My cat has been avoiding my belly since I had surgery. She caught on pretty quick that stepping on it hurt me, and she started sleeping in her bed or by my head.

Leggy?

I have zero go juice today, I am so tired. Nap time.

🌱#LocalOnly Washingtonians (and maybe Oregonians?) I don't know if you all have seen this: agr.wa.gov/about-wsda/n... Check your wildflower seed packets to see if you have this.

having a disability is like being a level 1 wizard when everyone around you is a level 20 fighter. what do you mean you can make 4 atttacks per turn, i'm over here struggling to cast "clean room" because i already used both my spell slots on dishes and laundry

The way medical bills are dealt with in the States is just ridiculous (shocker, I know). How many more side characters are gonna pop out of the woodwork MONTHS after the actual event going "actually we're not in network and we're not paid by the hospital, will that be cash or card, arm or leg?"

What the actual fuck

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

🎃 October 4 🎃 I didn't take this one head on, because I didn't want you to turn to stone.

I'm up, awake, fed, and coffeed. GHOST OF YOTEI TIME

Important PSA! Charcoal is a natural absorbent. Unfortunately it's quite liberal when it comes to WHAT it absorbs, meaning: it absorbs ANYTHING that goes into your stomach and gut. That includes all the active substances from ANY kind of medication you take (incl. contraceptives, vitamins et al).

this is basically portland's version of a haka

Work from home benefits: my laptop and I have relocated to the lab on the floor.

FIASCO WAS IN JAIL HAD TO YELL IT CARCERAL STATE

I was like "Oh Fiasco do you want to snuggle for a minute" but he says he isn't talking to me So the kitten climbed up and blacked out She is a very cute lap warmer it has to be said

Once again, this perfect @zeboydgames.bsky.social post comes to mind:

anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️

Cat: meow? Me: I don't know how to explain better that you literally just ate fish, you are literally stuffed full of fish. You physically cannot eat more fish, just look at you. Cat: meow. Me: No time does not work differently in the "cat dimension" that is not even a thing

having a rough mental health day but slowly being healed by the love between borzoi and $8 candy corn toy

Whenever I have to wash Prairie's butt for her (oh the perils of fluffy cats) she tucks her tail under as protest. This does nothing except 1) make me wash by feel, which is somehow even more gross 2) totally waterlogs her tail so she's extra mad until it dries

When I was poking around budget bytes earlier I saw a spätzle recipe and now I'm wondering if spätzle would be good in zuppa like some kind of heretic

Dear websites and apps that don't have a dark mode: why do you hate me and every other migraine sufferer personally? Sincerely, my poor sad eyeballs

IF YOU SEE A BAT CRAWLING AROUND ON THE GROUND DURING DAYLIGHT HOURS, LEAVE IT ALONE. IF YOU WANT TO HELP IT CALL ANIMAL CONTROL. DO NOT APPROACH THE BAT, DO NOT TRY TO AID THE BAT ON YOUR OWN, AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT BREASTFEED THE BAT. TELL YOUR FRIENDS.

Would 90s Roseanne fightfight 2020s Roseanne on sight or do I have nostalgia goggles about the old show

My shoulder just did a series of spasms that felt like when you pour out a bottle of soda, glug glug glug in the joint. Very weird feeling

i made a helpful reference

I can't think of anything I want AI chewing on less than my fucking medical records, what the shit is wrong with these people

This is so brilliant. It's a concrete action with immediate benefits that can be performed incrementally

The electric blanket is on after a long absence and someone is ready to be heckin cozy

The electric blanket is on after a long absence and someone is ready to be heckin cozy

omg look at this sweet man's little 'hmph' face. Does anyone in the Bay Area need an orange boi?

We don't have 500 followers on here, yet. But we're breaking our silence to alert all the cool kids that we'll be screening this as a special late night show on Thursday, Oct. 2. Tickets on sale soon at cstpdx.com.

I've got icy-hot in my mouth rn that I transferred off my neck somehow it's not the worst. very burts-bees-lip-balm-esque

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

We all need a purring Grizzly. For morale. alt video: A black cat looking around while his sternum is being scratched. alt sound: purring, scritches.

Migraine decided a baked soft pretzel was worth a tidal wave of nausea, but sesame noodles and tofu went fine I made a double batch of the sauce so if my head is still trying to pop in a few hours I'll just have more noodles. Food = sorted (for now).

ODYSSEUS: so then I had a brilliant idea, I’d tell him my name is Nobody CHOTINER: nobody? ODYSSEUS: Yes! So when he was blinded later, he’d yell “nobody has hurt me” and no neighbors would help! And it worked! We got away with it! CHOTINER: but then you did tell him your name ODYSSEUS: yeah

Migraine time!!!!! Light sensitivity so bad I had to put a sock over my vape display lol Pro tip: if humidity and weed help your godawful headaches, dry herb vape through ~140f water is the bees knees Now someone crack my head like a coconut and stick my brain in ice water pls

I sincerely love how everyone seems to sincerely love CanFrog.

Curse you Loops, why must you be so expensive yet so pretty us.loopearplugs.com/products/eng...

anyway good night

Sorry it took me so long to reply to this, but I needed to get back to my 'big puter'. I find this image very helpful in explaining the very problem you are describing. I have no idea how to attribute this wonderful work though.

I would say I’m joining the war on autism on the side of autism but I was actually drafted into the war at birth

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

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We can protect California's forests from megafires. Last month, I visited part of the Sierra Nevada that burned in 2021. In unmanaged areas, most trees died. But where land managers had thinned trees and conducted prescribed burns, nearly every tree survived. These photos show the difference.🧪🌿🌎