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Breaking my BlueSky silence to announce I’ve eaten my first tamale 🫔 Can’t believe I went almost 30 years without these in my life 😋

#LGM #Mets

BREAKING: The New York Mets have acquired All-Star right-hander Freddy Peralta in a trade with the Milwaukee Brewers, sources tell Jeff Passan. Deal is done. Top prospects Jett Williams and Brandon Sproat are headed to Milwaukee. One more big league pitcher will head to the Mets.

DAVID STEARNS MASTERCLASS 🔥 #LFGM #LGM

Aldi is offering Thanksgiving meal fixins that will feed 10 (YMMV) for $40. Please share with those who may find it helpful this year: www.aldi.us/products/tha...

This genuinely might be one of the best political speeches I have ever watched, and I’ve seen Obama speak live

Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969

I’m genuinely just sitting in the office in shock. We won everything. Young voters turned out in force for Dems. We’ve never been so back.

Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.

A New York Mets fan will soon run the largest city in the world #LGM

Glad to see my home state overwhelmingly reject MAGA (again). Looking forward to seeing what Governor Sherrill can accomplish in office 💙

I get a real chuckle out of Republicans saying year after year they are coming up with a health care plan, but never actually showing us what it is. Republicans gutted Medicaid. Now they want to gut the ACA too. That’s their health care plan.

Former NHL player Ryan Kesler has been charged in Michigan with two counts of criminal sexual conduct. Here are more details on the case.

Trump just mass murdered another 14 fisherman in the Pacific, bringing the total murdered count to at least 41, & Netanyahu is once again violating ceasefire, heavily bombing Gaza, extending genocide. And the audacity of anyone to question whether Trump deserves a Nobel Peace prize. The Audacity. 🙄

Just finished @kwamembalia.bsky.social ‘s latest and loved it! Hope to see more from him in the future @msiglain.bsky.social

Obama wore tan suit republicans wanted to impeach him, Trump literally demolished the White House and GOP goes silent.

Yeah. So The White House is designated a National Historic Landmark. That means: It’s formally recognized as having exceptional national historical significance. Any substantial changes, demolitions, or new construction affecting it are tightly restricted. It’s not his house! WTF.

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own. Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

shocked to learn that the president lied about this and also this is a horrible defacing of a building that belongs to the people of the United States, not donald trump

This is definitely one of those things that people would’ve called you hysterical for predicting a year ago. Trump is going to destroy the East Room of the White House without even asking Congress and build a ballroom with funds from private companies that are seeking favors? Settle down, lib.

Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today issuu.com/idsnews/docs...

"He's 17. He has taken on the unlikely role of protector, often patrolling his neighborhood daily starting around 5 a.m. "I may not be no cop or none of that, but I be taking care of the community." www.npr.org/2025/10/17/n...

I urge our nation to use this weekend's No Kings marches as a declaration of independence against the tyranny and lawlessness currently running this country. Use your voice. ACT PEACEFULLY. Protect yourself and your community. THERE ARE NO KINGS IN THE UNITED STATES.

Roberts readying that shadow docket like Alfred filling upthe Batmobile

Quite literally the only thing @booker.senate.gov can do to earn any shred of respect back that I once had for him…

Almost like we founded the entire country on opposing this exact sentence.

Toni Morrison: "“Fascism talks ideology, but it is really just marketing—marketing for power. It is recognizable by its need to purge, by the strategies it uses to purge, and by its terror of truly democratic agendas."

The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her. Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

Drinking sake while playing Ghost of Yotei for a more immersive experience

Imagine the response if a Dem Administration removed every top general and admiral from every US military post all around the world (including conflict zones), in order to force them to attend a big in-person meeting in DC (with a former cable news co-host). www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Tylenol has learned its lesson by Susan Collins.

He does realize he’s been running things for 8+ months, yes?

Never in our history, not even during Watergate, has a single news cycle so comprehensibly established the deep corruption and politicization of the Department of Justice

Eddie Giacomin, Rangers Hall of Famer, dead at 86

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

‘ANDOR’ has won the Emmy for Best Writing in a Drama Series. See the full winners list: bit.ly/EmmyWins25

'Andor' wins the Emmy for Best Writing in a Drama Series

DAN MFING GILROY!!!!! CANON EMMY!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Having a wife who turns on College GameDay for you, so you wake up to Herbstreit and the boys, is a life goal all men should aspire to have

“Militant, nationalistic, white supremacist violent extremism has increased in the United States. In fact, the number of far-right attacks continues to outpace all other types of terrorism and domestic violent extremism.” The Trump DOJ scrubbed this study from their website.

Hours after Charlie Kirk was assassinated, Kash Patel was dining at Rao’s, the famous restaurant in Manhattan. It was at Rao’s where Patel posted those tweets about a suspect being in custody —tweets that later turned out to be premature and were sent without consulting the appropriate officials.

Amazing how those democratic lawmakers who were hunted down in their homes in the middle of the night in Minnesota weren’t a watershed moment of political violence, huh?

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

One of several favorites of mine and my wife’s. Can’t wait for the Ryan Coogler reboot 🔥

EXCLUSIVE: U.S. Attacked Boat Near Venezuela Multiple Times to Kill Survivors American officials said the repeat drone strikes were carried out by Special Operations Command, and more attacks could come soon. theintercept.com/2025/09/10/u...

Never doubted him #GoBlue #Skol

NEW PAGE FROM EPSTEIN’S BIRTHDAY BOOK: Epstein and a longtime Mar-a-Lago member joking about selling a "fully depreciated" woman to Donald Trump for $22,500.