Spent near about 20 minutes chatting with Senator McConnell just now... he can still light up a room!

Mitch McConnell's Signal chat must be going off!

It would be nice if the media was as interested in Ken Paxton as they are in Graham Platner.

I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell today over the phone for around 20 minutes and he told me that LeBron is going to sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers

Mitch McConnell called me in the middle of the night last night. We talked about Iran and the Coney Island Hot Dog Eating competition. Eventually I had to hang up because I couldn’t hear him over all the beeping in the background.

Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.

Hey Texans: Is this really what your Christian values look like?

Cancelling that Egypt goal makes the Balogun controversy look like a rounding error.

AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.

Genuine Question: At one point did business leaders conclude that they no longer need anyone to: 1. Make their products 2. Buy their products And still expect to generate infinite growth and revenue? At what point did they decide this fundamental part of how a market works no longer applies?

Brownsville, TX (07/05/26): A U.S. citizen just turned the tables on an ICE intimidation attempt. After being surrounded, they stood their ground, documented the agents' plates, and sounded the alarm for the community.

That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

It would be quicker to name the GOP Senators who *aren’t* brain dead.

Riding the bus is cheap. Turning your gold into piss is free. theonion.info

Did Elaine Chao run to China because the hammer was going to come down?

Mitch McConnell is suspended in a liminal state between life & death. No one knows which realm he is in. No one knows if he’s a particle or a wave. He cannot be observed, but he is said to have presence.

Huh. His only mistake was not running for President of the United States.

A message from Ms.Rachel that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce should hear, even if they don’t have babies yet:

Look at these miserable pieces of shit.

Weird to see Vikings winning a playoff game in an NFL stadium.

PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”

Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...

Don’t miss this episode where I refute all of the lies, absurdities, and excuses by Todd Blanche as to why he refuses to provide unredacted Epstein Files:

The DC fireworks literally starting as the clock strikes Fifth of July. He can't even get that right!

Who's that singing YMCA? They've got literal seamen?

I know I'm not the only one stifling a giggle while this military band covers "YMCA", a song about gay sex. And then they started playing "Let's Go Crazy" by Prince. I know damn well his estate didn't okay this.

Meta got banned like a kid taking a shit in the public pool

National Mall web cam live just now. Crowd is definitely shoe-horned into the smallest possible space. 2000 people?

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

This is the America I'll recognize today. "There's a piece of him that's inside of me,” Swain said. "To understand whose blood is running through my veins, understand the connection that I have and how we got to where we are today, I think that is amazing." abcnews.com/US/1st-confi...

One of the most underrated aspects of JAWS is that the mayor is one of the most accurate portrayals of politicians in film.

Ben Shapiro in college knocking himself out with a punching bag, then he silently runs away to cry

Tommy Docherty was sacked by Manchester United on this day in 1977 after having an affair with Mary Brown, the wife of the club’s physiotherapist. Tommy and Mary remained together until Tommy's death in 2020. Proper love that

White nationalists get to walk down the Washington DC streets on the 250th Anniversary, while not a week ago a 17 year veteran was arrested for using his first amendment rights. Just some food for thought.

I’ve lived in D.C. for nearly 20 years, and I have never seen this kind of Lord of the Flies panic on the National Mall. (video credit: MikeCarterTV)

Wait, if Trump is going to speak at 11, does that mean that the fireworks are cancelled, or is this going to be even funnier than we thought it'd be

Ha ha I hate it here

NYT reporting hundreds of people are refusing Secret Service orders to leave, one is blaming liberals in the weather service

lol Threads banned the new Infowars. Silenced for TRUTH. Everybody go yell at them.

Elaine Chao, 73, who has been married to the 84-year-old Republican lawmaker since 1993 and formerly served as transportation secretary in the first Trump administration, traveled to Beijing and met with Chinese Vice President Han Zheng just days after McConnell’s hospitalization.

Elaine Chao, former Transportation Secretary and wife of Sen. Mitch McConnell, reportedly left the country three days after his hospitalization, sparking curiosity and speculation.

Where's Elaine Chao? Why doesn't someone ask Elaine? She's his wife, right?

aide : ma'am your husband is in the hospital Elaine Chao : oh god i'm booking a flight right now aide : to the hospital? Elaine Chao : no to visit the vice president of china for unrelated matters

McConnell filibustering his own death is hilarious.

Bing Bong the Mitch is Brain Dead…

Folarin Balogun, who is a US citizen because he was born here, scores a go-ahead goal for the US team in a knockout game. Score one for birthright citizenship.

I got this into the Associated Press.

GOP is a death cult.