Irish banking heiress Sabrina Guinness as one of his "old buddies" in January 2017. Her father was chairman of Guinness Mahon Holdings – the bank that compromised hundreds of Irish elites with illegal Ansbacher accounts. www.ontheditch.com/jeffrey-epst...

engaging in some deep war studies studies re: Iran

I just know he's smoking evil pack

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Roses are red, Lobsters have pincers