got tired of my house smelling like wet dog this time of year

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The hour, agreed upon by all leading supermarkets, will conveniently be held between one and two in the morning, a time where autistic people are most likely to be able to get out and about.

I've been abed all day (migraine) and the cat has come to cuddle Except she's here to cuddle the hot water bottle between my feet, lol I got a headbutt and then she burrowed under the blankets and right to the warms Goober

WELCOME TO THE DRACULA PAPRIKA DISCOURSE!! (meme from tumblr, not my own, original link seems to be dead now)

masks: they're not just for covid

All I want for Christmas is universal basic income paid for by a wealth tax.

EARLY CAT: What that? HUMAN: A fish. You can eat them. EARLY CAT: Mine now. I need it. I need the fish. Without fish I die. Gimmie fish. HUMAN: But you're from the desert. How can you possibly- EARLY CAT: WOE. WOE FOR KITTY. HUMAN INFLICTS A THOUSAND WOES ON- HUMAN: God. Fine. Have it.

Society: *treats disabled people like shit* Also society: People just wanna be disabled so they can feel SPECIAL!

i hate knowing about the state of affairs. i just want to be hot and drink wine and play video games

America is a country that will test UBI hundreds of times, get the same radically positive results each time, and still look at it askance, but will also put untested robotaxis on the road because a billionaire threw a shit fit.

The difference between special interests and love interests is I always go back to my special interests

wheezing

It's weird going walking in weather that used to make me an icicle (45f, ~7c) and having to shed all my layers down to a tank top

it just makes me think of this comic "what if people cheat and they get free food for nothing?"

There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.

One of my fundamental beliefs is that I should not have to talk to people who have been cruel to me. You might be surprised to learn how often -- and vociferously -- people disagree with me about that.

working at the nyt

anyway good night

In all seriousness, I have a guy for that. @billhookunion.beanyear.com handles all my knowing about beans and ensures I'm up to speed on exciting bean news.

Post inspector #critterposting

when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes

Sleeping furball

The Morning Monty says “bring it on”

Sleeping furball

lol it's me www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Woke up with just enough of a migraine to not feel too bad about noping out of the family thanksgiving after all. Yay?

[synthesizer doth warble]

My dad is so woke he just called a stray cat “unhoused”

anyway good night

If your Same Food is Kraft Mac & Cheese … I have good news for you …

I slept through my alarm and woke up 1.5 hours late. Still managed to get dinner served by 5:30, go me. Everything is packed away, kitchen is no longer my problem, guests are gone. Time to finish off the wine in a bubble bath 🎉

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This is wonderful news, and also means it’s time for me to beat the drum I always do when HPV vaccines make the news: They are not only for women! HPV also causes penile, anal, and head and neck cancers. The latter are particularly deadly. Please vaccinate ALL your children.

OREGONIANS!!! Due to new legislation passed this year, the Oregon Public Utility Commission is developing new guidelines for how to divide energy costs between residential & commercial customers. TELL THEM DATA CENTERS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE!!! apps.puc.state.or.us/docketpublic...

For people with means, the Wampanoag tribes still exist and do accept donations. We can't undo what was done but you can support those who were harmed by the coming of the colonists. mashpeewampanoagtribe-nsn.gov

Petition for online yarn retailers to have a color palette view where I can pick out however many yarns and it arranges them all for me on screen next to each other and I can move them around to see how all the colors play off each other

how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all

TBH I don't know how anyone can buy Boar's Head anything (and for quite a while) at this point.

My dad is once again inviting me to a family gathering and once again dancing around whether my mother will be there. When I asked for the "guest list" you know who I was fucking asking about, my dude.

“I thought I was cured of my Lord of the Rings obsession after Amazon did that godawful Rings of Power series where they tried to ship Galadriel and Sauron (WTF). I didn’t even want to re-read The Silmarillion to point out all the ways that was objectively wrong.”

”That’s right. I’ve killed women and children. Killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another.”

anyway good night

I am in a hot bath to make the knee stop shouting and all that's really happening is that it's creeping up to my hip. You're supposed to my good leg, you rude structure