Anhedonia avocado

anyway good night

admire my cat

Guess who has two thumbs and learned to use a Hoyer lift today Guess who also needs to get more supportive shoes if she's going to be maneuvering another person around in a Hoyer on carpet, lol

I'll start. OSCAR - Loud Sweet Baby Prince Sun-Child Chill Level 🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️ Kitty Brains 🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️ Roar strength 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Jump power 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️ Mischievousness 🟩🟩🟩⬛️⬛️ Hunger level 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛️

This is so neat! science.nasa.gov/mission/land...

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My paraplegic family member is being given the runaround by every home health aide company in the city. Right now they have an aide coming ONCE A WEEK for a PARAPLEGIC

I’m exhausted. The kittens are as well

please may i have a scrap of sidewalk

I just fumbled a churu, twice, and yet I'm having to resist the urge to play on the balance board

quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

*whispers* not sure if we're ready for this convo yet but I really notice how much better it smells in cities like Florence and Helsinki that have low-emissions zones, once the switch to e-vehicles (plus foot/bike/transit infrastructure 🤞🏻) is complete I bet we'll think this about streets too

A majestic grove of 1,000-year-old redwoods in Northern California is facing an imminent threat — and it needs your help. Please take a moment to uge California Governor @governor.ca.gov to save Richardson Grove.⬇️

Hummingbirds, all buzzy wings and territorial squeaking. Frogs singing in the distance at night. The quiet when it snows. Cats purring. Rain.

So it turns out Meatball is absolutely fucking feral for runny yolk. If I make eggs, she starts yelling the instant I pull the cover off. Tonight I made a medium egg. This ridiculous cat huffed angrily WHILE EATING SOME YOLK and stomped off to go howl about it not being runny enough.

anyway good night (or ELSE)

it would be a good bit for the press to just intentionally mishear ballroom as bathroom every time trump talks about his big beautiful bathroom and ask questions like how many toilets will there be and will they have heated seats or a bidet feature maybe

Unplanned detour into kitten lead weaning tonight. They climbed into the big cat kibble bowl and started chomping. So we switched to wet food and it’s off to the races. ChugChug living up to his name and gained 25g in one meal!

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And that's buying one off the shelf - there are all sorts of DIY instructions out there for kit bashing one together yourself for a few hundred. Which, again, the battery tech makes possible and accessible. It's not complicated to work with - it's basic electronics, once you have the battery.

Got George a replacement cat bed and he’s not sure about it yet

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

Having this and a soft boiled egg for late lunch, already planning to make a second batch to go with dinner

I like kids generally but the neighbor kids are going through their "scream bloody murder every five minutes" phase and it makes me want to spray them with a hose

Nazis shopping in #EugeneOR. According to Google, Young Guns Roofing closed this month 👀

Yoshida Hiroshi (1876-1950) El Capitan, 1925. Coloured Woodblock.

Tomorrow is new glasses day. Always an exciting time. Will they fit the way the preview showed? Nobody knows!

Getting every last bit of the butter chicken sauce out of the pan is totally healthy if the mopping medium is salad greens. It's just an especially delicious dressing. It's fine.

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

I don’t know what they’re planning, but it can’t be good

That or assuming that having relatively low support needs means that those needs are being met, when really often, they are not. Or that "level 1" and "level 3" autistic people just don't have anything in common and have totally different autism.

100%. I stg people see "low support needs" and read it as "no support needs" or "needs to be pushed into being 'Normal'"

I keep stepping on whenever I walk by and laughing at myself when I immediately lose my balance, it's been fun. My ankles are laffy taffy, balance will take a while, I'm honestly surprised I can do it at all lol

(cw: depression) I know wellbutrin isn't for everyone but it's really done wonders for my brain. I've been cleaning up my depression nest and *also* resting when I am legitimately tired. I can throw things away without anxiety and decision fatigue. And I haven't thought about kms in a week.

I've got $223 toward the insurance, anything helps. #UrgentNeed #MutualAid 💸 💕 💸 💕

I got a balance board as a low impact way to strengthen my muscles without upsetting my joints and hoo boy do I lack any kind of balance, lol

When you're so Big Mad your mad is bigger than you are

How to be an American and open carry a 45 in public

Holy shit, I didn't want to yell at a single one of these clinical recommendations

OKAY WE ARE SET TO GO I got my surgery date for Operation Literally Operation Yeet The Uterus Into The Sun! May 8! (If anyone feels like donating $3 for grocery delivery and catsitting moneys -- and IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT!!! -- I will not say no! ko-fi.com/premee )

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Your timeline needs beans.

If my loved one's home health care aides could actually idk, read the fucking guidelines for paraplegia care, that'd be great. You're supposed to keep people out of the hospital, not put them there with your own fuck ups.

wtf where’s the ketchup

Six-year-old Mary Walker, who flies into inexplicable rages when everything in her immediate environment goes bleepy bloopy bleep blorp, has reportedly been called “a spoiled brat” by helpful well-wishers.

'if you can't find a single golden leaf from the sun-dappled ginkgo tree at the shrine of the sages beneath mt fuji plucked in late september you can substitute two bay leaves, but the dish will really suffer for it"

Also when I searched for that googly eyes photo in my files I found this one, so now everybody has to look at Fiasco killing a WHOLE SHARK